Cocks/Dicks (Men only, please)

[Guest]

I was talking to a good friend who happens to have a very small penis, and the first thing he intends to do when his band makes it big (no pun intended) is get a penile enhancement procedure. This led me to wondering how you boys with small (or even miniscule) dicks feel about them.

I’m the mother of adult sons so I can assure you I know a thing or two about male dangly bits and how the wrong attitudes can irrevocably harm the male psyche. O, but I still remember how proud I was when my lads learned how to use the slit in their first jockey shorts. And the crossing streams games they played! Those were the days. Ah, but I digress (vs. transgress, haha).

So, muchachos, for the sake of my serious porno-research, would you be willing to admit, um, regale us with your experiences of your early ‘budding’ years (and the disappointments or tragedies)? E.g., How did you feel psychologically when you stood next to normal or amazingly well endowed mates in the school locker rooms? What about the first time you let a girl touch you and she burst out laughing? That sort of thing, Ok?

Please, fellas. You know I have the greatest regard for the men of Lit. Trust me, just expose your cocks and hearts to the fullest (again, no pun intended).

best to all, Perdita

p.s. I don’t do ‘humor and satire’, so you needn’t worry about my ill-use of your confessions.

 

[impressive]

PMSL!

Slinking away now.

 

[matriarch]

PMSL!

Slinking away now.

*Leaning on Imp for support, shaking with laughter*....oh godddd, P.

Priceless.

 

[tolyk]

Did you know that only the first 1/3rd section of the vaginal canal has any nerve endings? So size really doesn't matter. It very much is about how one uses their equipment

 

[Goldie Munro]

 

[Guest]

Tolyk, I'm the 'owner' of a clitoris. I know size doesn't matter. Tell that to a dude with a pencil dick though.

Now, please people. This is a serious thread.

Perdita

 

[gauchecritic]

We daily thank the fates for Greek and Roman sculptors.

And a great many of us "try something" a la photographs of a young Ross because we were secure in our pubescent masculinity.

Some of us use archane knowledge to secure our security by remembering that the elite roman guard were 'elite' in other ways. (but that's another matter)


Gauche

 

[sweetnpetite]

I could see why not a lot of fellows would respond, so I'll jump in with the point of view of a woman.

I have a male friend who is well known for his small organ. He insists, it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

All of my lovers who had small dicks also had severe problems with confidance and self esteme. Especially after I laughted at them, and told all my friends.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Having an average size cock the last time I measured it (Which was many years ago, in my teens) this has never been an issue with me. What I have always heard, though, is that thickness is more important than length. A short, thick cock can stimulate a clit and give more pleasure than a long, thin one. Of course, thickness is usually closely related to length, so maybe this doesn't mean much.

 

[cantdog]

Pear, you're my hero. Blacksnake should see this. He did, of course, in reverse, but he's not the most feminist person on the planet.

 

[flawed_ethics]

As far as locker room/shower experiences, I doubt the average male experience is any different than an young woman's experience with breasts. The only difference being that for women, the breasts are budding, while for us guys, or schlongs have been there our whole lives. With puberty being a a cluster of confusion to begin with, I guess the biggest discomfort is having to expose our penises, knowing it will be measured up for how 'big', and thusly, how masculine we are. Bear in mind, it's primary purpose before the arrival of pubic hair was for writing our names in the snow.

(BTW, this thread is just begging for a traveling "The Penis Monolouges" show.)

 

[impressive]

Bear in mind, it's primary purpose before the arrival of pubic hair was for writing our names in the snow.

Funny, I've seen plenty of post-pube snow writing, too. (The big boys use cursive.)

 

[Sshafer]

Men only

Funny you asked that Perdita. I've asked alot of ladies I've dated over the years what they prefure in the way of cock size. Everyone said over the long haul they would prefure Avg. or small. The all said a big cock is nice once an a while. But over a long time they like their men avg. or small. From what I gather Avg is anywere from Six to nine inchs. Small is five inchs and under when fully stiff. They all said that when it gets down to the short rows during sex that ten inchs and up can be painful. All said they liked girth they said girth makes up for lack of length. It gives them a full feeling.

 

[Huckleman2000]

I have to point out that comparing penises is not quite the same experience as comparing breasts. I mean, they shrink and grow all the time, and unless you see one hard, you don't really know. And no one wants to have a hard-on in the shower after gym class.

Still, if it was chilly and you were a little on the husky side, you were probably the first one in the shower and first in line for the towel...

 

[Just_John1]

OK a story of penis envy?

When I was a young lad... no I was a little boy(US not Brit), probably 9 or so I had to walk through a locker room at the pool to get my Dad. There was a guy I am still convinced had a horse cock. In reality it was probably average and he was probably at least questionable getting a semi hard on in the locker room, but as I walked by him he was changing his clothes. His cock appeared as big as my arm. When I got home and went to pee I looked down at my own pinky sized penis (remember now, I was 9) and it really freaked me out. I didn't take showers in the locker rooms after pys-ed until I was 13 I was so freaked out. I couldn't believe a penis could get so big, it frightened and embarassed me. I didn't understand that mine would grow and I had an issue with penis size for a long time. Its now average, has been for a long time actually, but it took me a long time to get over that. I wonder sometimes, I have a few memories from being 9 but I can see that horse cock as clear as if it were in front of me right now as we speak. Scary fucking thing it was.

Hope this helps

JJ1

 

[cantdog]

I could see why not a lot of fellows would respond, so I'll jump in with the point of view of a woman.

I have a male friend who is well known for his small organ. He insists, it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

All of my lovers who had small dicks also had severe problems with confidance and self esteme. Especially after I laughted at them, and told all my friends.

Another good one, SnP. Parody lives!

 

[curious2c]

Many men have penises (?..Penii...penis's...not sure on that one.)

Anyway...Many men's penises change radically in size. I know mine does. If I were to measure it soft in a cold room...very small...short...but when erect, and turned on...I don't know how it rates against others but at just under seven inches long and about two inches in circumference...a quite a difference in dimensions.

I have also heard...some men don't get small, and their change in size from soft to hard isn't as dramatic as above.

In the end...size is more in the beholders mind...and that's what makes it matter...I guess. I've always been comfortable with mine...though in locker rooms I would hurry to get dressed as soft...well short is short

(Heh...also, a man just doesn't want to be half or fully hard in a locker room either...other men may get some ideas about why they are getting erect. Ihave heard this at the mine in the dry when showering out...it can be quite...a...heh...well, it hasn't happened to me and I hope it never does. The other guys will treat you different ever after....and not so much in a good way.)

 

[SeaCat]

ROTFLMAO

Perdita,

You almost made me choke on my non-alcoholic Beer. (O'douls Amber if you must know. Personal reasons.) What are you trying to do, kill me down here? (That would truly piss off my wife, she has plans for later.) Or are you trying to keep me from working on my current story. (Yeah it'll be another long one. My longest yet.)

Now having gotten that off my chest I'll answer your question. I started out early and was a lot largerthan my classmates for the first couple of years. After that I ended up falling behind but didn't notice as I had gotten out of team sports by then. By the time I realized I was less well endowed than many others I had already gotten past the stage of trying to compare myself to others and was just happy to have one that worked when I needed or wanted it to.

By the time I realized I was shall we say less endowed than other guys I had lived in six states and two countries. Showing up on a nude beach in Germany with another American, (Female thank you very much.) It was pointed out to me that I was not as well hung as the other guys there. She then asked me who I thought I was going to please with what little I had. (This was our first and last date.) My reply was; "Myself".

What I have learned since then is that even though I am "only" five inches when fairly hard, I am still able to make a woman have multiple orgasms. The trick is, as my father told me during our "TALK" (Bless that man for being honest and forthright unlike so many I have heard about.) the trick is to, shall we say, prime the pump before you go at it. I am a firm believer in foreplay, imagination, and listening to what my partner has to say about her needs. (Guys and gals pay attention here. Often your partner will be telling you what they want and/or need without words, you have to be watching and feeling them.)

Having said this, the sex life between my wife of twelve years and myself has not grown stale. Unlike so many couples I have met who's sex life seems to peter out after a couple of years ours has instead grown more varied and stronger, not to mention more passionate. MAybe the old saw about the carrot is true. It's not the size of the carrot, but how you plant it.

Cat

 

[flawed_ethics]

I did think of one embarrassing situation that probably happens to every young boy crossing into the threshold of adulthood:

Having to stand in front of the classroom to solve a problem, give a speech, whatever, and having a raging boner.

It's not that you're horny or anything. It's just blood being funneled to the wrong place at the wrong time for no apparent reason.

It's kinda hard to weasle your way out of getting up when you're sitting at the desk. But what else can you do?

 

[Guest]

Hombres de Literotica:

I feel it necessary at this point to say that my initial post was meant to parody a metaphorical Dick (in response to a thread on boobs). A few persons knew this and posted in kind. Now I am getting some serious and genuinely fine responses and feel truly embarrassed. "Satire will out", to paraphrase a famous Willy.

Thank you so much for your replies. For the record, as has been stated, it's what a fella does with his various appendages that matter. Most gals can bring forth truly fine orgasms with just a girly finger, so obviously size can be irrelevant. My favourite cocks have all been average (but only in inches).

Hail to the blokes!

Perdita

 

[BlackSnake]

Pear, you're my hero. Blacksnake should see this. He did, of course, in reverse, but he's not the most feminist person on the planet.

Yep, I was looking. My experience is different than what I've read here.

Guys, to the point of the question posed. Think about somebody going anywhere near your thing with a blade. I got to tell you, I don't give a shit what the intent is. Fuck that. You have a dick and it works, right? If the lady you are with is not satisfied with you what you have. Just think, you already fucked her. It just didn't workout between you. Move on.

I use to worry about getting old and dying when I was a kid. One of my uncles told me that I shouldn't start to worry until I couldn't write my name in the dirt.

I'd say to hell with getting cut and stuffed. Satisfying nobody is worth that.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Damn. I thought this was a picture thread.

 

[Guest]

Damn. I thought this was a picture thread.

Make it one.

Perdita

 

[minsue]

Damn. I thought this was a picture thread.

 

[Guest]

Ok, penii on the mind. I think it's a joke, but not really sure. - Perdita

Lingam Gnosis: The Ancient Art of Penis Reading - By Yoni Passionata

Forget palmistry, everything you need to know about your man is written on his cock. Tell your friends and lovers to whip íem out, then let them sit back and prepare to be amazed. Lingam gnosis is here and it beats the crap out of reading tea-leaves.

About Lingam Gnosis: Lingam gnosis is based on the belief that all penises fall into one of four broad essential categories, or types fire, air, earth and water. Most commonly, however, penises are a combination of two or more of these types.

The Earth Penis: Earth penises are relatively easy to identify as they resemble tuberous vegetables yams, potatoes, turnips etc. Those thick, starchy roots that grow best when buried deep in dark, damp soil. Earth penises are generally large, often irregularly shaped, and darkly pigmented. The testicles that accompany the earth penis are likely to be large, hairy and pendulous. The earth penis is homely and supremely functional, it likes to plant and plow, and itís likely to belong to the top in any relationship. Earth penises typically correspond with meat and potatoes sexual tastes. If your man has an earth penis don't expect anything too outragous. He might like it rough, but he'll always keep it simple-like himself. Oh, I almost forgot to mention, if he's carrying one of these brutes in his Calvins, chances are he aint too bright.

The Air Penis: Air penises are generally long, slim and pale, with neat, globular, lightly pigmented testicles, carried high and tight. The most aesthetically pleasing of the types, the air penis is an artistic penis, and their owners are often artistic. It is common for an air penis to have a bend or a dip in its length, and just as this penis is often not quite straight, the owner of an air type penis is the most likely of all the types to have bisexual tendencies. If your lover has an air penis, commitment could be an issue air penises are notoriously unfaithful and fickle. However, once captured, air penis types make the most intelligent and imaginative sexual partners.

The Fire Penis: Fire is the most masculine of the elements, and a fire penis always correlates with an aggressive, assertive, controlling nature. A typical fire penis is thick, straight, symmetrical and smooth, though not especially long. The defining characteristic of the fire penis, however, is its color bright red, through to an intense hot pink. Men with a fire penis in their pants have a burning sexuality and charisma to burn, too. There are always plenty of moths dying to dance around this flame! But before you singe your wings, remember: sex with the owner of a fire penis can be hot as hell, but life with one is usually just plain hell, so if your intended unzips one of these crimson lollipops, zip it up quick and move on.

The Water Penis: Water is the most feminine of the elements, and, accordingly, water type penises are often small, soft and feminine in appearance. Owners of water penises are generally nurturers in their relationships; they will cook, clean, iron and give it up with an almost touching if it wasnít so fucking irritating sense of duty. Occasionally, this taking on of the motherly role can lead them to assume the balance of power within a relationship for the other partner this is both claustrophobic and scary, particularly when they find themselves fucking them and enjoying it! Water penis owners are often very highly sexed organisms, especially when alcohol is added. For a water penis, a couple of GTs is a never-fail legs-opener.

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