Cocks/Dicks (Men only, please)

[Guest]

Thanks, Loulou. Yeah, it did come out awright after all.

And a special thanks to Zoot, what a refreshingly healthy youth you had (so what happened? ).

I hope there are more penile responses.

Amici: Please, no more about Amicus. Leave his comments be, they speak for themselves and I have no need to feel vindicated re. him (though I have appreciated some kind thoughts among you).

gracias, Perdita

 

[thebullet]

I was sitting on the patio drinking a beer and reading the paper. My wife was mowing the lawn.

My next-door neighbor came over and perused the situation. Finally he said, "That's just not right! You're drinking a beer and your wife is mowing the lawn? You should be hung!"

I said, "I am hung. That's why my wife is mowing the lawn!"


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Anyway, I come at this string from a slightly altered perspective. I am a physically small man. I have always thought that women assumed I was small all over. Once a lovely young girl I was acquainted with asked me to take her virginity. Since I was a married man, it never really occurred to me to accept her offer (and I'll admit, not accepting that offer is one of those moments in time a man looks back on with just a bit of regret), but I did wonder if she thought it would be easier to start off small and work her way up.

Kind of the reverse of that old joke:
I came home the other day and found my wife in bed with a midget. I was furious. I said, "What are you doing? You promised me you would stop being unfaithful to me!" My wife said, "Well you can see I'm tapering off."
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Anyway, I am my wife's second husband. Hubby #1 was well over a foot taller than I am. I worry about such things as much as the next guy. I always wondered if my wife was satisfied with my average 7" rather than the (I imagined) monster she was used to. The few times the subject came up she assured me that I was if anything a little bigger than #1. But what the hell else was she going to say?

Many men must have penis-size concerns at some point in their lives. Every woman pays lip service to the concept that 'size doesn't matter'. But I think most men, given a choice at the Dick Store, would choose an XXXL over a S. And their women would be in total agreement. Just an opinion.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

I don't really have much to say about size. I'm dead average (length and girth, uncircumsized, and unshaven). There's nothing really to it and I've not really thought about it outside terms of functionality. I can't really make it bigger so I haven't really had any moments of penis envy, though I have noticed that just how big I am definitely varies on how excited I am.

Overall, I was too much caught up in chasing an unrequited love interest during the formative years to worry about rate of growth, changes in the ladies, pussy counts, etc...

So for embarrassing stories the big one would be involuntary erections. During high school I would for no reason what's so ever, get a hard-on in class that I would spend the rest of the class using the underside of the desk to try and push it back. These involuntary erections would always be bizarre because they wouldn't have a trigger. I wasn't looking at anyone, wasn't thinking about anything, not fantasizing. I'd just be doing my schoolwork and realize that my wang wanted to be up for the moment. I still don't know what the hell was behind them. I don't even know if other people had the same problem.