Cock Talk

[MindYaBitness]

I wouldn’t actually do it. It’s just a thought conjured in my pants.
Penis’s are evil.

You may be experiencing the advanced stages of testosterone poisoning. I prescribe flogging your Trouser Trout at least twice a day for a week, and see me next week for an update.

 

[hotwords229_A]

You may be experiencing the advanced stages of testosterone poisoning. I prescribe flogging your Trouser Trout at least twice a day for a week, and see me next week for an update.

It’s already not workin’ Doc!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

You may be experiencing the advanced stages of testosterone poisoning. I prescribe flogging your Trouser Trout at least twice a day for a week, and see me next week for an update.

Trouser trout? Oh yeah, stealing it.

 

[lavendersilk]

How have they never made a movie about Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, where Mr. Hyde was Dr. Jekyll’s dick?

It practically writes itself.

Disney just bought the rights...

 

[MindYaBitness]

It’s already not workin’ Doc!

I'll give you prescription for a skilled sex worker. I'm sure insurance will cover it

 

[MindYaBitness]

Disney just bought the rights...

I would pay good money to see that animation!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

I'll give you prescription for a skilled sex worker. I'm sure insurance will cover it

Massage therapy? Oh yeah, they'll cover that. Mmhmm. Yup.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Disney just bought the rights...

Disney does like putting penises in things.
Then again, who doesn’t?

 

[Apisto42]

Always have a backup plan.

“Ladies, if every dick here gets sucked, these puppies will all be adopted to loving families!”

That’s the back up plan dude. Kindness gets repeat pussy.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I'll give you prescription for a skilled sex worker. I'm sure insurance will cover it

I hope they only cover it in the generic form and he gets side effects!

 

[MindYaBitness]

“Ladies, if every dick here gets sucked, these puppies will all be adopted to loving families!”

That’s the back up plan dude. Kindness gets repeat pussy.

Facts

 

[Apisto42]

Facts

Want a puppy? Cause I’ve got a deal for you…

 

[hotwords229_A]

“Ladies, if every dick here gets sucked, these puppies will all be adopted to loving families!”

That’s the back up plan dude. Kindness gets repeat pussy.

Mmm, too risky!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I hope they only cover it in the generic form and he gets side effects!

There's a great short story called "For the Relief of Unbearable Urges" the twist ending is all about side effects

 

[Wand3rlust]

I wouldn’t actually do it. It’s just a thought conjured in my pants.
Penis’s are evil.

Penii?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Puppies > fun bags > tiddies

 

[deft]

Puppies > fun bags > tiddies

Busters > everything else

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I call mine "vinegar tits"

 

[Stan_the_skin]

I call mine "vinegar tits"

I love vinegar .

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Penii?

Arrabbiata or Pomodoro?

 

[lavendersilk]

Puppies > fun bags > tiddies

I think if I was in a room full of fun bags I'd be happier than a room full of puppies.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Arrabbiata or Pomodoro?

Are those workplace efficiency tactics?

(Or have I been spending too much time on LinkedIn?)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are those workplace efficiency tactics?

(Or have I been spending too much time on LinkedIn?)

Workplace efficiency makes my Penii al dente!

No, wait, what’s the opposite of that?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think if I was in a room full of fun bags I'd be happier than a room full of puppies.

Same.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think if I was in a room full of fun bags I'd be happier than a room full of puppies.

Doesn’t even have to be full really