C'mon guys, I'm not a Virgin here, you know Lillith was a hot bitch.

[Gawd]

Oh the tales I could tell about her. Damn that woman could wring you out and leave you panting for more. I wonder if she has email...

 

[morninggirl5]

Gawd,

Are you gonna write some stories about it for us to read??

 

[YoungGun69]

Lilith from Frasier?

 

[Gawd]

Lillith was that hot sexy babe that I created right along with Adam. Weren't you paying attention during Gawd Class? Oh yeah, I've been banned from public schools. Word of advice kiddies, never seduce the teacher on her desk. They kick yer ass out for that shit.

I created Lillith from the dust at the same time I created Adam. But oh Myself did that man pitch a fucking fit. Whiny brat, I should have turned him over My knee. That Eve hussy was a bad move in retrospect. Lillith was always tellin' him what to do, disagreein about whether or not he should name all the animals or if she got to name half and she'd cut his happy little ass off. Poor guy was always whacking off. I think this is where mankind's unhealthy predilection for sheep started. I told him to knock that shit off or I'd make his ass sorry. But did he listen? Fuck no. Men don't listen, he just did it anyway. So I gave his happy ass syphillis. That was funny. Lillith went on her merry way and I had to create someone a little more mallealble to make him happy.

Hey, that Pyper chick around? I'd like to get a little threeway goin on with her and Lillith. Wowza.

 

[lavender]

 

[rambling man]

lilith was nothing compared to elizabeth bathory...now that woman was a cast iron, cold bitch

 

[Pokerman]

What about Lot's wife? Now THERE'S a woman you could lick from head to toe.

 

[rambling man]

ewww, the original salty dog there

 

[ranajja]

Lot's wife

LOL! Oh, now that's funny!


but I think I'm gonna leave this thread now...


*looking skyward, getting out before lightning strikes*

 

[YoungGun69]

Lillith was that hot sexy babe that I created right along with Adam.

where is it written that there was a Lilith?

 

[sexy-girl]

"lilith was the first woman, created by god at the same time as adam, unlike eve who was created from adam's rib. lilith refused to submit to adam's will and left the garden of eden"


lilith was cool

 

[YoungGun69]

I never heard of her before. where can I find more info.

 

[Ravenloft]

Lilith was pretty much adam's persona with tits and a pussy, Adam couldn't handle her forcefulness...

And he was a bit squimish, there, I believe in yet another religion is mention of a third woman created between lilith and eve, Adam got to stay awake to watch her being made, from bones, to sinew, to all that gooey stuff, and finally a nice layer of skin. He couldn't stomach the sight of it, thinking about what he had seen every time he looked at her... She wasn't around long enough to even get a name... Adam was a whiny, squimish putz who wanted to be on top, yup, us guys havn't changed much have we ladies?

 

[Pokerman]

I never heard of her before. where can I find more info.

do a yahoo search on "biblical lilith" and you'll find tons of info like i did.

 

[sexy-girl]

try using that internet thing ... its new but quite popular for finding information ... i hear bible is quite useful for relgious information too ... hehe sorry couldnt resist

 

[Ravenloft]

I wonder if Cain got it on with Lilith in the land of Nod.

*Handing Valdimer the tire iron I've been holding*

Good luck with that champ...

*Booking ass for shelter as I see the sky cloud over*

 

[Pokerman]

LOL beat ya by a couple seconds there, sexy-girl

 

[Gawd]

That Lillith, damn was she a hot bitch. She had PMS pretty much 24/7, but can you blame the girl? Adam was such a fuckup that I had PMS pretty much 24/7 until I kicked his happy ass out of the Garden of Eden. It's not wonder that Evey went looking for a little friendship on the side. I should have made a few more women for her. Adam was a prick.

That Bible, it may be some of My Word, but it's not all of it. They edit the thing, you know. Some denominations have more books than others some have less. But Catholics have the most bookies.

Ravenloft you look just like Beelzebub did, before he picked up that beer belly. Now he looks like Norm from Cheers with wings.

 

[Pyper]

Thanks for the offer, Gawd, but Lucifer and I are kind of exclusive.

 

[Gawd]

Pyper, babe, Lucifer isn't exclusive with anyone. That ol' boy is an unpaid whore. If it moves he'll nail it. Might want to check for diseases doll, he has all of them.

 

[Pyper]

Well, hell.

I wonder if Quetzalcoatl is busy.

 

[Gawd]

I could put in a good word for ya, toots. Though he does like that human sacrifice bit. What about Thor? Most of Valhalla is pretty open right now. Maybe Apollo? He had a thing for some babe in Hollywood, but Norma Jean didn't want a damned thing to do with him. She's waiting for Elton.

 

[Pyper]

Thor? Too angry. Too many muscles. Reminds me of a pro-wrestler.

Apollo? Feh, what a pretty boy.

I think I'll stick with Quetzalcoatl, that sexy serpent.

 

[Gawd]

Baal is holding another singles mixer next Friday, I'll do a little mingling and let Quetz know about that totally hot chicky up there. But only if you do two things. Take your clothes off (you're a total babe, doll) and believe in Me for a couple of minutes next Friday. It's that Ontological thing. It makes no sense, but I find it highly amusing. It's like Santa Claus.

Sure you don't want to do that threesome thing with Lillith? You could invite others, I'm not against an old fashioned orgy.

 

[Pyper]

Take off my clothes? I thought you had x-ray vision, Gawd? You know, that's pretty suspicious. I'm starting to think you aren't God the Almighty after all, but rather some minor Japanese monkey deity.

And no, I won't believe in you. It's against my morals.