fireymatt
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Not much too ad to the two gentlemen's ads above.I have a challenge for you sexy gentlemen… can someone write me a dating profile? Send me your blurbs and I will reply to my favourites with a little treat…![]()
I did something I now regret, well, actually a few things. I went on a date and am disappointed with myself that I didn’t take more time to get a sense for what kind of man he was before agreeing to meet. He point out told me I am too big for his taste. Fair enough, but that is not what you say, for fucks sake. He then proceeded to tell me that I seemed a bit prudish for him and I probably wouldn’t match his sex drive. If he only knew! Truth be told, it would probably be the reverse.
So I regret the date part but then I also regret the text I sent afterwards to my ex… he was happy I reached out, I was happy for a bit, but now feel badly. Thought I would share my sexy mistake here though. He pleasured me with his tongue, I quickly forgot about the prior date and am ready to move on and try again.
I once went on a date with a girl who told me I "don't look like the man she sees herself marrying" and I was "a little overweight for her tastes." I was probably six months out of the Marine Corps and at 5'11" I weighed less than 200 lbs. I went ahead and let her pay for her own dinner after that one. Ten years later I ran into her again, married to a friend of mine who looks kind of like me. She outweighed me by like, a lot.I did something I now regret, well, actually a few things. I went on a date and am disappointed with myself that I didn’t take more time to get a sense for what kind of man he was before agreeing to meet. He point out told me I am too big for his taste. Fair enough, but that is not what you say, for fucks sake. He then proceeded to tell me that I seemed a bit prudish for him and I probably wouldn’t match his sex drive. If he only knew! Truth be told, it would probably be the reverse.
So I regret the date part but then I also regret the text I sent afterwards to my ex… he was happy I reached out, I was happy for a bit, but now feel badly. Thought I would share my sexy mistake here though. He pleasured me with his tongue, I quickly forgot about the prior date and am ready to move on and try again.
Well he’s a dumbass.I did something I now regret, well, actually a few things. I went on a date and am disappointed with myself that I didn’t take more time to get a sense for what kind of man he was before agreeing to meet. He point out told me I am too big for his taste. Fair enough, but that is not what you say, for fucks sake. He then proceeded to tell me that I seemed a bit prudish for him and I probably wouldn’t match his sex drive. If he only knew! Truth be told, it would probably be the reverse.
So I regret the date part but then I also regret the text I sent afterwards to my ex… he was happy I reached out, I was happy for a bit, but now feel badly. Thought I would share my sexy mistake here though. He pleasured me with his tongue, I quickly forgot about the prior date and am ready to move on and try again.
Generally but never intimate. It was an ex-boyfriend who pleasured me.playm0mum said: He pleasured me with his tongue.
Are you generally on good terms with you ex husband
I can’t send it to you on Lit for some reason. Check your messagesSWF looking for a man to engage me. Make me wanna wake up in the morning and check my phone for texts. Make me wanna send you a "good nite xo" with a little something extra. I want you to want me... cannot wait to see me and treat me like a woman. I will in return be your soulmate...I will be fully engaged. I will rock your world in and out of bed. I will keep you guessing and wanting more.
I am an extremely sensual n sexual person to the RIGHT person. zif you can ignite me, you wont be disappointed. I am not your mother, although I will pamper when required.
I want others to turn their heads when we walk into a room. I am not a size 2, but I am perfectly proportioned to suit my age and desires. I can rock a tshirt/jeans or heels/summer dress.
I love patio beers or red wine. I can devour a bacon cheeseburger or a fancy Italian dinner with grace and poise.
Don't be an asshole. Treat me like a woman, respect me and my job because I deserve that as a MINIMUM. Be nice, friendly to others and respectful of elders because I am watching u!
Hope we can rock it!
Sigh…. Some people! But that must have felt a little bit good.I once went on a date with a girl who told me I "don't look like the man she sees herself marrying" and I was "a little overweight for her tastes." I was probably six months out of the Marine Corps and at 5'11" I weighed less than 200 lbs. I went ahead and let her pay for her own dinner after that one. Ten years later I ran into her again, married to a friend of mine who looks kind of like me. She outweighed me by like, a lot.
Nothing against our bbw hotties in here, but in that case it seemed like karma or cosmic justice or something. I often wonder if she recognized me and remembered the date. But I do, and I smile.
Well you could’ve always gotten a little dig in by saying that you enjoy grabbing the man by his hair while he’s between you legs.I did something I now regret, well, actually a few things. I went on a date and am disappointed with myself that I didn’t take more time to get a sense for what kind of man he was before agreeing to meet. He point out told me I am too big for his taste. Fair enough, but that is not what you say, for fucks sake. He then proceeded to tell me that I seemed a bit prudish for him and I probably wouldn’t match his sex drive. If he only knew! Truth be told, it would probably be the reverse.
So I regret the date part but then I also regret the text I sent afterwards to my ex… he was happy I reached out, I was happy for a bit, but now feel badly. Thought I would share my sexy mistake here though. He pleasured me with his tongue, I quickly forgot about the prior date and am ready to move on and try again.
MWM with many, many hobbies. Eclectic taste in music and avid reader. Most likely you will find me outdoors. However, I do enjoy a few urban jazz & chess clubs (especially when in New York). Special penchant to eating with my hands, sailing and skinny dipping. Age is just a number.I have a challenge for you sexy gentlemen… can someone write me a dating profile? Send me your blurbs and I will reply to my favourites with a little treat…![]()
What a lovely picture, that juicy nipple looks ripe for plucking, as I slip up behind you and run my hands around to cup your breasts and......I spotted a shadow. I need a photographer for that type of artistic pose. My selfie doesn’t cut it, but even though the image I had in my head didn’t appear, it is still worthy of sharing for my fellow Litsers![]()
Mmm so beautiful and sexyI spotted a shadow. I need a photographer for that type of artistic pose. My selfie doesn’t cut it, but even though the image I had in my head didn’t appear, it is still worthy of sharing for my fellow Litsers![]()
I think you did well with the picture. You could, to improve the picture, crop it so you only have the part with the sunlit wall, your boob and the shadow in the picture, if you know what I mean.I spotted a shadow. I need a photographer for that type of artistic pose. My selfie doesn’t cut it, but even though the image I had in my head didn’t appear, it is still worthy of sharing for my fellow Litsers![]()
Ooh, a shadow puppet I like to get my fingers on!I spotted a shadow. I need a photographer for that type of artistic pose. My selfie doesn’t cut it, but even though the image I had in my head didn’t appear, it is still worthy of sharing for my fellow Litsers![]()
Like the visual effectI spotted a shadow. I need a photographer for that type of artistic pose. My selfie doesn’t cut it, but even though the image I had in my head didn’t appear, it is still worthy of sharing for my fellow Litsers![]()
I think you did well with the picture. You could, to improve the picture, crop it so you only have the part with the sunlit wall, your boob and the shadow in the picture, if you know what I mean.
But I like it as it is too.