Church Secret Volunteer Group

[PartyMart]

I have asked @lovincock to join the church, but it’s difficult to hear the reply.

 

[PartyMart]

Shopping to replenish the shelves is reward enough. Shopping with @softsusan always brings a sense of hope for the future.

 

[Mike130]

I have asked @lovincock to join the church, but it’s difficult to hear the reply.

She sounds like a splendid addition. I had a redhead girlfriend once. They seem to be quite wild. The discipline of the church may be just what she needs….

 

[Mike130]

Shopping to replenish the shelves is reward enough. Shopping with @softsusan always brings a sense of hope for the future.

I didn’t know there was an ATM in the Ritz cracker aisle. I’ll bring my debit card next time I go shopping. Wait, I was just informed it was a different kind of ATM. Never mind.

 

[PartyMart]

@Clsg2001 Stopped by and asked me to guide her on the steps to join the church.

 

[AnotherHornyDay]

nun at work

 

[softsusan]

Shopping to replenish the shelves is reward enough. Shopping with @softsusan always brings a sense of hope for the future.

There is always hope, never give up.

 

[Mike130]

nun at work

Nice habit to get into…

 

[Mike130]

There is always hope, never give up.

I hope to see something like this at my local Wal-Mart.

 

[softsusan]

I hope to see something like this at my local Wal-Mart.

We will have Nun of that. .

 

[Sussy2000x]

Helping put in Church. My outfit approved?

 

[Mike130]

Helping put in Church. My outfit approved?

Of course Suzie. You have to let them breathe. Tits need fresh air.

 

[softsusan]

Of course Suzie. You have to let them breathe. Tits need fresh air.

Sussy always cares and likes to look her best for the brethren. Thats why she is such a busy volunteer. I think she deserves a lot of praise for her work.

 

[KimberlyG]

So, is this a caring, sharing and growing church?

 

[softsusan]

So, is this a caring, sharing and growing church?

Yes it is Kimberley, us volunteers like to work Together to help the brethren.

 

[dz2681]

So, is this a caring, sharing and growing church?

If you share I can guarantee there will be a lot of growing and caring

 

[Mike130]

Sussy always cares and likes to look her best for the brethren. Thats why she is such a busy volunteer. I think she deserves a lot of praise for her work.

Suzie has incredible talents. And boobs that could feed the congregation. Not that I notice things like this. I’m a man of the cloth for heaven sakes.

 

[Mike130]

So, is this a caring, sharing and growing church?

Kimberly, I’m Father Inn, a pastor here at the Church of the Three Holes. I’ve just read your profile and I’d like to hire you as my personal assistant. It may involve being on your knees a bit and physical activities such as touching your toes and some riding of various kinds. Oh yeah, some office work I guess, but you don’t have to do that if you don’t want to. Please report to my office at your earliest convenience for a thorough physical.

 

[Waiter519123]

So, is this a caring, sharing and growing church?

Yes Kim your welcome to join our volunteers

 

[Waiter519123]

Yes it is Kimberley, us volunteers like to work Together to help the brethren.

Susan a perfect way to bring Kim in on volunteering

 

[KimberlyG]

Kimberly, I’m Father Inn, a pastor here at the Church of the Three Holes. I’ve just read your profile and I’d like to hire you as my personal assistant. It may involve being on your knees a bit and physical activities such as touching your toes and some riding of various kinds. Oh yeah, some office work I guess, but you don’t have to do that if you don’t want to. Please report to my office at your earliest convenience for a thorough physical.

Thanks Father Inn!
Since it's a church I would expect some down on my knees time. I'm also good at collecting donations. I'm sure there will be some hard tasks but I think I can manage those. So, I think I will be able to ride out whatever comes my way.

 

[dirk2024]

Thanks Father Inn!
Since it's a church I would expect some down on my knees time. I'm also good at collecting donations. I'm sure there will be some hard tasks but I think I can manage those. So, I think I will be able to ride out whatever comes my way.

Hi Kim,

Thank you for your desire to aide in our efforts to spread the good word of our ministry. Yes, there will be some hard tasks for you ahead, but we will appreciate your ability to ride them out.

 

[Mike130]

Thanks Father Inn!
Since it's a church I would expect some down on my knees time. I'm also good at collecting donations. I'm sure there will be some hard tasks but I think I can manage those. So, I think I will be able to ride out whatever comes my way.

It’s great to know that you’re good at collecting donations Kimberly. Some are monetary because we need to buy gas for the popemobile and some of the unorthodox outfits for our volunteers that the brethren seem to insist upon. Other donations are of the liquid variety that the brethren are eager to share with the volunteers, so you may want to bring a bib or something. Perhaps some eye protection too. Some of the older members have terrible aim…

 

[softsusan]

I agree some of the brethren are bad with their aim. But it’s not a problem. Smiling.

 

[dirk2024]

It’s great to know that you’re good at collecting donations Kimberly. Some are monetary because we need to buy gas for the popemobile and some of the unorthodox outfits for our volunteers that the brethren seem to insist upon. Other donations are of the liquid variety that the brethren are eager to share with the volunteers, so you may want to bring a bib or something. Perhaps some eye protection too. Some of the older members have terrible aim…

Unorthodox outfits?