Christmas spirits

[Samandiriel]

You sure it's not the tequila?

No, then I talk in spanish.

 

[entitled]

No, then I talk in spanish.

You speak Russian, too?

 

[Samandiriel]

You speak Russian, too?

Da. And when I drink Canadian whiskey I say "aboot" instead of about.

 

[entitled]

Da. And when I drink Canadian whiskey I say "aboot" instead of about.

You know, i knew i liked you for a reason.

 

[Samandiriel]

You know, i knew i liked you for a reason.

I thought it was my shiny happy face?

 

[entitled]

I thought it was my shiny happy face?

Happy? No. Shiny? Well.... You could use a good cream or something for that.

 

[Samandiriel]

Happy? No. Shiny? Well.... You could use a good cream or something for that.

I use egg whites and steel wool.

 

[entitled]

I use egg whites and steel wool.

That explains the crusting.

 

[Samandiriel]

That explains the crusting.

I stopped using yeast for a matte finish...it made me look puffy.

 

[entitled]

I stopped using yeast for a matte finish...it made me look puffy.

Really? i thought it needed something warm to do that.

 

[Samandiriel]

Really? i thought it needed something warm to do that.

I blush very easily.

 

[entitled]

I blush very easily.

i couldn't tell. Too much yeast.

 

[Samandiriel]

i couldn't tell. Too much yeast.

I'll go back to ashes, they give me some color.

 

[entitled]

I'll go back to ashes, they give me some color.

Might help heal that oozing thing, too.

 

[Samandiriel]

Might help heal that oozing thing, too.

That's my mouth.

 

[entitled]

That's my mouth.

That would explain why it's so big.

 

[Samandiriel]

That would explain why it's so big.

You're thinking again.

 

[entitled]

You're thinking again.

It's all your fault.

 

[Samandiriel]

It's all your fault.

I blame the vodka.

 

[entitled]

I blame the vodka.

You're not speaking Russian.

 

[Samandiriel]

You're not speaking Russian.

I just switched to Irish whiskey, I know have a brougue(sp).

 

[entitled]

I just switched to Irish whiskey, I know have a brougue(sp).

Are you finding yourself suddenly adverse to the English?

 

[Samandiriel]

Are you finding yourself suddenly adverse to the English?

I flattened my own tires.

 

[entitled]

I flattened my own tires.

So THAT's what happened...

 

[Samandiriel]

So THAT's what happened...

I even took out an IRA.