Christmas Party Question #1

TonyG

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This question was debated at a Christmas party yesterday.

If the person of your choice guaranteed to have sex with you anytime before the party ended, would you choose to eat the free meal first or have the sex first? To my surprise, more men than women chose the meal first.
 
Why would that surprise you? Why not eat if you know you have guaranteed sex waiting for you?

By the way, we had no such interesting topics at MY company party this year..... I'm jealous.
 
Fuel up before you go for a ride.
 
Cheyenne said:
Why would that surprise you? Why not eat if you know you have guaranteed sex waiting for you?

By the way, we had no such interesting topics at MY company party this year..... I'm jealous.
It doesn't that the men chose the food. That would be my choice but more of the ladies felt "get the sex before it goes away". That's why I was surprised.
 
tony_gam said:
It doesn't that the men chose the food. That would be my choice but more of the ladies felt "get the sex before it goes away". That's why I was surprised.

But you said the sex was guaranteed, so it wouldn't be going away! Maybe they wanted to look their best for sex, and that is before you stuff yourself full of Christmas food.
 
Cheyenne said:
tony_gam said:
It doesn't that the men chose the food. That would be my choice but more of the ladies felt "get the sex before it goes away". That's why I was surprised.

But you said the sex was guaranteed, so it wouldn't be going away! Maybe they wanted to look their best for sex, and that is before you stuff yourself full of Christmas food.
Either that or it takes them a long time to eat :D
 
What is on the menu?? That is the first question. If it includes something like creme brulee for dessert, well, the sex can definitely wait.
 
Expertise said:
Fuel up before you go for a ride.

I would have to agree, gotta have fuel for the rocket...for without the fuel the rocket is no good.

But how about this, sex before the meal AND after the meal?
 
I've told Expertise this before, but it's a fact that if you eat a large meal before sex, it makes you sluggish and the sex is not that good. So put me down for sex first. :D
 
good lord! there's nothing worse than a tummy full of grub sloshing around in my mid-section to make me want to put on the flannel nightgown and face cream!
No one's ever complained about that "hungry" attitude during sex with me before...;)
 
Sex First

Absolutely.

Have you ever gone for a run after eating? A passionate and energetic session of sex would be (is) just as bad. Save the delights of the meal for the post coitial glow. Beats smoking anyway.

Of course this assumes that the meal is just as guaranteed as the sex.
 
Countess DeWinter said:
good lord! there's nothing worse than a tummy full of grub sloshing around in my mid-section to make me want to put on the flannel nightgown and face cream!
No one's ever complained about that "hungry" attitude during sex with me before...;)
Countess, had you been at this party, my hunger to "eat" would have nothing to do with the food on the buffet table. ;)
 
Tony, let's have a Christmas Buffet. Countess ala nude....
hmmm........
 
Sounds like a good idea. I'll bring the cranberry sauce, I heard it goes great with skin.
 
I was betting you would create your own special sauce. Inspired by her beauty and sensual ways.
 
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