Okay everyone, at Christmas time I tend to get blue. One of the things I love to do is write limericks, they always lighten my mood. I wrote these with some of the AH men in mind (with a nod to Ms. Perdita.) I took poetic license, so if you don't like it ... too bad. 
Now there are many more AH men and tons of lovely, naughty ladies. Go forth and limerick! Oh and Merry Christmas from Cookie. 
The AH Santa named Ogg
Decided to go whole hog
he loaded his sleigh
for that special day
With GPS to help in the smog.
Ms. Perdita is his Mrs. Claus
And her outfit did drop some jaws
a hot little number
that gave Santa lumber
And made him become Santy Paws.
Santa's reindeer have went on strike
So the old man took out his mike
an announcement to make
AH men I must take
Or else Santa will be riding a bike.
As Dasher he used our rhino
The AH's resident wino
Santa said drop that pen
Fore I count to ten
In a pinch you will do just fine-o
As Dancer the fella named sack
He won't give Santa Ogg no flak
or some unnamed troll
will leave him some coal
By dumping it down his crack
As Prancer the man called cantdog
He decided to go whole hog
he got outa his bed
put some horns on his head
And became one more reindeer cog.
Vixen is an author named Sirhugs
Said a guy would have to be on drugs
I'd rather be home getting laid
but I would prolly be slayed
If Santa Ogg sent out his elf thugs.
For Comet Santa Ogg needs a pearl
Of course he turns to TheEarl
a man of good taste
he accepts posthaste
Bring it on I'll give it a whirl!
Taltos as the reindeer called Cupid
At heart he is really a true kid
An arther brand new
but he has a clue
That to turn down Santa would be stupid
Gauche he got the great honor
To play the reindeer Donner
he did his duty
got off his patootie
If he refused he knew he was a goner
Blitzen as played by rgraham
He would never go on the lam
admits he's game
to take the name
Mainly because he's a ham
As Rudolph he chose old pal Lime
Santy Ogg promised him a good time
with his shiny, red nose
and wearing the Missus' hose
Into the air he will climb
As the grumpy old Mr. Grinch
dr_m was really quite a cinch
on Lit's mountain
he does his spoutin'
He just won't give an author an inch
Rumple the frosty snowman
He hatched up a devilish plan
he found some merit
in moving his carrot
As low as he possibly can.
Now there are many more AH men and tons of lovely, naughty ladies. Go forth and limerick! Oh and Merry Christmas from Cookie. The AH Santa named Ogg
Decided to go whole hog
he loaded his sleigh
for that special day
With GPS to help in the smog.
Ms. Perdita is his Mrs. Claus
And her outfit did drop some jaws
a hot little number
that gave Santa lumber
And made him become Santy Paws.
Santa's reindeer have went on strike
So the old man took out his mike
an announcement to make
AH men I must take
Or else Santa will be riding a bike.
As Dasher he used our rhino
The AH's resident wino
Santa said drop that pen
Fore I count to ten
In a pinch you will do just fine-o
As Dancer the fella named sack
He won't give Santa Ogg no flak
or some unnamed troll
will leave him some coal
By dumping it down his crack
As Prancer the man called cantdog
He decided to go whole hog
he got outa his bed
put some horns on his head
And became one more reindeer cog.
Vixen is an author named Sirhugs
Said a guy would have to be on drugs
I'd rather be home getting laid
but I would prolly be slayed
If Santa Ogg sent out his elf thugs.
For Comet Santa Ogg needs a pearl
Of course he turns to TheEarl
a man of good taste
he accepts posthaste
Bring it on I'll give it a whirl!
Taltos as the reindeer called Cupid
At heart he is really a true kid
An arther brand new
but he has a clue
That to turn down Santa would be stupid
Gauche he got the great honor
To play the reindeer Donner
he did his duty
got off his patootie
If he refused he knew he was a goner
Blitzen as played by rgraham
He would never go on the lam
admits he's game
to take the name
Mainly because he's a ham
As Rudolph he chose old pal Lime
Santy Ogg promised him a good time
with his shiny, red nose
and wearing the Missus' hose
Into the air he will climb
As the grumpy old Mr. Grinch
dr_m was really quite a cinch
on Lit's mountain
he does his spoutin'
He just won't give an author an inch
Rumple the frosty snowman
He hatched up a devilish plan
he found some merit
in moving his carrot
As low as he possibly can.
