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intothewoods said:
Well, I'd rather not see Jews disappear, so to the extent they help jews reconnect with their culture, it's a nice thing. I do get tired of the giant menorahs though.
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HAHA! Never enough giant menorahs!!
 
I totally want a snazzy hat and Paramilitary Recreational Vehicle.

This Jew thing is cooler than you guys have been letting on.
 
Homburg said:
I totally want a snazzy hat and Paramilitary Recreational Vehicle.

This Jew thing is cooler than you guys have been letting on.
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We're greedy, remember? We don't like sharing our coolness. :D :p
 
YEAH! CHICK TRACKS!!! Holy crap those things are awesome. hehehehehe. I think I talked about this once before, but my dad used to sell anything and everything in his store, so of course he sold Chick Tracks. Those shits are hilarious. The Death Cookie is good, but the best one is called "Love the Jews" or something like that. The gist of it was that the jews are wrong and going to hell, but everyone who ever goes against them gets smote, so just pretend to love them and let them go to hell in their own time.

Ahhh, the wisdom of Jack T. Chick.
 
00Syd said:
YEAH! CHICK TRACKS!!! Holy crap those things are awesome. hehehehehe. I think I talked about this once before, but my dad used to sell anything and everything in his store, so of course he sold Chick Tracks. Those shits are hilarious. The Death Cookie is good, but the best one is called "Love the Jews" or something like that. The gist of it was that the jews are wrong and going to hell, but everyone who ever goes against them gets smote, so just pretend to love them and let them go to hell in their own time.

Ahhh, the wisdom of Jack T. Chick.
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I used to read those things and just laugh at the audacity and hyprocrity of them. He's basically using cult scare tactics aimed at children with his cartoon tracts.

Funny thing is that people really buy into that stuff. Jesus in a cookie? Pope as a tool of satan.

Basically everyone not in Jacks church is damned to burn for eternity.
 
regarding OP:

I do respect Christianity, and I do believe in God (to some extent). However, I find that hilarious! And a really big part of me wants to shove that picture in Beth's face next time she starts preaching to me about God and sin and everything.... But I won't.


Heather
 
marieR19 said:
regarding OP:

I do respect Christianity, and I do believe in God (to some extent). However, I find that hilarious! And a really big part of me wants to shove that picture in Beth's face next time she starts preaching to me about God and sin and everything.... But I won't.


Heather
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Oh come one, you know you want to.

My ex wife and I were once chased through a mall parking lot in by a guy who kept asking if we had accepted jesus christ as our personal saviour.

I told him that I've talked to God himself on several occasions but never met this Jesus guy. It stunned him enough that we made our escape.
 
Betticus said:
I used to read those things and just laugh at the audacity and hyprocrity of them. He's basically using cult scare tactics aimed at children with his cartoon tracts.

Funny thing is that people really buy into that stuff. Jesus in a cookie? Pope as a tool of satan.

Basically everyone not in Jacks church is damned to burn for eternity.
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Haha, I know, I started reading those things daaaamn young, because, well, they were aimed at kids (and stupid people) and they were easily accesable to me. A lot of them made me laugh, they were so damn ridiculous. (The one about gay people, "The Gay Blade," priceless!)

I actually once decided that I would try "taking jesus into my heart" the way he says to at the end of all his tracks just to see if I felt the love and shit they way he says I would. I figured I had nothing to lose, you know? I thought I was being really sincere when I said it, I was kneeling and everything, and shit if anything happened. That might have been when I decided once and for all that the whole god thing was a big crock.

But yeah, Jack sure is a funny one. I'd love to know the numbers on how many people he's converted with those things. I bet its a lot.
 
I figure that if they ask for or solicit money then they are already violating their own basic teachings and therefore not worth wasting any more time on.
 
christian holier-than-thouists

I love this thread!

Its refreshing to see comments from folks who don't reflexively and instinctively respond as if they and they alone have cornered the market on truth and morality.

It is sooo tiresome to see or hear so-called christians preaching the sermon of hate and fear, which they interpret that their god wants, from their "newish" testament.

If there is a god, a supreme being of some sort, it is not so jealous and nervous about its subjects (us), that it needs to instill fear in us to do the right thing or fear the wrath of the devil, and hell. What a small, parochial, childish view of the world.
 
petes478 said:
I love this thread!

Its refreshing to see comments from folks who don't reflexively and instinctively respond as if they and they alone have cornered the market on truth and morality.

It is sooo tiresome to see or hear so-called christians preaching the sermon of hate and fear, which they interpret that their god wants, from their "newish" testament.

If there is a god, a supreme being of some sort, it is not so jealous and nervous about its subjects (us), that it needs to instill fear in us to do the right thing or fear the wrath of the devil, and hell. What a small, parochial, childish view of the world.
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That's it, you're going to some sort of hot place where large, red skinned and horned beasts will bugger you in your bottomside for eternity because you disagreed with the teachings of "the church"
 
midwestyankee said:
I saw the author of The God Delusion on tv recently (Bill Maher's show, I think) and he's a sharp guy indeed. Didn't take the video survey, though, as I already know where I stand.

I'm not delusional, shall we say. :D
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But Dude! You've got to get to the results at the end. They are FOTF funny!

:rose:
 
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