Chicken choking and petting

[Guest]

ZOOS, that is.

What in the hell kind of chicken is this???

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/MVC-010S.jpg


We saw it at the zoo today. It had feathers all the way to the end of its talons.

 

[The_Fool]

A live one. Other than what you see at dillons.....

 

[Guest]

A live one. Other than what you see at dillons.....

The poor thing is probably mortified.

It looks like a damn dust mop.

 

[The_Fool]

The poor thing is probably mortified.

It looks like a damn dust mop.

Live Swiffer.....

 

[Tom Collins]

I don't know what the breed is called but I do know that this is where the feathers for boas come from.

 

[blackhaus7]

I don't know what the breed is called but I do know that this is where the feathers for boas come from.

They're boa contributors?

 

[Guest]

They're boa contributors?

Oh, now THAT's just wrong.

I was thinking more of - "You gotta have a gimmick"

 

[AngeloMichael]

I don't know what the breed is called but I do know that this is where the feathers for boas come from.

Maybe they're Liberace chickens?

 

[Tom Collins]

They're boa contributors?

Dear God in Heaven!! Ow ow ow ow...*clutching head in pain*

*grabs BH and gives him a deep, breath stealing, toe curling kiss*
God, how I love punny men!

 

[MissBri]

 

[entitled]

i used to raise those, actually. In high school. They're big, fluffy, and friendly. They're the only breed i had where the roosters wouldn't attack at all. Can't remember the breed for the life of me, though.

 

[entitled]

Cochins! That's what they are... Cochins.

You want some funny looking chickens, do a search for turkens.

 

[blackhaus7]

Dear God in Heaven!! Ow ow ow ow...*clutching head in pain*

*grabs BH and gives him a deep, breath stealing, toe curling kiss*
God, how I love punny me!

I gotta do that again.

 

[The_Fool]

I gotta do that again.

You're gonna get in trouble....

 

[Guest]

You're gonna get in trouble....

He already is.

 

[Guest]

OK, I'm done, people.

Sunday night sleepiness.

Goodnight!

 

[Tom Collins]

I gotta do that again.

Please do.

You're gonna get in trouble....

He already is.

Why is he gonna get into trouble? Is there a dynamic that I'm unaware of?

 

[The_Fool]

OK, I'm done, people.

Sunday night sleepiness.

Goodnight!

Good night.

I will probably be following you to bed shortly....My bed that is...not yours....

 

[blackhaus7]

Please do.


Why is he gonna get into trouble? Is there a dynamic that I'm unaware of?

Oh, it's just my fellow Kansan Bible Belters being fuddy-duddy.

(If you think I was in trouble then.......................... )


Batten down the hatches, cap'n. We're in for a blow.

 

[Tom Collins]

Oh, it's just my fellow Kansan Bible Belters being fuddy-duddy.

(If you think I was in trouble then.......................... )


Batten down the hatches, cap'n. We're in for a blow.

*perks up* Did someone say blow?

 

[MissBri]

 

[entitled]

Hussy.

You rang?

 

[Tom Collins]

Hussy.

*wicked chuckle* Only on days ending with a "Y". *liiiiicks for Miss Boobies*

 

[blackhaus7]

*perks up* Did someone say blow?

I knew I was setting up for that. You ever get into a conversation that you just can't stop delivering double entendres? Happens to me all the time. Doesn't help that I have most perverse imagination of anyone I know, and that includes here. I just try not to expose it too often. (See what I mean? )

 

[MissBri]