Chicken choking and petting

[Tom Collins]

I knew I was setting up for that. You ever get into a conversation that you just can't stop delivering double entendres? Happens to me all the time. Doesn't help that I have most perverse imagination of anyone I know, and that includes here. I just try not to expose it too often. (See what I mean? )

Mmmmmm...I'd dearly move some perverse exposure right now, BH.
I've been told, btw, that I can make anything sound dirty.

 

[Tom Collins]

You rang?

She said "hussy", not "snatch".

 

[Tom Collins]

*snicker*


Works for me, boobtiful.
*loooong, slow licks back*

*spank*

 

[entitled]

She said "hussy", not "snatch".

Aaaaaahhhh.... But i'm officially a Henna Haired Hussy (tm) according to my dance instructor.

 

[blackhaus7]

I've been told, btw, that I can make anything sound dirty.

I do. Unfortunately, so well and so frequently that I'm starting not to shock people anymore. It's becoming disappointing.

And I'm off to create havoc elsewhere.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Tom Collins]

*wigglepurr*

(What else would happen in a chicken choking thread?)

PMSL...Recipes for chicken dishes?

 

[MissBri]

 

[Tom Collins]

Here?
*molest*

It could happen...

*commits actions too dirty even for a porn site*

I'm for bed now, baby girl. Hope I see you in the morning.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Aurora Black]

What in the hell kind of chicken is this???

Um, mutated?

 

[R. Richard]

ZOOS, that is.

What in the hell kind of chicken is this???

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/MVC-010S.jpg


We saw it at the zoo today. It had feathers all the way to the end of its talons.

Actually, they are imported chickens! They originally came from China.

 

[Guest]

 

[R. Richard]

Sesame chickens?

Actually, more like huge chickens. Roosters weight in at around 11 lbs. [I haven't checked, it may just be that the feathers are very heavy.]

 

[entitled]

Actually, more like huge chickens. Roosters weight in at around 11 lbs. [I haven't checked, it may just be that the feathers are very heavy.]

Nope. The feathers are light and fluffy. They're just big birds.

 

[Aurora Black]

Nope. The feathers are light and fluffy. They're just big birds.

You asked for it...