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Rubyfruit

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I for one am getting really tired of you digging up old posts, only to throw them in people's faces.

Calling out Laurel tonight on the religion thread because she laughed at a joke a month ago was simply rude.

Do you catalogue what every poster ever says and cross-match it to make sure there is never a contradiction?

Most of us are human, and thus have different moods on different days. Sometimes we feel light and want to laugh. Sometimes we feel serious. Sometimes we're whores and sometimes we don't even know sex exists. We might even change our minds on a certain subject. And get this, sometimes we'll even contradict ourselves! You know what? Nobody cares but you.

In your neat little world, however, we are all supposed to fit into a tiny box and never even stretch our arms.

I find it highly offensive that you seem to sit at your computer watching for one of us to step out of line. I imagine you waiting patiently to dig up just the right thread to throw in somebody's face.

It's becoming oppressive and boring, Cheyenne.
 
I heard a thump against my window

opened the door and what did I see?

A carrier pigeon lying inert in the grass under the window. Wrapped around it's little leg was a message. When I peeled it off, I realized it was from PC.

upon unrolling the paper, I read:

"Nice flame Ruby, you go girl! whoo hoo" - PC
"p.s. send more cod liver oil - eskimo bitch dry again"
 
Rubyfruit said:
I for one am getting really tired of you digging up old posts, only to throw them in people's faces.
Calling out Laurel tonight on the religion thread because she laughed at a joke a month ago was simply rude.


I've always said it...

Cheyenne is dangerous, very, very dangerous...

:D
 
Rubyfruit said:
Calling out Laurel tonight on the religion thread because she laughed at a joke a month ago was simply rude.

i agree

Most of us are human, and thus have different moods on different days. Sometimes we feel light and want to laugh. Sometimes we feel serious. Sometimes we're whores and sometimes we don't even know sex exists. We might even change our minds on a certain subject. And get this, sometimes we'll even contradict ourselves!

*nodding* I even mentioned that in another thread. Shall I look it up?
 
Re: I heard a thump against my window

TN_Vixen said:
p.s. send more cod liver oil - eskimo bitch dry again"

You didn't even thank me for the cookies you bastard. Think I'm sending cod liver oil now?
 
I strongly agree with Ruby's sentiment. I believe many others have felt this way for some time regarding Cheyenne's police tactics.

Cheyenne, you have made blatantly false assumptions about myself and some threads I was invovled in; making accusations you later stepped away from, quietly. I was never able to take much offense because you were so far off base and my only response was to dismiss.

As far as your overall behaviour here at the board, I find it tedious and without merit. One dimensional. I rarely(and not at all recently) see you saying anything, merely reciting past posts or drawing broad connections over a landscape you seem to think you know. Your presumption is arrogant.
From what I can tell, your purpose and pleasure here is to cruise around looking for opportunites to shoot holes in posts/people. I dont see the value in such action. People are dynamic and you seem to want to deny that, to make a cardboard world to live in.
Its obvious you are not an unintelligent woman, so why refuse to offer your viewpoints? Regurgitating the views of others, over and over again, rings hollow. Perhaps you honestly have nothing to say, if this is the case I understand your choice to participate as our 'Policer of Posts." Just know that most of us with viewpoints to offer could give a damn about your tactics.

If you do have anything to say, anything that is your own...speak up. Otherwise we all have access to old threads so you can relax with the routine.
 
*shrinks back*

Please don't do this... both of you please drop it. I really *don't* want to see this happen... :(
 
I heard a "flap flap flapping at my door"

lo and behold it was the flipper of the baby harp seal "Flippo" In it's mouth it held a message carved into a frozen herring.

It read:

"Black_Bird, shut the fuck up."
"Modest Mouse - mouse most modest - 9.1 out of 10 on the PC Rant Scale."
"Ruby I got your fucking cookies, they were good. I shoved one of them up my ass and masturbated to a Ron Jermey video. Thanks."

signed, eskimo boy.
 
Cheyenne has it coming, but be nice to PC Ruby. The Yukon is harsh this time of year, not to mention I've been told that Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.:D
 
Black_Bird said:
*shrinks back*

Please don't do this... both of you please drop it. I really *don't* want to see this happen... :(

See what happen? Ruby has every right to post her opinion, as does everyone else.
 
hmmmmm

Geez. Mouse I have met people like you in RL.
Are you that fucking stupid?
You think Cheyenne is one dimensional?
 
knock fucking knock

(I'm getting tired of answering the door to a bunch of frozen Yukon animal misfits- but here y'go)

I open the door and to my suprise find, Sal the Alaskan Salmon who flops in and slmes a message on my parquet foyer - who afterwards lies gasping his last breath.

The message reads:

"thumbs2 - shut the fuck up"
 
Black_Bird said:
*shrinks back*

Please don't do this... both of you please drop it. I really *don't* want to see this happen... :(

Nobody is doing anything here, BB.

I happen to like Cheyenne. She's an intelligent, opinionated woman. Right up my alley.

What I don't like is the oppression I'm starting to feel about whether this post will possibly contradict another. Because if it does, surely Cheyenne will dig it up one day.

A point I failed to make originally here, is that we respond to the "feel" of the post. Here, I brought up Laurel laughing to the Hank post. That was a light-hearted, funny post. It was not meant to start a deep discussion about religion.

daughter's post was thought-provoking.

Most of us would have entirely different responses to these two threads because of how they were presented.

Does that make us contradictory?
 
LOL

I am sorry Laurel if I missed something earlier.
but for someone to say that Cheyenne is one dimensional is just stupid.
TN_Vixen.. I have no quarrel with you and none with mouse but lets think about what we are typing here ok?
 
Unregistered said:
I missed the thread where fruit wasn't a whore.

Occassionally I have the urge to just lean your way, my breasts brushing against your arm and sweetly say in your ear, " BITE ME." :(

whore:
noun: a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money
verb: corrupt by lewd intercourse


lewd :adjective: driven by lust; preoccupied with or exhibiting lustful desires


Yes unregistered you heard it here first I am a whore. :eek: I frequently let my husband give me money after sex. And yes I am driven by lust. :cool:
 
a tappin' on my window

made my draw my blinds. Rolando the red nosed reindeer blinked a message in morse code. It read:

"Laurel, I just got my brand new Coleman fiberglass spa delivered by sled-dog team to my igloo which has now been expanded to three rooms - including indoor carved ice bidet. I think you should mush on up here and lie naked with me on my poloar bear skin rugs - that real polar bear, that I killed with an obsedian knife & bare hands. We'll eat Doritoes and dirnk Mtn. Dew and have hot reindeer sex in the spa."

"p.s. Leave Manu at home. Bring cod-liver oil" signed, Dr. Joel Fleishman.

after which, the reindeer died from excessive blinking of the nose..
 
Rubyfruit said:
Does that make us contradictory?

My point is that it doesn't need to be done *this* way. You disagree with her - and perhaps she is wrong - but creating a whole thread on the subject and then verbally tearing into eachother in public can only create more problems then solve... Other people outside of your arguement with her will get involved and start arguing as well, even though the subject has nothing at all to do with them.

And... when you and her have finally patched things up, other people will *still* be ranting and raving about the subject, creating more hurt for her and you.

If you want to bitch her out - fine... You want to disagree, fine. Say it once, say it loud, and then let it go.... or continue it in PM.

... But that's just good sense talking... No one listens to that...
 
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Oh, but thumbs, it isn't me saying these things

nono, not at all. PC keeps sending his Yukon buddies to have me post messages. It's all a bit frightening, really.

Got beef? Get a damn herring and send a message back.
 
Vixen, you're cracking me up. Seriously, my stomach is starting to hurt. Message to PC:

stop. can only laugh so much. cookie wasn't meant for ass, ass.
 
Re: a tappin' on my window

TN_Vixen said:
"Laurel, I just got my brand new Coleman fiberglass spa delivered by sled-dog team to my igloo which has now been expanded to three rooms - including indoor carved ice bidet. I think you should mush on up here and lie naked with me on my poloar bear skin rugs - that real polar bear, that I killed with an obsedian knife & bare hands. We'll eat Doritoes and drink Mtn. Dew and have hot reindeer sex in the spa."

"p.s. Leave Manu at home. Bring cod-liver oil" signed, Dr. Joel Fleishman.

Why would I need cod liver oil? :p

after which, the reindeer died from excessive blinking of the nose..

That's a terrible way to end a post! Now I'm going to have reindeer nightmares...
 
ok, Ruby.. I've revived the carrier pigeon with Jack Daniels

it will now carry this message back:

"Joel/sled boy/ PC - keep the cookies in your mouth only. thumbs says "fuck you too - and Modest Mouse wants to fuck you in the ass - send one more goddamn animal to my door in the dead of night and I'ma come up there and steal all your cod-liver oil and the only eskimo bitch still alive"
 
Laurel,

I'm sorry I used you as an example, but I just felt it was incredibly crass for Cheyenne to use your sense of humor against you.
 
Just asking

Rubyfruit said:
Laurel,

I'm sorry I used you as an example, but I just felt it was incredibly crass for Cheyenne to use your sense of humor against you.

About as crass as this ill-advised and totally unnecessay thread?:confused:
 
Well I must say, that Cheyenne has an incredible memory

:p
 
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