Cheating the System

[katze101]

Why thank you, dear Katze, for visiting my humble abode
And I assure you the Scot is this close to being changed to a toad
This thread, you see,
Is Remarkably Silly,
And its visitors interesting to goad...

I definitely agree
This thread is as silly as 1,2,3
But you have attained your goal
Like a horse and her foal
And your AV's as colourful as can be!

(I must bid you farewell, as it's nighttime here. And you can reply to Crudebug's posts,
he won't really bite, unless you ask him to. lol)

 

[ConquerMe]

And now, a quote:

"Anything you say, Archchancellor."
"Bursar?"
"Yes, Archchancellor?"
"You aren't a member of some secret society or anything, are you?"
"Me? No, Archchancellor!"
"Then it'd be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head."

 

[Scotsman69]

Ach, women are awful
but sometimes they're nice
just never find these ones
they all seem like ice

But that may just be cos they're hiding in fucking Antarctica

Or the wilds of Canada.

I'm just a sweet Scot
near losing the plot

AArgh!

 

[ConquerMe]

lol... poor Scot!
I hope you've found the plot...
and that means not
the one in the churchyard, I wot

 

[ConquerMe]

All opposed, neigh...

 

[ConquerMe]

Pointless post #119!

 

[katze101]

Monday greeting

Just greeting you at home
Before I need to roam
To fly and flee;
Oh excuse me, I gotta pee!

 

[ConquerMe]

Hope you're having a lovely day, Katze! Thanks for popping by this morning!

 

[ConquerMe]

Another quote:

There were no stars that night.
Morning was a brightening of chaos.

 

[ConquerMe]

"A brightening of chaos." I like that.

Hey, everyone, I'm a pathological Antarctican brightening of lying chaos.

 

[ConquerMe]

Or maybe I'm just bright chaos.

 

[ConquerMe]

Or bright Kaos.

 

[ConquerMe]

I am a brightening of Chaos.
I am a morning.
I am light and colour and music.
I am hungry. Anybody got any apples?

 

[ConquerMe]

*singing loudly as she paints her toenails* Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes...

 

[ConquerMe]

hmm, haven't had visitors for a while. let's hop over to the limerick thread to see what the other crazy people are up to.

 

[katze101]

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom,
Let it be...

And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me

The Snow Queen of Literotica
ConquerMe...

ConquerMe, ConquerMe, ConquerMe, ConquerMe
Rhyming words of sillies, ConquerMe....

 

[ConquerMe]

Actually, I'm surprised this thread hasn't gotten more flamers. You'd think it'd be annoying to have it constantly bumped by the Snow Queen's being too lazy for real posts, but other than that pleasant visit from Koala - who has since ignored yours truly - everybody's been nice.



You don't suppose they found out about the Archeress of Antarctica and fear me?

that could be fun, actually...

 

[ConquerMe]

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom,
Let it be...

And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me

The Snow Queen of Literotica
ConquerMe...

ConquerMe, ConquerMe, ConquerMe, ConquerMe
Rhyming words of sillies, ConquerMe....

*wiping tears from her eyes* That's so... *sniff* beautiful, Katze. Wherever do you come up with such brilliant, lyrical...uh, lyrics? *dabs at her eyes with a snow-white hankerchief* Truly touching!


Actually, until I figure out how to become pregnant without sperm, I'll never be like the madonna...

 

[ConquerMe]

And I'll have you know I do not giggle at the opera!


(Not much. Unless something funny happens. Like someone getting tangled in the curtain. Otherwise I'm pretty good. So. Yeah.)

 

[katze101]

And I'll have you know I do not giggle at the opera!


(Not much. Unless something funny happens. Like someone getting tangled in the curtain. Otherwise I'm pretty good. So. Yeah.)

How do i know that u did not giggle
I'm sure I saw your foot squiggle
When the curtains raised
And the audience praised
The diva; you certainly wriggled!

 

[ConquerMe]

Time for another quote!

It was here, in the High Energy Magic building, that the thaum, hitherto believed to be the smallest particle of magic, was successfully demonstrated to be made up of of resons*, or reality fragments. Currently research indicates that each reson is itself made up of at least five "flavours," known as "up," "down," "sideways," "sex appeal," and "peppermint."

*Literal translation: thing-ies.

 

[ConquerMe]

Another quote:

"Being Queen? It's all tapestry and walking around in unsuitable dresses!"

 

[shykittyme]

Damn...now I've got that song stuck in my head, sillies...

Hi there Conque. How goes it...I just had to stop by and get my Conque fix, darling.

Now I'm off to lurk around one of APpy's threads for my APpy fix!

Please say you'll continue with your pointless posts...it is the most amusing thing to happen around here lately!

Of course, you could always go and try and liven up all of the incessant game threads around here...please, please, please say you will...?

Start with the A thread
Then the B thread
and so on and so forth...

Or wait!! There's the 'Will it ever reach zero' thread. Yes...that one needs some excitement...

Oh, there's oodles of things you could do around here....

 

[ConquerMe]

Damn...now I've got that song stuck in my head, sillies...

Hi there Conque. How goes it...I just had to stop by and get my Conque fix, darling.

Now I'm off to lurk around one of APpy's threads for my APpy fix!

Please say you'll continue with your pointless posts...it is the most amusing thing to happen around here lately!

Of course, you could always go and try and liven up all of the incessant game threads around here...please, please, please say you will...?

Start with the A thread
Then the B thread
and so on and so forth...

Or wait!! There's the 'Will it ever reach zero' thread. Yes...that one needs some excitement...

Oh, there's oodles of things you could do around here....

Hey, kitten! Thanks for stopping by!

Actually, I'm afraid I haven't the capacity to post anything not pointless, so for good or ill, as long as I'm here, I will post pointlessly!

Hope you have a good night!

 

[ConquerMe]

So I've decided to clue you random visitors in on some important aspects of Antarctican culture!

One of our most famous proverbs is, "The most influential people of the illiterate masses are book critics."