Chat Users vs BB Users...

[Ambrosious]

can you tell which one is which by the way they post lol i can usually let me tell you but sometimes it is harder to read some of the post that go on without capital letters or puntuation however sometimes the bb users think they are so smart when they are no better or smarter just because they use grammer and we have a family room where you can see grammer naked get it grammer in the family room rofl im not making fun i promise it is cute the way you can spot the differences and yet they are the same


ps this is my name here and there

 

[Angel]

Somehow I saw that coming.

 

[Ambrosious]

Angel

Can you read my fortune as well?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I find it very hard....

to get into any of the "cyber type" stuff.

I still can't figure some of it out - like RMFLMAO - which I presume is Really Mother Fucking Laughing My Ass Off - but I wrote that one - when others might do it, I'm like huh?????

I don't use RL much, or BTW - preferring to spell it out.

I figure that my words, my punctuation - like " - " or "...." or "but, but, but...." etc., gives my spew some style - Sparky style.

So I would guess I'm an obvious BB'r.

 

[Angel]

Re: Angel

Can you read my fortune as well?

Yes. In a moment you will post another sarcastic, yet witty post.

 

[willywanker]

Well, I did start as a Chatter, then got just as addicted to the BB. I started on the BB on the Sexual Role Playing board and couldn't get over how some of the "writers" there seemed to have never taken a class in writing or grammer. Now if spelling counts, I'm in big trouble sometime but I do try to make sure what I write makes sense.

And now that I've started posting on the general board, I see more good writers here but its takes a while to get into your little group. But I'll keep trying, after all, I'm addicted to both chat and the BB now, so what choice do I have?

 

[Ambrosious]

Wee willywanker

Slip me a fifty and your in man. In like Flynn. You know, in the group.



We have a fort and everything.

 

[Ksss]

Okay, I type the same here as I do in chat, I think...except in chat I have more typos than here, because on the BB I can fix my typos before I send out a message. It has taken me almost a year to decipher the majority of abbreviations used in chat. The ones I have the most difficulty with are the ones where people use letters and numbers in their messages...i.e. NE1up2chat? R U horney?? I always thought horny was spelled without an "e", but who am I?

 

[Ambrosious]

Kssssssssssss

Well, R U?

 

[willywanker]

Take a check?

Ambrosious, a little short on cash this week. Would like to see the fort tho, way cool!!!!

 

[Ksss]

Am I what? up for chatting?? *checking* nope nothing up here. Am I horney?? *checking again* I was damnit, but my mood took a drastic swing into a very dangerous hormonal swing for the bad...I best go find somewhere else to play for a bit until my mood changes back again...

 

[Purple Haze]

I've never taken a course in "Grammer."

Can't even find it in the dictionary.

Damn.

 

[Ambrosious]

PH

Grammer is a southern term, meaning your mother's or father's mother.

 

[Shylady]

There is a huge difference in the names people use in chat and at the bb. When I am in chat, there are times I think omg what were they thinking?
Of course then I have to say olb

 

[Dillinger]

ROTFLMAO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off - I've been online 8 years... maybe more now... and that one has been around just as long.

SUSABBTP - Stuck Up Smart Ass Bulletin Board Type People (Oh my GOD - I'm one of them now!!!)

UUCUWOA - Uneducated Uninformed Chat Users Who Overuse Acronyms... ROTFLMAO, *weg* (get it, GET IT? HA... ha...)

And, of course...

JMLMAOAPME

 

[April]

What does olb stand for? Old Lecherous Bastard?

 

[sze27]

Chat guys have 12 inch dicks.
BB guys have 6 1/2 dicks, or have never bothered to measure.

Chat women are frustrated white housewives who want to get worked over by 10 black guys with 12 inch dicks.
BB women work at relationships and think their partner has the perfect penis.

Chat guys want a physical description of every square inch of your body, but kind of disappear if you mention any emotion, unless it is kind of "fuck me now with your 12 inch dick, and bring along 9 friends" kind of emotion.
BB guys want you to melt in the face of their overwhelming charm.

Chat guys can't write, and have no grammar.
BB guys have grammar.

BB guys go to see the thought provoking play "Vagina Monologues".
Chat guys think that if a vagina ever spoke to them they'd say "Just shut up bitch and take it".

etc. etc.

IMHO, Sze 27
LMAO

 

[Shylady]

*ignoring sze27*

olb is ohhh lordie be

 

[Temptress_1960]

I do both... chat and sometimes post on the BB.

Chat guys have 12 inch dicks.
BB guys have 6 1/2 dicks, or have never bothered to measure.

Can't comment on that one... don't have a dick.

Chat women are frustrated white housewives who want to get worked over by 10 black guys with 12 inch dicks.
BB women work at relationships and think their partner has the perfect penis.

Um, no, not frustrated, don't think of myself as a housewife, don't want the 10 black guys working me over. I do work at my relationship, and I like hubby's penis just fine thank you.

Chat guys want a physical description of every square inch of your body, but kind of disappear if you mention any emotion, unless it is kind of "fuck me now with your 12 inch dick, and bring along 9 friends" kind of emotion.
BB guys want you to melt in the face of their overwhelming charm.

Chat guys can't write, and have no grammar.
BB guys have grammar.

Honey, you have been chatting with the wrong people. That's all I can think about those two comments. And do check my spelling and grammar... let me know if you find any mistakes, please.

BB guys go to see the thought provoking play "Vagina Monologues".
Chat guys think that if a vagina ever spoke to them they'd say "Just shut up bitch and take it".

Good grief. I don't want to know anyone who would see such a play, or actually speak to a vagina or hear a vagina speak. What the hell is that about????


etc. etc.

IMHO, Sze 27
LMAO

And, yes, this is exactly how I type in chat. I am constitutionally unable to ignore grammar and spelling. It's a curse, really.

 

[sze27]

Enjoying It,

Are you trying to tell me that you do not exactly fit my broad stereotyping of chat users.

Well that is startling and uncanny - I'm stunned.

By the way - I do both also

Love Sze

 

[cheekyminx]

Grumbles...Im a primary school teacher, and I still dont get spelling and grammar right!!
Oh and I started off as a chat feind as well.

 

[Ambrosious]

How I see it.

Any chat room, any day, here is what I get.

Ambro has just entered chat.

Ambro: Hi room.

Lady1: Hi, ambro.

lady2: Hi ambro.

lady 3 Hi ambro.

Studboy has just entered chat.

Studboy: Any ladies want to cyber?? I have a 20 inch dick.

TennFlower has just entered chat.

TennFlower: Hi room.

Ambro: hi Flower.

Lady1: hi flower.

Lady2 Hi TnFlower.

Lady# Hi TnFlower.

Studboy: Flower, want to suck my dick, you will like it.

Stupididiot has entered chat.

Stupididiot: Hey everyone, for the hottest pics visit http://www.stupididiot.com. WE have the Britany Spears blowjob video!

Stupididiot has been booted.

10inches has entered chat.

10inches: Any ladies want to cyber me? Whisper me!

Lady1: Ok everyone, I have to go get some work done. lol

Lady2: Ok lady1 bye, jmho lmao roflmao!

Lady3: Bye lady1!

Lady1 has left chat.

Ambro: Bye lady1

Ambro: damn. missed her.

Lady2: Ok I gotta go! Bye room. lol cu bgood!

Lady3: bye lady2

Ambro: Bye lady2

Studboy: lady2, you wanna trade pics?

Lady2 has left chat.

Lady3: Ok I'm leaving too. bye lol

Ambro: Bye

Studboy: Lady3 I have a big dick. Whisper me!

Lady3 has left chat.

Studboy: Ambro, are you a man or woman, if you are a woman, whisper me.

Ambro has left chat.



Fun. huh?

 

[FantasyGoddess]

lmao...that is pretty accurate

 

[sariethebrat]

smiles@enjoying it....you rock....woooohoooooooooooo..rofl......lordy gf...laughing...i think you should be our next cm...HEY LOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....CURIOUS FOR NEXT CM.......

 

[eastcoastbaby]

thinking that sze27 has a very good sense of humor, certainly made me laugh
ecb