Character sketches!

[Krinaia]

Gender: Female
General disposition: A bit scattered; a disgusting worth ethic; slightly insecure (deep down inside); and always a wee bit tired (still recovering from Motherhood, you see.).

does that come with a 12 step program? Lol... I just can't stop myself tonight

 

[jasonlf]

Gender: Female
Age: 23
Region: South Carolina

My place or yours?

 

[canadiancutie]

My place or yours?

dude give it up

 

[graceanne]

Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): rent a fabulous apartment with hardwoods, high ceilings, and a 80 year old cast iron tub.

a cast iron tub?
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Can I move in with you? Pretty, pretty please? I'll cook for you, and clean for you, and keep your bathtub clean for you . . .

 

[Krinaia]

a cast iron tub?
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Can I move in with you? Pretty, pretty please? I'll cook for you, and clean for you, and keep your bathtub clean for you . . .

I know, I'm insanely jealous. In my architectural design fantasies where I design my own home someday - I have a bathroom for myself with just such a tub for my own private relaxation and a bathroom for him with the modern jacuzzi jets. Now, I just have to find the millionaire boyfriend who can afford it.

My place or yours?

PUH-LEASE PLAYA!!!!

<do lines like that EVER work? Come on, aren't I worth a more imaginative pick up line? And stay away from starlight in my eyes or naming my underwear or whatever it is that's happening in the bar scene, I want an original customized pickup line!>

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[Krinaia]

Gender: F

Region: lake wobegone

I listen to the PHC archives when I'm doing mindless CAD stuff at work - such as, drafting stair details for the millionith time. My boss has been calling me the stairmaster. I wish.

 

[Krinaia]

<do lines like that EVER work? Come on, aren't I worth a more imaginative pick up line? And stay away from starlight in my eyes or naming my underwear or whatever it is that's happening in the bar scene, I want an original customized pickup line!>

Divas are so overrated... lol.

 

[jasonlf]

Come on, aren't I worth a more imaginative pick up line?

I don't do pickup lines. I am me, you've read my posts, if you like me, you know where to find me.

I'm not bothered so much anymore with chasing women, it gets too annoying. Besides, the best women I've ever met have always gone out of their way to meet me, or I've met by chance.

 

[canadiancutie]

I don't do pickup lines. I am me, you've read my posts, if you like me, you know where to find me.

I'm not bothered so much anymore with chasing women, it gets too annoying. Besides, the best women I've ever met have always gone out of their way to meet me, or I've met by chance.

Too easy.

 

[graceanne]

I *do* have a cool apartment. Black and white linolium in the kitchen, origional cast iorn sink with grooved drainboards on either side, gas stove (drool), all oak hardwood floors, 10 foot ceilings, 8" baseboard molding, lots of windows (some still have origional glass), a *tiny* bthroom, but it's got the origional plumbing, hexagon terazzo marble floors, and the tub. I've taken a bath literally every night since I moved in. It's 5 1/2 feet long, 2 feet wide, and almost 18 inches deep.

My apartment has almost no furniture- I have a hand me down couch from the bookshop, and plan to get a bed when I get back from Baltimore- but it is a cool apartment.

Wow. I am so envious. We're looking to move and having the worst time finding a place on the ground floor. *sigh* It'd help if K wasn't so freaken picky.

 

[Krinaia]

I don't do pickup lines. I am me, you've read my posts, if you like me, you know where to find me.

I'm not bothered so much anymore with chasing women, it gets too annoying. Besides, the best women I've ever met have always gone out of their way to meet me, or I've met by chance.

Actually, I haven't read any of your posts until you used that - well I would say cheesy but it was sort of insulting because it suggested that I am easy - pick up line. And the reason that I haven't read your posts isn't because I have anything against you, it's because i took a few months break during the time of my architectural thesis leading up to my graduation and continuing through the time I was out of touch with the internet due to the expenses of moving and starting my career and you are a new face. Sorry to burst your bubble. And if you're so bothered with chasing women, why the line? Or was it some attempt of humor that missed me? Something about my list excited you? Wowie, wait to you hear the rest....

 

[jasonlf]

Or was it some attempt of humor that missed me? Something about my list excited you? Wowie, wait to you hear the rest....

A combination of both.

I'm a single Dom guy from North Carolina, who is 21. So I'm like "yay, someone my age, who is close to me"...

the pickup line was meant as a bravado-type of joke.

(don't worry, many people miss my humor until they get used to me... get an idea of how I operate)

No offense was intended.

 

[Xelebes]

Actually, I haven't read any of your posts until you used that - well I would say cheesy but it was sort of insulting because it suggested that I am easy - pick up line. And the reason that I haven't read your posts isn't because I have anything against you, it's because i took a few months break during the time of my architectural thesis leading up to my graduation and continuing through the time I was out of touch with the internet due to the expenses of moving and starting my career and you are a new face. Sorry to burst your bubble. And if you're so bothered with chasing women, why the line? Or was it some attempt of humor that missed me? Something about my list excited you? Wowie, wait to you hear the rest....

Welcome back, Skyline.

 

[Krinaia]

Welcome back, Skyline.

Yah thanks Duckie, I would come back kicking up dust too wouldn't I ?

By the way, that is a very interesting AV you have there. I'm not sure what it is due but it reminds me of an x-ray I was recently X-rayed. I wish I had gotten to see the images - even if my bones were in excellent condition.

 

[Krinaia]

A combination of both.

I'm a single Dom guy from North Carolina, who is 21. So I'm like "yay, someone my age, who is close to me"...

the pickup line was meant as a bravado-type of joke.

(don't worry, many people miss my humor until they get used to me... get an idea of how I operate)

No offense was intended.

I don't usually ever mistake bravado as a sign of a humorous dominant but that's just me, it works on other chicas I know. But NC to me is too much a drive... bleh, I'm swearing off any new long distance relationships from henceforth (at least until such time as I decide to give up on my locality). If someone isn't within a thirty minute drive, I just can't work up the excitement to getting to know them - mostly because I don't want my social life to consist of phone calls and sitting in front of a computer screen. So if any Columbians see this, send me a pm. Pronto, or I am have to practice my spanking on your cyber butt and pout.

 

[jasonlf]

I don't usually ever mistake bravado as a sign of a humorous dominant but that's just me, it works on other chicas I know. But NC to me is too much a drive... bleh, I'm swearing off any new long distance relationships from henceforth (at least until such time as I decide to give up on my locality). If someone isn't within a thirty minute drive, I just can't work up the excitement to getting to know them - mostly because I don't want my social life to consist of phone calls and sitting in front of a computer screen. So if any Columbians see this, send me a pm. Pronto, or I am have to practice my spanking on your cyber butt and pout.

Heh. I'm not a sub, anyway, it was more of a half-serious joke. Although I WOULD like to just be able to do a dinner with someone else in the scene sometime.

 

[kerker_miester]

I don't usually ever mistake bravado as a sign of a humorous dominant but that's just me, it works on other chicas I know. But NC to me is too much a drive... bleh, I'm swearing off any new long distance relationships from henceforth (at least until such time as I decide to give up on my locality). If someone isn't within a thirty minute drive, I just can't work up the excitement to getting to know them - mostly because I don't want my social life to consist of phone calls and sitting in front of a computer screen. So if any Columbians see this, send me a pm. Pronto, or I am have to practice my spanking on your cyber butt and pout.

Though I know I am too old for you I do wish I was near Columbia if just for the chance to meet you once and look into those enchanting eyes. Hang in there you will find someone to fill your perverse needs*smile*

 

[Snoozebutton2]

Gender:Male
Age:39
Marital Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Regionrotestant
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc):Box lol
Kids (yes/no/ages):N/A
Pets:Cat (Spoiled rotten)
Employment (no specifics, just the field):Optical
Overused phrases:Bet you dollars to donuts
Favorite memory:Learning to ride a bike.
Favorite food:Southern fried foods lol
Favorite drink:Sweet Iced Tea
Favorite music:Easier to say least, country
Favorite colour:Red
What kind of person are you? Conflicted between sweet demenour and wicked dark needs that crop up.
Favorite quote: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining. From movie "Outlaw JosetyWales"
General disposition: Sweet and a bit wicked and goofy at times.

 

[the_mgp]

Gender: Female
Age: 27
Marital Status: Married & girlfriend
Orientation: Bisexual
Region: Discordian
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): House
Kids (yes/no/ages): Nope
Pets: One bird, one goldfish
Employment (no specifics, just the field): Seeking
Overused phrases: ?
Favorite memory: Going down to the foreshore with Nan and eating icecreams
Favorite food: Custard pies
Favorite drink: It changes.. right now it's Rum
Favorite music: Green Day
Favorite colour: Green
What kind of person are you? Uhh.. a quiet one
Favorite quote: "Be the change you want to see in the world"
General disposition: Switches between happy-go-lucky and stresshead

 

[kinkyknickers]

Gender: Female
Age: 27
Marital Status: Married & girlfriend
Orientation: Bisexual
Region: Discordian
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): House
Kids (yes/no/ages): Nope
Pets: One bird, one goldfish
Employment (no specifics, just the field): Seeking
Overused phrases: ?
Favorite memory: Going down to the foreshore with Nan and eating icecreams
Favorite food: Custard pies
Favorite drink: It changes.. right now it's Rum
Favorite music: Green Day
Favorite colour: Green
What kind of person are you? Uhh.. a quiet one
Favorite quote: "Be the change you want to see in the world"
General disposition: Switches between happy-go-lucky and stresshead

Ahem! Custard pies?

 

[the_mgp]

Ahem! Custard pies?

You heard me

 

[kinkyknickers]

You heard me

I'll pretend like I didn't. Lalalalalala.........

 

[kinkyknickers]

Gender: Fembot
Age: 29
Marital Status: No
Orientation: S/SW
Region: In the vineyards
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): golfcourse
Kids (yes/no/ages): No thankyou
Pets: A possum
Employment (no specifics, just the field): Chef
Overused phrases: Say no to drugs (that phrase should be phased out).
Favorite memory: Purchasing my first white slave.
Favorite food: Stupid question to ask a chef..... Um, a really good master stock
Favorite drink: Scotch Whishy, Laphroig to be precise.
Favorite music: Old school punk and old school Brit pop (think Rancid and Pulp).
Favorite colour: Red
What kind of person are you? The right kind.
Favorite quote: Whether you think you can or you think you can't, either way, you're probably right.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
General disposition: Nuts, frustrating, intense. very very annoying.

 

[Homburg]

Favorite music: Old school punk and old school Brit pop (think Rancid and Pulp).

As I sit here listening to Social Distortion, I realise that if I didn't like Rancid so much that I would gripe at you for calling a band that formed in '91 an old school punk band.

Gender: Male
Age: 36
Marital Status: Poly, married, happy
Orientation: Straight Top
Region: Mid-Atlantic, US
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc):Townhouse, blech
Kids (yes/no/ages): Yes, 4 of em from 3-8
Pets: 3 cats
Employment (no specifics, just the field): Insurance
Overused phrases: "Ooookay then" "Golly day!" (said so often that my 4yr old daughter says it in the same exasperated tone I use)
Favorite memory: Laying in bed, in a darkened room, with a warm body on either side of me, feeling loved, content, and bloody well served
Favorite food: Steak, not terribly original or exciting, but my favourite nonetheless
Favorite drink: Water
Favorite music: Goodness, far too much music out there for me to call a favourite. I would probably lean towards ska, or older style jazz. Honestly though, I could sit here and talk music all day.
Favorite colour: Warm pink of the sort left by the impact of a hand or cane on an upturned ass. Sure, it trite, but damned if it is not my favourite colour
What kind of person are you? Hrm, I put a line on my never visited MySpace page that I find appropriate. "I am not who you think I am." It's not really as accurate around here, as I am who you likely think I am. To the rest of the world though, I'm probably somewhat mundane. I'm a bit larger than life, and tend to be memorable, but nothing kinky sticks out. I love to laugh, and to make people laugh, and I enjoy being a storyteller.

Favorite quote:

Dare Greatly
It is not the critic who counts; nor the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better.

The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again because there is no effort without error and shortcomings; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at best knows in the end, the triumph of high achievement; and who at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

~ Theodore Roosevelt (1858–1919)

General disposition: Cranky, moody, crass, un-PC