Chance Made Us Sistersluts; Choice Made Us Friends

[jenn86]

no, no. don't mind lil sis. she's just into deadpan. she's a sweetie pie, i swear.

she even has her own arboretum/garden/slothatarium, its lovely, really, even has vines growing wildly that can be used as restraints.

she built us an entire psych wing in a single weekend! i like the art therapy room the best.

when she moved out of her old bedroom, it became a dedicated playroom with a sex couch and a St Andrews cross and everything. huge toy chest. spanking table. etc. dunno if you're familiar with such things, Virgin, but we can show you around if you'd like a tour

First, though, allow me to help you slip into something a little more comfortable....as we are indeed very hospitable around here!

Now, where are the assless chaps you were wearing last night, sweetie?

Such a beautifully and eloquently written speech.

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

I neeeeeeed wiiiiiine
its a viticultural emergency!

http://blogyourwine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wine-ambulance-winebulance-wine-meme.jpg

 

[LoriLikesPussy]

plus those are nice stockings



sis, mind your manners! Dr Who, i think what she meant was, "Hi! I'm elli. i have an awesome, dark sense of humor. and will you please pour me a drink?"



Hi Lori! Welcome! *Sisterslut Hug* As soon as i get drunk enough, my pants will be off too. Also? Fuck bras. Like, how are my nipples supposed to pop through my shirt with one of those things on?!



Oh, St. F... we love you. You know, you can take your pants off too. As long as you're building stuff and/or tending bar. Or, ya know, performing other acts of Sisterslut Therapy

*kindly requests some red wine from somebody!!*
*is on Lit COMPLETELY SOBER and this must be rectified*

SO what goes on in these parts

 

[jenn86]

SO what goes on in these parts

I assume your imaginations the limit

 

[sweetsophie512]

*walking in holding the Nutella jar and a spoon in her mouth*

Hey everyone!

Hiding in here so that I don't have to deal with laundry today. I hate doing laundry. Why can't it just do itself? LOL!!! It's the folding I can't deal with. Ugh.

 

[LoriLikesPussy]

*walking in holding the Nutella jar and a spoon in her mouth*

Hey everyone!

Hiding in here so that I don't have to deal with laundry today. I hate doing laundry. Why can't it just do itself? LOL!!! It's the folding I can't deal with. Ugh.

Folding sucks....
Well nice to have you, lets get wasted

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

Such a beautifully and eloquently written speech.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/ed/edc7e0bf24eb56e7744874306756264e434522664a1102e29fa2432718b1836d.jpg

SO what goes on in these parts

what she said

I assume your imaginations the limit

it's a mix of litster-sisterly support and love and e-hugs and female solidarity and then also drunken sorority-house themed debauchery.

**starts moaning for wine. MOANING.**

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[cliteatingman]

*walking in holding the Nutella jar and a spoon in her mouth*

Hey everyone!

Hiding in here so that I don't have to deal with laundry today. I hate doing laundry. Why can't it just do itself? LOL!!! It's the folding I can't deal with. Ugh.

I would love to apply that nutella strategically to your body and lick it off!

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

*walking in holding the Nutella jar and a spoon in her mouth*

Hey everyone!

Hiding in here so that I don't have to deal with laundry today. I hate doing laundry. Why can't it just do itself? LOL!!! It's the folding I can't deal with. Ugh.

Fuck laundry

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*opens mouth wide*

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

I would love to apply that nutella strategically to your body and lick it off!

*applies nutella to index finger and holds it out for CEM*

 

[jenn86]

I've already had a few good laughs. Best time I've had on here with my pants on

 

[cliteatingman]

*applies nutella to index finger and holds it out for CEM*

I very sensually lick it off with delicate motions of tongue and lips...

 

[StFornicate]

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what she said



it's a mix of litster-sisterly support and love and e-hugs and female solidarity and then also drunken sorority-house themed debauchery.

**starts moaning for wine. MOANING.**

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/62/ad/92/62ad92355576a2ca2a6f9e115b963847.jpg

*pours wine*

Darling. For you

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

I very sensually lick it off with delicate motions of tongue and lips...

nice. its tasty isn't it?

*pours wine*

Darling. For you

Oh mah goodness thank you StForny!

 

[sweetsophie512]

Folding sucks....
Well nice to have you, lets get wasted

Fuck laundry

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1335900512383_4835042.png

Hi Lori!

That's how I've been feeling about the issue, Miss_Cassidy. So here I am, hiding until I don't feel the need to do it anymore. LOL!!!

*hands the jar of Nutella to cliteatingman, here you go ... start with that sexy being in the stockings ... motions to Miss_Cassidy*

 

[Dr_Who_11]

somany bartenders so few patrons

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

somany bartenders so few patrons

*slams glass down*
*wipes mouth*
more, please?

http://global3.memecdn.com/i-love-wine_o_2368171.jpg

 

[LoriLikesPussy]

oh well if nutella is involved fuck my diet

 

[jenn86]

oh well if nutella is involved fuck my diet

I always thought using your tongue that much will balance out the calories in Nutella.

 

[Dr_Who_11]

*slams glass down*
*wipes mouth*
more, please?

http://global3.memecdn.com/i-love-wine_o_2368171.jpg

slides another glass over

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

*hands the jar of Nutella to cliteatingman, here you go ... start with that sexy being in the stockings ... motions to Miss_Cassidy*

oh, my. i dunno if CEM was the right guy to hand the jar to....

and he's not even tied down right now! fuck!

 

[sweetsophie512]

oh well if nutella is involved fuck my diet

There's always room for Nutella in your diet.

Diet?

Fuck. That.

*takes the jar from cliteatingman and hands it to Lori*

Have at it, girl and ENJOY every morsel.

 

[LoriLikesPussy]

There's always room for Nutella in your diet.

Diet?

Fuck. That.

*takes the jar from cliteatingman and hands it to Lori*

Have at it, girl and ENJOY every morsel.

Damn well i need to get some more curves anyways.. Any ladies want to lick it off me?
*Smears nutella all over*

 

[cliteatingman]

Hi Lori!

That's how I've been feeling about the issue, Miss_Cassidy. So here I am, hiding until I don't feel the need to do it anymore. LOL!!!

*hands the jar of Nutella to cliteatingman, here you go ... start with that sexy being in the stockings ... motions to Miss_Cassidy*

I allready have started with her. Where else would you like this Miss_Cassidy?

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

I allready have started with her. Where else would you like this Miss_Cassidy?

Miss C has to go watch the season finale of Game of Thrones... CEM, I'm leaving you in charge of nutella distribution and lady-licking responsibilities.