Challenge to Lit Deplorables: try to be funny! ☆☆☆Certified Masterpiece Thread☆☆☆

[RoryN]

Quick recap: the truth this thread exposes about the inability for Lit Deplorables to be funny has made one Deplorable so triggered and butthurt that he has spent hours per day trying to sabotage it.

That's...pretty funny!

 

[Fuzzy1975]

So do you just vote third party, which is essentially voting for Biden, do you vote for Biden, or do you reluctantly vote for Trump, pushing for good people to surround and influence him?

So you still going to vote for the convicted felon? I'm guessing yes. *chuckles* After all, we all understand "criminals" surround themselves with "good people".

 

[adrina]

I know, I know... I've got one.

An ex president walks into courtroom. He says to the judge, "I didn't do it!" The jury turns to him and says "GUILTY!".

A convicted felon walks out of court.



Maybe not ready for prime time, but I was amused.

 

[ll74]

Reichy's drama speech regarding the guilty verdict was pretty damned funny, I have to say.

 

[RoryN]

Here's their latest effort.

The futility is admittedly pretty funny!

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/post-pics-of-getting-a-trumpy.1611396/#post-98935465

 

[schism666]

commie ny? how did trump make do much money in a commie state?

How did your mom make so much money in a commie state?

good investments and listened to smart people. why did your mom let the best part of you drip down her leg?

That explains her affair with Kruschev

i won't enter a battle of wits with an unarmed woman. go away.

You couldn't enter into a battle of wits

 

[wizzard426]

Oh. My. Smilies. I am truly in awe of your prowess.

Did you win a prize? Here is your trophy!

 

[wizzard426]

 

[RoryN]

*crickets*

White Supremacists aren't funny? Who knew?

 

[RoryN]

http://img.picturequotes.com/2/26/25190/guns-are-like-potato-chips-you-cant-have-just-one-quote-1.jpg

Given the average waistline of most ammosexuals, this one works on multiple levels.

 

[RoryN]

Here, just to show I have a sense of humor:

1. When you feel a need to say this, well...

2. TL;DR summary = it's not funny.

Post in thread 'Monday, April 15th: First Ever Criminal Trial for a Former US President' https://forum.literotica.com/thread...r-a-former-us-president.1608138/post-98953179

 

[RoryN]

Latest attempt: 'Liberals: Cancel D Day' https://forum.literotica.com/threads/liberals-cancel-d-day.1611822/

Lack of inclusion cited

 

[RoryN]

Latest attempt - yikes.

Thread 'Super B!' https://forum.literotica.com/threads/super-b.1612305/

 

[RoryN]

The attempts are just...painful.

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...a-team-do-if-he-didnt-like-your-post.1612321/

 

[Bray123]

We've found what MAGATs find funny. Oh how everyone laughs at the 'mean girl trick'.

https://www.sevendaysvt.com/news/la...-of-a-rival-dumping-water-in-his-bag-41112387

 

[RoryN]

Latest attempt. Another unfunny one with a pretext of hate.

It's the best they can do.

A new low! Dog to face hate crime and felony charges https://forum.literotica.com/threads/a-new-low-dog-to-face-hate-crime-and-felony-charges.1612750/

 

[RoryN]

Another day, another fail.

Post in thread '2024 First Presidential Debate Thread: June 27th' https://forum.literotica.com/thread...debate-thread-june-27th.1612910/post-99066284

 

[Lazaran]

Another day, another fail.

Post in thread '2024 First Presidential Debate Thread: June 27th' https://forum.literotica.com/thread...debate-thread-june-27th.1612910/post-99066284

Not only are MAGAts NOT funny, but their attempts consistently reveal their dark and twisted psychopathy.

See: This latest attempt.



JFC

SAD!!!

 

[RoryN]

They tried again.

And failed. Again.

Say it with me: socially-inept, angry, Conservative assholes can't do comedy.

The New Norm: another failed anti-woke comedy

"Make America funny again” is the strapline for The New Norm, the “first animated sitcom on X” (formerly Twitter). The mini-pilot was posted online yesterday, featuring unshowy animation, well-designed characters and setting, and decent voice performances. Technically, it’s fine.

Unfortunately, the script is excruciating. The conceit of The New Norm is that it is a traditional American family sitcom, complete with the canned laughter of the Bewitched/That Girl! era. It features an old dad — Norm — bemused by the modern “woke” world, exemplified by his non-binary daughter and her new boyfriend.

There’s no reason why this show had to be terrible, and yet it is. In fact, it is not just terrible but flesh-creepingly awful. The jokes, such as they are, all crash like bags of tools being dropped down a lift shaft. An AI bleats robotically that what Norm says is “offensive!”. There are lines — supposedly funny lines — such as “Y’all influence my boy to cut off his junk but draw the line at beer?” The three-minute clip ends with a cringe-inducing genuflection to Elon Musk.

It’s rather like a progressive’s idea of what conservative humour might be: painful “the woke brigade, eh?” stuff. If someone had told me it was a progressive satire on conservatives I would have believed them. That would have made more sense — and been a whole lot funnier.

https://unherd.com/newsroom/the-new-norm-another-failed-anti-woke-comedy/

 

[RoryN]

We might have a new source for some epic failures! https://forum.literotica.com/threads/us-political-memes.1613426/

 

[RoryN]

And this one. Ouch.

Whats black n never works

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/whats-black-n-never-works.1613462/

 

[RoryN]

I mean..

I Studied Biden Supporters and Reached a Disturbing Conclusion (I Wish This Was a Joke. And Briefer.)

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...n-i-wish-this-was-a-joke-and-briefer.1613808/

 

[RoryN]

Check out this sad, incel clunker:

Post-assassination Trump is such a stud that the pussies are grabbing themselves

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...-the-pussies-are-grabbing-themselves.1614443/

 

[RoryN]

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/official-politics-board-jokes-thread.1615617/

No humor - just social ineptitude.

 

[Saint_Ann]

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/official-politics-board-jokes-thread.1615617/

No humor - just social ineptitude.

Lol.