Challenge to Lit Deplorables: try to be funny! ☆☆☆Certified Masterpiece Thread☆☆☆

Boy, this thread just keeps triggering.

Time for stars in the title? 😃
 
Good morning!

I see this thread continues to trigger Deplorables. 🙂
 
Only a couple of them (no names, they don’t deserve the spotlight or the satisfaction of a blush) have an actual sense of humor, like, real banter. The rest? Walking, wheezing bottles of expired Geritol, clinging to their crusty grudges like their mothball-scented dear leader taught them.
 
I recently saw on one of the social media platforms whereby a mother posted a video of her two cute daughters aged 5 and 7. The mother asked her precocious daughters, “I have really great news for you can you guess?”

The darlings in unison promptly answered, “Trump died?”

“No guess again,”

“The Vice President died?”

“No not him either.”

“Elon Musk died?”

“No one died.”

“We give up.”

“Taylor Swift got engaged.”

“Yay!”

So, I predict one of you who suffers from TDS will experience a torturous nightmare replicating the scene except if female you are the woman and if male the woman is your wife and in either case the two cute girls are your daughters. You will wake up in a cold sweat realizing you do not belong to the side of the good guys.
 
I recently saw on one of the social media platforms whereby a mother posted a video of her two cute daughters aged 5 and 7. The mother asked her precocious daughters, “I have really great news for you can you guess?”

The darlings in unison promptly answered, “Trump died?”

“No guess again,”

“The Vice President died?”

“No not him either.”

“Elon Musk died?”

“No one died.”

“We give up.”

“Taylor Swift got engaged.”

“Yay!”

So, I predict one of you who suffers from TDS will experience a torturous nightmare replicating the scene except if female you are the woman and if male the woman is your wife and in either case the two cute girls are your daughters. You will wake up in a cold sweat realizing you do not belong to the side of the good guys.
I don't think this fable will have legs, but thanks for once again proving the premise of this thread.
 

What is the similarity between a communist and an IT technician?​

They both believe restarting it might work.
 
When do Liberals and Conservatives agree?

When they have a son come out as trans. They’ll both say they don’t have a son anymore.
 
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?

Guns only have one trigger.
 
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