Challenge to Lit Deplorables: try to be funny! ☆☆☆Certified Masterpiece Thread☆☆☆
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That thread gave the Deplorables fits. You whined like a baby.
Saint_Ann
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Put the other guy on. Where's he hiding?
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I see you're done policing all those violent deplorables. Lol. You could start a new thread beings that one is adios.Good morning!
I see this thread continues to trigger Deplorables.
Yeah, the Deplorables literally whined themselves into power in the USA.Good morning!
I see this thread continues to trigger Deplorables.
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You're quite the commodian.
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Only a couple of them (no names, they don’t deserve the spotlight or the satisfaction of a blush) have an actual sense of humor, like, real banter. The rest? Walking, wheezing bottles of expired Geritol, clinging to their crusty grudges like their mothball-scented dear leader taught them.
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The latest Deplorable social reject in the PB has given us an excellent addition to this thread, which further illustrates their failure to be funny.
He even gets called out by his own kind for his ineptitude when it comes to humor:
President Trump Accused of Replacing White House Lightbulbs with Glow-in-the-Dark Pickles
He even gets called out by his own kind for his ineptitude when it comes to humor:
President Trump Accused of Replacing White House Lightbulbs with Glow-in-the-Dark Pickles
The last jokes by Bacitracin and Harpy were immediately heckled by another Deplorable.The Deplorables' jokes died almost immediately.
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I recently saw on one of the social media platforms whereby a mother posted a video of her two cute daughters aged 5 and 7. The mother asked her precocious daughters, “I have really great news for you can you guess?”
The darlings in unison promptly answered, “Trump died?”
“No guess again,”
“The Vice President died?”
“No not him either.”
“Elon Musk died?”
“No one died.”
“We give up.”
“Taylor Swift got engaged.”
“Yay!”
So, I predict one of you who suffers from TDS will experience a torturous nightmare replicating the scene except if female you are the woman and if male the woman is your wife and in either case the two cute girls are your daughters. You will wake up in a cold sweat realizing you do not belong to the side of the good guys.
The darlings in unison promptly answered, “Trump died?”
“No guess again,”
“The Vice President died?”
“No not him either.”
“Elon Musk died?”
“No one died.”
“We give up.”
“Taylor Swift got engaged.”
“Yay!”
So, I predict one of you who suffers from TDS will experience a torturous nightmare replicating the scene except if female you are the woman and if male the woman is your wife and in either case the two cute girls are your daughters. You will wake up in a cold sweat realizing you do not belong to the side of the good guys.
I don't think this fable will have legs, but thanks for once again proving the premise of this thread.
A double amputee of a legless failed fable!
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What is the similarity between a communist and an IT technician?
They both believe restarting it might work.
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What's the best way to kill communists?
Communism.
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When do Liberals and Conservatives agree?
When they have a son come out as trans. They’ll both say they don’t have a son anymore.
When they have a son come out as trans. They’ll both say they don’t have a son anymore.
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Maybe follow the cdc's guidelines, maha.
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What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
Guns only have one trigger.
