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Clitfucker

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Hello fellow Lit members. If you could marry a celebrity, who would it be and why?

I would marry Nikki Cox from "Nikki."

Why? cuz she is very intelligent, articulate, has a great personality, is very reserved, she would be a fun person to be with, and has one of the best bodies in the world.:)
 
Heh....

Hell nah.

Don't know any celebrities well enough to have fallen deeply, completely, irreversably in love with them.

Don't know any celebrities well enough to have spent years with them, so I know it's not just endorphin-high..


So.. No, there aren't any.
 
I don't watch enough tv to really fall for anyone on it. And the last movie I went to see was Jurassic Park.
 
Tyreal, man, tell me you didn't Not see LotR...


Don't make me hurt you.

it's the best non-anime since friggin Army of Darkness!!!
 
I can't think of one that I'd want to marry, but I can think of a couple that I'd just like to "borrow" for a night or two or three:D
 
Tyrael said:
Sorry, Moridin but, I'm so broke it hurts.

Dude, go mug an old lady for her change purse..

It's worth the price of admission, the jail time, And the eternal damnation, BELIEVE ME!
 
LOL cool. Being some big jailbird's bitch is worth seeing LotR eh?

Where do I sign up?
 
Tyrael said:
LOL cool. Being some big jailbird's bitch is worth seeing LotR eh?

Where do I sign up?

Yes, actually, it is. Seriously man, it is fucking incredible, beyond description, I don't use this phrase lightly, but you literally have to see it to believe it.
 
None of them actually. Not interested in any of them.

They are not real people,ya know. ;)
 
Marriage ... not a place I want to move into right now...I wouldn’t mind visiting a few though.


Morgy
:kiss:
 
I'd just love to take George Clooney and handcuff him to the bedpost for awhile!
But marriage? That would take a long time.;) :p :kiss:
 
Since I think Clitfucker has a nice ring to it, I'll answer your thread question, instead of just belittling you for asking a question that has been asked here, oh say... a million times already. :D

Ewan McGregor, duh. I need not justify this, but I will only say that his taste for life, and love is unparalelled by... most anyone.

He isn't the smartest chap, or else he'd not have done 'Blue Juice', ;) but he is really doin right by himself in life otherwise.
 
Fishie, you're going to have to fight me for Ewan.

Sorry, that's just the way it's going to be.
 
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