CCG’s Cave of Confessions

[crazychemgirl]

“So back when I was younger and had my first job at Taco Bell, I had a huge crush on a coworker. Everytime we passed one another, we would get a little handsy until one time we both ended up in the men's restroom and really started messing around. After awhile, he came in my mouth and then a minute later someone knocked on the door. It was a coworker with a huge grin on his face. He said he came to let me know that my boyfriend was on the phone waiting for me but he waited to tell me so we could finish first ”

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

“So back when I was younger and had my first job at Taco Bell, I had a huge crush on a coworker. Everytime we passed one another, we would get a little handsy until one time we both ended up in the men's restroom and really started messing around. After awhile, he came in my mouth and then a minute later someone knocked on the door. It was a coworker with a huge grin on his face. He said he came to let me know that my boyfriend was on the phone waiting for me but he waited to tell me so we could finish first ”

So that's what's on the quesadillas

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Only monkeys have poop friends.
Don't bidets also have a function to spray vulvas? Which means it may not be poop?

A monkey talking about poop friends. Ironic huh?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

“So back when I was younger and had my first job at Taco Bell, I had a huge crush on a coworker. Everytime we passed one another, we would get a little handsy until one time we both ended up in the men's restroom and really started messing around. After awhile, he came in my mouth and then a minute later someone knocked on the door. It was a coworker with a huge grin on his face. He said he came to let me know that my boyfriend was on the phone waiting for me but he waited to tell me so we could finish first ”

That's not cho cheese it's mine

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

10 points for PB reference

 

[LostHorizon]

“I bought a bidet a few years ago and I'm never going back. That's not a big deal, the secret is that I sometimes enjoy the sensation for much longer than is actually needed. So I'm saving paper, getting cleaner, and having a wonderful moment all to myself all at once.“

Way to rock the bidet!

 

[MandaPandaa]

Is it really a moment to yourself if you’re messaging your poop friends about it?

Ew. Lol.

I confess to not being sad I don't have poop friends...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok ok … I confess. I’m jealous of people who have poop friends.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Now … who has a confession that can steer us away from the poop friend conversation?

 

[lavendersilk]

Ew. Lol.

I confess to not being sad I don't have poop friends...

*deletes message*

 

[LostHorizon]

Ok ok … I confess. I’m jealous of people who have poop friends.

The only poop friends I have are the ones I text with when I am pooping.

They don’t know that though.

 

[crazychemgirl]

“I've lost count of how many people I've had sex with, and don't recall most of their names. If I had to guess, I would say it's somewhere in the 50s. And that's just actual sex. I'm NOT one that considers oral or handies to be real sex, and if i did the number would be over 100, so we're just not going to go there ”

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

“I've lost count of how many people I've had sex with, and don't recall most of their names. If I had to guess, I would say it's somewhere in the 50s. And that's just actual sex. I'm one that considers oral or handies to be real sex, and if i did the number would be over 100, so we're just not going to go there ”

Welp. I may have a new hero.

 

[HollyS]

Ew. Lol.

I confess to not being sad I don't have poop friends...

Ok ok … I confess. I’m jealous of people who have poop friends.

I have to go with MandaPandaa on this one!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

“I've lost count of how many people I've had sex with, and don't recall most of their names. If I had to guess, I would say it's somewhere in the 50s. And that's just actual sex. I'm one that considers oral or handies to be real sex, and if i did the number would be over 100, so we're just not going to go there ”

Is this a humble brag?
Or outing yourself?

Judges..................

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is this a humble brag?
Or outing yourself?

Judges..................

This is a judgement free zone.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

This is a judgement free zone.

Lies!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ew. Lol.

I confess to not being sad I don't have poop friends...

You and me both sister.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok ok … I confess. I’m jealous of people who have poop friends.

I think you’re alone or at least in the minority sister.

 

[LostHorizon]

This is a judgement free zone.

Well crap! That’s no fun!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You and me both sister.

Are you sure about that?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you sure about that?

Yes.

 

[MandaPandaa]

This is a judgement free zone.

Can we judge but just not say we're judging? But also make comments that make it clear that we might be secretly judging in our minds but aren't actually saying the judgy thing?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can we judge but just not say we're judging? But also make comments that make it clear that we might be secretly judging in our minds but aren't actually saying the judgy thing?

Babes you can do whatever you want in your mind

 

[HollyS]

Well crap! That’s no fun!

Was that a subliminal reference to poop friends?!?