babycake190 said:Stirbird people have to love cat. The way they get them to do it is great. Keep up with the pic they are so cute
Here's a picture I posted in another thread, that I love:
BlackWolf65 said:
Trust me... If I tried to put one of those funnels on this cat, he'd destroy my house trying to get it off...hdlynnette said:
anouk said:Great thread! I'm definitely subscribing.
Had to giggle at the pictures of the kitties on this site. I think our cat would be so insulted if we would try to dress her up like that though.
http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/2110342001/catprin/english/
(Not sure if it was shared in here already. I haven't gone through all 88 pages yet).
BlackWolf65 said:
BlackWolf65 said:Okay...
These are hilarious... They were given to me by Dragonflie... She knows how deeply I love my cats...
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Thoughts That Cats Have
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair ... must try this on their bed.
DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep deprivation; incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of and to try and strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was... hmmm. Not working according to plan...
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time, however, it included a burning, foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." I must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The Dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole-speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
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Cat Haiku
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
And that will show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
Elevator butt.
I need a new toy.
Tail of a black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!
The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.
Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that.
Blur of motion, then-
Silence, me, a paper bag
What is so funny?
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds
Your foot just squashed one.
You're always typing
Well, let's see you ignore me
Sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.
Terrible battle
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a term paper?
Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around.
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitos
Fear vacuum cleaner
Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it!
My yelps wake the dead.
I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh no! My Big One
has been trapped by newspaper.
Cat to the rescue.
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp...
Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much."
Litter box not here
You moved it on me again
I'll poop in the sink,
The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey"
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?
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Of Teenagers And Cats
They have more in common than you'd think!
For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats:
1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.
2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.
3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.
4. Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor your teen will ever crack a smile.
5. No cat or teenager shares your taste in music.
6. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.
7. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.
8. Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating that ultimate human ecstasy -- a sense of complete and utter boredom.
9. Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone's furniture.
10. Cats that are free to roam outside sometimes have been known to return in the middle of the night to deposit a dead animal in your bedroom. Teenagers are not above that sort of behavior.
Thus, if you must raise teenagers, the best sources of advice are not other parents, but veterinarians. It is also a good idea to keep a guidebook on cats at hand at all times. And remember, above all else, put out the food and do not make any sudden moves in their direction. When they make up their minds, they will finally come to you for some affection and comfort, and it will be a triumphant moment for all concerned.
OMG!!!hdlynnette said:
I somehow developed an extreme allergy to them. But they are adorable.
Gutterslut said:Aww what adorable kitties everywhere!!!
My two cats are states away, at my mothers house.
here they are! [Prince & Ducky. Prince is the siamese]
mark197205 said:What a beautiful pair of cats GS, they look really happy, please post more if you got them ok?
btw, its great to see you back around Lit again.
Gutterslut said:Thank you, doll! They are such happy cats. A little upset at the moment, because my mom got two little puppy girls, that are sisters, and the cats feel like their territory has been invaded. Haha. They will adjust soon enough though.
And I have TONS of pictures of my cats. They are my babbbbiies! hehe.
And thanks! It is SO nice to be back. I missed this place like crazy.
<3
Oh, I'm attaching some more pics of them
They are so spoiled too, in one of the pictures, my mom is holding both of them, like babies. They actually jump into her lap, and crawl up her and rest their bodies like that. They are weirdos. Gosh I love my kitties.
And in the picture weirdo, thats how he sleeps sometimes! He crawls up there, and rests his head on the back of that, and falls asleep. Hahah.
And my cat Ducky, he eats rocks!
I hope other people have as weird cats as i do. Hah.
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BlackWolf65 said:I have a new pic of my youngest baby, whom I posted pics of some time ago... This is Ariel, my little calico, yesterday, laying on my desk, watching my IM session with DF...
You can see that she is less than thrilled that I'm enjoying the company of another female...
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f172/BlackWolf65/S4020847.jpg
Ya just GOTTA love the furry little buggers...stirbird said:
