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Joey3308
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A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the
evening. They turned on a night light, turned the
answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet
parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned
the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave
their house. The cat they had put out into the yard
scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because she
always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the
taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The
cat runs upstairs, husband in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver
to know the house will be empty for the night. She
explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be
out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to
my mother."
A few minutes later the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," he says as they drive away.
"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke
her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She
tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I
had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from
scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The taxi driver hit a parked car.
evening. They turned on a night light, turned the
answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet
parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned
the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave
their house. The cat they had put out into the yard
scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because she
always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the
taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The
cat runs upstairs, husband in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver
to know the house will be empty for the night. She
explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be
out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to
my mother."
A few minutes later the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," he says as they drive away.
"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke
her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She
tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I
had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from
scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The taxi driver hit a parked car.
Gusty Wind
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thanks for the great laugh, Joey! 
Gusty Wind
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A friend always knows when you need a hug and a laugh. 
Thank you!
Thank you!
babycake190
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mark197205
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Crimsonblue said:Probably nothing.
Ahh nuts!!
I could do with the money!
Gusty Wind
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Hi nova. Thanks for the pics!
Thanks for the pics!
Gusty Wind
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Wow! 50 Lb. cat! 
Gusty Wind
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I love butterfly too! 
