Carrie's Corner

[raegar]

gday

hello everyone how are you all doing?

Gday
going pretty good here n you, hows things in your part of the woods ?

 

[raegar]

sssssshhhhhhhhhh

Thanks for the welcome. So far I have been dozing off.

*goes over to look at the books*

tip toeing up to Scribbleros n drawing a on his face while he sleeps ,, tis tis no dozing sorry could help myself , buy ya a beer or three

 

[raegar]

Drops off a snack of Sally Lunn buns and tea for anyone dropping by on this gorgeous Easter afternoon

http://www.sallylunns.co.uk/new_web_site/All_web_site_pic/DAY.jpg

mmmm thank you thank you thank you Arden am a little late but better late than never

 

[Jail]

Am glad you did is your colour

a nice friendly place you have Ms Carrie glad Ive cum to see xoxox

Yes Sir Kw have been fishing just got back after three weeks away only came back because a wind storm didnt like my tent roof n removed it , while I was a sleep it in

Heellloo there Ms Jail nice to meet you to x12
cuffs n guns i like a woman who is prepared

Thank you for the roses, raegar

It has come to my attention that you are a very humourous man. I have that on very good authority.

*chuckles* oh yes, I am always prepared for both. the cuffs are handy and the weapons are "handy"

 

[carrie-on]

Thank you Arden for the Sally Lunn's. Delicious!!!
Scribbleros...you have to be careful with dozing around here...some people get marker happy on sleeping faces...
rae!!! Put that pen away!! Glad you found my place but you have to behave or I'll have to spank you!!

Hi stud...how you doing?

 

[carrie-on]

Sitting here reading my book and having a cup of "hot damn cocoa"...yummm

 

[carrie-on]

*waking up on the couch,my book on the floor* wow must have been more tired than i thought! Better start a pot of coffee!

 

[Scribbleros]

*wakes up with marker lines on the face*

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Brightening a gloomy day

(((((((Carrie!))))))))



Just discovered your place here, and thought I'd just pop in with some "sticky" buns to go with your delicious coffee!

http://photos14.flickr.com/16127486_e437a61059_m.jpg

I didn't make them so they're safe to eat!

Now that I've discovered this place, I'm sure I'll stop by every now and then. I'm supposed to do some reading, and your library corner looks comfy enough to allow me to really enjoy a good book!

Good seeing everyone! Enjoy a good day!

 

[carrie-on]

*wakes up with marker lines on the face*

LOL I had them when I looked in the mirror too!
RAEGAR!!!

 

[carrie-on]

(((((((Carrie!))))))))



Just discovered your place here, and thought I'd just pop in with some "sticky" buns to go with your delicious coffee!

http://photos14.flickr.com/16127486_e437a61059_m.jpg

I didn't make them so they're safe to eat!

Now that I've discovered this place, I'm sure I'll stop by every now and then. I'm supposed to do some reading, and your library corner looks comfy enough to allow me to really enjoy a good book!

Good seeing everyone! Enjoy a good day!

Awww Jenny...thank you so much! I haven;t been able to spend as much time here as I'd like to,but things are shaping up! You know that you are more than welcome to drop in anytime! Pssst...the naughty books are over in THAT corner, *pointing*

 

[carrie-on]

I hear Raegar's in town...*hiding all the markers* and setting out his "Tea".

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Awww Jenny...thank you so much! I haven;t been able to spend as much time here as I'd like to,but things are shaping up! You know that you are more than welcome to drop in anytime! Pssst...the naughty books are over in THAT corner, *pointing*

Thanks for the info!

Always good to see you, Carrie. Heading over to scan the book titles.

 

[omahaman2]

Thanks for the info!

Always good to see you, Carrie. Heading over to scan the book titles.

Good Morning,Carrie!
You should see what you caused to happen last night!
Jenny was reading one of your naughty books last night!! The one about the sexiest men alive! She got really upset when I ripped it from her hands,thinking I was jealous! She almost yelled at me for the first time!!!! She said,WHAT ARE YOU DOING?????? I said,looking to see if they spelled my name right!

 

[Arden]

Comes in smiling and takes a seat at the bar... taking in the aroma of Jennie's sticky buns... turns to Oman with a puzzled look upon her face...

Where's the Peeps?


Good Morning everyone

 

[carrie-on]

LOL Jenny..you sure have your hands full with that man of yours!! I can just imagine seeing him taking your book away from you just to see if his name is spelled right! LOL
Good Morning Oman...LOL
Huggggsss Arden good to see you! Help yourself to one of the sticky buns Jenny brought!

 

[Jail]

Good moaning (((((((((((carrie)))))))))))

Jenny and Oman musta hid those books. All I found was an Archie comic

 

[carrie-on]

Good moaning (((((((((((carrie)))))))))))

Jenny and Oman musta hid those books. All I found was an Archie comic

*GASP* How did that get there? the last time i saw it,it was hidden in my desk drawer with my Jetsons and Flintstones comics!!
http://redwolf421.0catch.com/images/NEW08/Jetsons%20Meet%20the%20Flintstones(Adult)%20(1).jpg

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Wishing Carrie and the gang a Happy Thursday!

Enjoyed the reading material, but they didn't spell Oman's name correctly.

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[Jail]

hi (((((((((((((((carrie))))))))))))))))))))

*waves to Jenny*

 

[carrie-on]

Wishing Carrie and the gang a Happy Thursday!

Enjoyed the reading material, but they didn't spell Oman's name correctly.

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MMMM Glad to hear it! Sorry they mis spelled Oman's name though...Poor fella..never gets any respect!

 

[Jail]

*bumps carrie's thread and leaves her a rose, before saying good night*


http://www.redribbonlimited.co.uk/images/single_rose1.jpg

 

[football_stud]

hello carrie how are you doing?

 

[omahaman2]

MMMM Glad to hear it! Sorry they mis spelled Oman's name though...Poor fella..never gets any respect!

NO RESPECT AT ALL!!


A girl called me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
A hooker told me "Not on the first date."
Are you kiddin'? I know I'm ugly. My mother breast-fed me through a straw.
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
I found there was only one way to look thin. Hang out with fat people.
I have good-looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I joined Gambler`s Anonymous. They gave me two to one I don`t make it.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
I said to the bartender "Surprise me." He pulled out a naked picture of my wife.
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
I told my doctor I wanted a vasectomy. He said, with a face like mine, I don't need one.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous— everyone hasn't met me yet.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
I was so poor growing up, if I wasn't born a boy I'd have nothing to play with.
I was so ugly... When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!"
I was such an ugly kid— when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?" He said..."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice— I don't know if I'm coming or going.
I'm ugly I'm tellin' ya. My proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth.
If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom...
It's not easy being me. When I was born the doctor told my mother "I did all I could, but he pulled through anyway."
Last night I was making love to my wife and nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?"
Life is just a bowl of pits.
My family was a bunch of drunks, when I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
My uncle's dying wish: he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
My wife isn't too smart. She has to reach inside her bra to count to two.
My wife is ugly. She's so ugly that when you look up ugly in the dictionary, there's her picture.
My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
That's the story of my life, no respect, ya know?
The other night I told my kid "Someday, you'll have children of your own. He said "So will you."
The other night I woke up and my wife was saying sexy things. I looked over and she was on the phone.
When I tried to kiss my date goodnight she pushed me away. I said "Is there someone else?" She said "There must be".
When I was a kid, I asked my Mother for a Bubble Bath, so she brought the water to a boil!
When my wife has sex with me there's always a reason. The other night she used me to time an egg.
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me...
With my wife, I've got no sex life. The dog keeps watching me in the bedroom so he can learn how to sit up and beg. I told him to watch my wife so he can learn how to roll over and play dead.
Yeah, I know I'm ugly. I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

 

[SirHairless]

Just checking the place out

Hey Carrie......My name is SirHairless..(extends right hand to the hostess)..It's very nice to meet you!
Sorry I haven't been in before now but.....well, no excuses. I just haven't.
Anyway, I can see that has definately been my loss.....Lovely place you have here. Very quaint and cozy. I like it!.................(looking around at the comfortable decor)...........................................
Now if you'll just fix me up with a nice tall gin and tonic with a twist of lime and a twist of lemon...no cherry...I believe I'll mosey on over and introduce myself to the others.
(Taking the perfectly mixed drink from Carrie with a polite "Thank you very much," I take a sip, smile at you and say..."We'll talk again. OK?" and head off toward the fireplace and those very inviting chairs to join and meet the others.)
"HI EVERYONE! Nice to make your acquaintance...and (as I present my hand to each one and say)..."My name is ............... and.......................... Read any good books lately?"