Caption Contest!!!

[Wyld52771]

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4848/caption01130.jpg

"Hmm...how to assemble a robot....Let's see....insert plug A into slot B...check!"

OR

"Ummm...sir? When I said I needed lubrication, I meant I needed OIL....not astroglide...what the? You fucking PERV!"



~Wyld

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/4481/caption12220.jpg


Times are Tough All Over. The Tooth Fairy is daylighting as a sidewalk cleaner

 

[hdlynnette]

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/4481/caption12220.jpg

They SAID smoking crack would make you stoopid...this dude didn't believe them!

 

[Stanstheman]

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/4481/caption12220.jpg

I don't think he quite realised what was meant by the phrase "sweeping someone off their feet"

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/3498/caption09241.jpg

Miss Piggy is stunned at what she finds in Kermit's bedroom.

 

[fathom7]

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/3498/caption09241.jpg

Miss Piggy is stunned at what she finds in Kermit's bedroom.

The shrine to the offspring of Miss Piggy and Yoda goes on display in the MOMA next week. A preview this is.

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/3163/caption04090.jpg

The all new Tiger repellent

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/3163/caption04090.jpg

The all new Tiger repellent

Some women go to any lengths to hide their grey hairs...

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4953/caption04010.jpg

Carrot Top's lazy ass brother Salad Legs

 

[TiedbyChris]

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4953/caption04010.jpg

I told you not to feed them after Midnight!!!!!!!

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4953/caption04010.jpg

Jolly Green Giant accidentally ate the wrong mushroom

 

[hdlynnette]

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4953/caption04010.jpg

You ARE what you eat...

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1541/caption02170.jpg

There are not enough beads in the world....

 

[lakesailer_mi]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1541/caption02170.jpg

Marvin has a difficult time with appropriate attire.

 

[neci]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1541/caption02170.jpg

Hey baby, wanna swig of my love juice?

 

[Berwyn]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1541/caption02170.jpg

Just don't ask to see the velvet sack....

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1541/caption02170.jpg

Looks like the latest Lit-together was a doozie

 

[ShyDahlia]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1541/caption02170.jpg

Just don't ask to see the velvet sack....

Haha! That's so good!

 

[Wyld52771]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1541/caption02170.jpg

"George soon discovered, that no matter how drunk he was, and no matter HOW much Crown Royal he drank, it still didn't taste the same going in as it did after coming back out...and trying to refill the bottle that way was a bad idea."


~Wyld

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/2695/caption0419.jpg





Ryan Black's cock sleeve

 

[Wyld52771]

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/2695/caption0419.jpg

"The Jolly Green Giant decides to buy a sex toy..."



~Wyld

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/4146/caption04162.jpg

Just goes to prove that German beer is all it takes to fire up a pussy

 

[lakesailer_mi]

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/2695/caption0419.jpg

The "Anatomically correct tunnel had seemed like a good idea at the planning meeting. The lesson learned here...never let Tequila in a planning meeting.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/4146/caption04162.jpg

Perhaps it's time for fluffy to seek AA

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/540/caption04260.jpg

Every guy's worse nightmare. A shaved pussy that has balls.