Caption Contest!!!

[IhateClowns]

Ok so you don't win anything, but my admiration for your sense of humor. I saw this on another board and thought I would try it here. I will try and put up a different picture every day. You guys come up with the funny captions.

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/8112/caption022260.jpg

A caption for this one might be:


This thread might need all of that toilet paper if people think it is a shitty idea

 

[flirtygirly]

oh look...it's miss beatrice...queen of the charmin people...ready to make peaceful negotiations...

 

[brummiesteve]

I've heard of papering over the cracks, but ............

 

[ShyDahlia]

"eeeeh?? I'm supposed to wipe where with this?!?!"

 

[IhateClowns]

Hey Hank! Grandma's got Irritable Bowel Syndrome again!!!

 

[sno_22]

God that pic took forever to open for some reason, like 10 minutes....

Taking only one roll from work per day, grandma soon had enough stocked up for retirement.

 

[IhateClowns]

God that pic took forever to open for some reason, like 10 minutes....

Taking only one roll from work per day, grandma soon had enough stocked up for retirement.

Ha! It took a long time to open? Hmmmmm wonder if it did for others as well.

 

[PervyRomantic]

Ha! It took a long time to open? Hmmmmm wonder if it did for others as well.

Not for me. Worked perfectly. I LOVE this idea. Will have to put on my thinking Cap...good luck with it, Clowns.

 

[IhateClowns]

Not for me. Worked perfectly. I LOVE this idea. Will have to put on my thinking Cap...good luck with it, Clowns.

We will see if there is a 2nd pic to caption or not...lol Look forward to yours

 

[PervyRomantic]

We will see if there is a 2nd pic to caption or not...lol Look forward to yours

I look forward to the next one!! Theres been many good replies to the 1st one I see.

 

[Kingofmycastle]

Mrs Whipple protecting her husband's beloved Charmain

 

[Guest]

Three-time National Toilet Paper Jenga Champion Mildred McCormick will be defending her title this Sunday in Hershey, Pa.

 

[sno_22]

When most people travel they take pictures and pick up nicknacks, not so for this woman, who, on her trip across the US, picked up a toilet roll at every stop she made.

 

[IhateClowns]

good to know we have funny people on these boards. Thanks to those that have posted so far. I will continue to put new ones up each day as long as the responses keep coming in

 

[Wings27]

"And here we have a sneak peek in to the Lollipop Guild's toilet paper stock."

 

[Wings27]

"Finally we have evidence that Andy Warhol WAS obsessed with toilet paper"

 

[sno_22]

And here we see her counting up the final few sheets, her 20 year quest finally finished.

 

[Tasty_GA_Honey]

Marge from Rock Falls, IL writes: And my husband always buys this damn John Wayne toilet paper.... it's rough, tough, and won't take shit off anybody!

 

[fathom7]

Professor Baumgartner is astonished to discover that in spite of her life's work attempting to decipher the Dead Sea Scrolls -- they originally had a more mundane use.

 

[sno_22]

Marge from Rock Falls, IL writes: And my husband always buys this damn John Wayne toilet paper.... it's rough, tough, and won't take shit off anybody!

..lol

 

[IhateClowns]

Alice clearly misunderstood her Dr.'s advice when it came to colon cleansing

 

[Horny44]

*crying*

"i'd like to thank the members of the academy for recognizing every shit and piss i ever took!"

 

[Wings27]

Mrs. Givish shows the first signs of hoarding.

 

[frostyred]

"I'm soooo ready for Halloween!"

 

[IhateClowns]

Could grandma overcome her addiction to Activia? No. Can she live with the disease? Things are looking good.