Caption Contest!!!

[Peaches1990]

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/3990/caption12031.jpg

Literotica: Welcome to the meat market

 

[IhateClowns]

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The Duggar Family hired a new Nanny to help Mom with the feeding of her children

 

[mickyp123]

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A Jewish person's worst nightmarish Christmas Hors d'oeuvre

How people eat when its a porkristmas

 

[NorthernPA4U]

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When you wish upon a star, you dreams WILL come true -- no matter how odd.

 

[Volunteerlover]

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Here to save the world, it's Nippleman!

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/5702/caption11170.jpg

Rub it and it turns into a 40 ouncer

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/5702/caption11170.jpg

Rub it and it turns into a 40 ouncer

A recreation of what my toilet looked like during college when i never cleaned anything

 

[mickyp123]

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/5702/caption11170.jpg

Rub it and it turns into a 40 ouncer

Fizzy Frizzy Canny Fanny

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/5550/caption12281.jpg

Pre-production of 16 and Pregnant

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

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Pre-production of 16 and Pregnant

Looks like the store's eggs are ripe....

 

[Volunteerlover]

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*singing* Every Sperm is Sacred!

 

[Peaches1990]

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And so it was decreed that all condoms in Lilliput would be black and made of reinforced plastic

 

[NorthernPA4U]

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Young Tom, recently arrested for public masturbation, slides to his left onto the top step to get ready for round 2. (Won't he ever learn?)

 

[zpitt27]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/5550/caption12281.jpg

Dude, you gotta check out this cum dumpster.

 

[duppy_conqueror]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/5550/caption12281.jpg

Shhh! Kevin Federline must be lurking!

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/1637/caption1227.jpg

The first Lit chasity belt for women who get tired of the same douches continuously hitting on them in the forums and inboxes

 

[Wyld52771]

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/1637/caption1227.jpg

"When Dave told his wife Dana that golden showers were a turn on for him, she totally misconstrued his meaning..."

 

[Wings27]

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/1637/caption1227.jpg

Sheila hadn't realized how far she let herself go until it came down to the bikini wax.

 

[IhateClowns]

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Friends don't let friends fuck drunk racoons

 

[Wyld52771]

http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/3105/caption01030.jpg

"After being a dateless virgin for over 50 years, Harold's mother was quite excited to hear that her son had finally gathered up the courage to invite a member of the opposite sex home for drinks...until the day introductions were made and she disgustedly realized how far Harold's expectations had fallen."


~Wyld

 

[Peaches1990]

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Fuck! I thought you said thirsty beaver!

 

[WakoJako]

http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/3105/caption01030.jpg

Now, when you said you was into furries...

 

[IhateClowns]

http://i52.tinypic.com/33xvgj7.jpg


When the bomb went off at the Playboy Mansion, there was udder destruction.

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img1.imagehousing.com/87/8d1108c1d4bca967b26fa7ed29eead3d.jpg

One of life's great lessons: Never let a man in tights talk you into a threeway.

 

[IhateClowns]

http://img1.imagehousing.com/87/8d1108c1d4bca967b26fa7ed29eead3d.jpg

I don't have a caption for this picture. I will however say this might be the funniest picture I have EVER posted on this site. The tights he is wearing might be the greatest thing since the 3 wolf t-shirt