Can't Help It, I Love Games

[mcfbridge]

Ok, Here's another one.

Each person add 1 sentence to this story. The only rule is that you must use the name of the last person who added a sentence in your sentence.

For those of you who would like to be referred to by something other than your Lit name, post that name with your sentence.


Let's start with Snoopy's favorite line.

It was a dark and stormy night.


Since the next person has to use my name, it's Mike.

 

[purple_angel]

Ok, Here's another one.

Each person add 1 sentence to this story. The only rule is that you must use the name of the last person who added a sentence in your sentence.

For those of you who would like to be referred to by something other than your Lit name, post that name with your sentence.


Let's start with Snoopy's favorite line.

It was a dark and stormy night.


Since the next person has to use my name, it's Mike.

Mike realised he was outside the gates and naked.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

It was a dark and stormy night. Mike realised he was outside the gates and naked.

The gates to the cemetery were guarded by the tall and illustrious stone statue of a purple angel, staring down at him as if to ask, "So, where are your pants?"

Q_C

 

[AppleBiter]

The gates to the cemetery were guarded by the tall and illustrious stone statue of a purple angel, staring down at him as if to ask, "So, where are your pants?"

Q_C

With no pants on, Mike felt a sudden quiet_cool breeze on his junk.

 

[purple_angel]

With no pants on, Mike felt a sudden quiet_cool breeze on his junk.

MIke was scared, really scared. He had heard there was an applebiter about and he had to protect his apples.

 

[Dar~]

feeling frightened and slightly cold, Mike, ran from the purple angel.

 

[AppleBiter]

feeling frightened and slightly cold, Mike, ran from the purple angel.

Desperately afraid, he started screaming in jibberish as he ran. "Flooglefargen clrjnmp dndjsp!!!!"

 

[Dar~]

Desperately afraid, he started screaming in jibberish as he ran. "Flooglefargen clrjnmp dndjsp!!!!"

LMAO!!!!
Dar is my name. Sorry!

 

[AppleBiter]

LMAO!!!!
Dar is my name. Sorry!

LOL! Okay, revision:

"Dar!" He said, halfway through running, "I don't have to be afraid of that purple angel!"

 

[Dar~]

LOL! Okay, revision:

"Dar!" He said, halfway through running, "I don't have to be afraid of that purple angel!"

I only have to be afraid of the AppleBiter biting off my apples. I fear that the angel is in cahoots, though.

 

[mcfbridge]

LOL! Okay, revision:

"Dar!" He said, halfway through running, "I don't have to be afraid of that purple angel!"

But we need to watch out for that Apple Biter

 

[Dar~]

But we need to watch out for that Apple Biter

Jinx!

 

[purple_angel]

Mike grabbed his apples and jumped over the gate. He didn't know why he did it - the quiet cool was soothing him but Dar and the Applebiter were still out there. Maybe he would be safer in the cemetry!

 

[Dar~]

The purple angel saw it all
The purple angel saw Mike fall
The applebiter caused the fall
The applebiter bit Mike's balls

 

[purple_angel]

The purple angel saw it all
The purple angel saw Mike fall
The applebiter caused the fall
The applebiter bit Mike's balls

Thats what Dar says...

 

[Dar~]

The balls they bled
He bowed his head
The purple angel he would wed
he couldn't take her to his bed

 

[purple_angel]

The balls they bled
He bowed his head
The purple angel he would wed
he couldn't take her to his bed

Dar was wrong - Mike had a plan...

 

[entitled]

Dar was wrong - Mike had a plan...

The plan involved the purple angel, a rope, two matches, and a wad of chewed gum.

(Yes, i watched a Magnum P.I. rerun today.)

 

[Remec]

The plan involved the purple angel, a rope, two matches, and a wad of chewed gum.

(Yes, i watched a Magnum P.I. rerun today.)

It wasn't much of a plan, per se, but he was entitled to both being in the cemetary and having his apples with him there.


(Sure it wasn't Macguyver? <g>)

 

[entitled]

It wasn't much of a plan, per se, but he was entitled to both being in the cemetary and having his apples with him there.


(Sure it wasn't Macguyver? <g>)

(There's a difference?)

"Remec!" he yelled. Suddenly a large dog came bounding around the corner. "Get the applebiter!"

Unfortunately, Remec was a male dog, and ran in fear AWAY from the beast.

 

[mcfbridge]

But Mike was entitled to one more try. He appealed to the magic Purple Angel who caused the apples to rebloom and grow.

 

[AppleBiter]

The purple angel wanted to know why she should give Mike his apples back. After all, he had lost them fair and square.

 

[mcfbridge]

The purple angel wanted to know why she should give Mike his apples back. After all, he had lost them fair and square.

The Purple Angel replied that she wanted the juice from the apples and then she smote the fiendish Apple Biter.

 

[bg23]

The Purple Angel replied that she wanted the juice from the apples and then she smote the fiendish Apple Biter.

of course at this point mike had completely lost all interest in the apples and had hopped on the nearest cab to new york city, where he hoped to make his fortune as a caricature drawer.