JerseyJade
Jade
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You name it, I can make it.
Can you successfully grow a house plant.....for longer than a month?
Probably not.
Can you go a whole day without thinking about something sexual?
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You name it, I can make it.
Can you successfully grow a house plant.....for longer than a month?
You name it, I can make it.
Can you successfully grow a house plant.....for longer than a month?
Probably not.
Can you go a whole day without thinking about something sexual?
<snort> nope I am the queen of the black death to plants
I just learned I how to manual shift an automatic when my tranny got stuck in 2nd when hot
Can you save yourself if you get stuck alongside the road?
Probably not.
Can you go a whole day without thinking about something sexual?
No, I'm, ashamed to say.
Can you chew a ball of crybaby gum without making a face?
Again
I haven't heard of it but I'm betting no
Can you do a handstand??
Against a wall....or I'd break something.
Can you do math in your head?
Yes, and look for opportunities to do it frequently.
Can you touch your nose with the tip of your tongue?
I can not.
Can you have an orgasm without touching yourself?
I can not.
Can you have an orgasm without touching yourself?
Yes, I use my husband!
Can you lick you own nipples?
Yes..I have a really, really long tongue...
Can you cum multiple times having sex?
Yes, easily.
Can you do 50 push ups?
50 inclines yes, 50 regular no
Can you run a 5K race?
Yes, but I would not place in the top 3.
Can you recite the phonetic alphabet?
I can. I stumble a bit but I can do it.
Can you recite the General Prologue of the Canterbury Tales?