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- May 6, 2003
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Yep, with ribbons and bows.
Can you do a cartwheel?
Yes.
Can you start a fire in a fireplace......without liquid fuel.
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Yep, with ribbons and bows.
Can you do a cartwheel?
Those days are long gone.
Can you name every person you've had sex with?
Yes.
Can you start a fire in a fireplace......without liquid fuel.
Yes.
No, I never lived in a house that had a fireplace.
Can you roller skate?
Mostly on my bottom
Can you juggle 3 items at once?
yes
can you bake a cake from scratch?
Yes
Can you change a flat tire??
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Of course!
Can you go 4 wheel'n?
Yep
Can you do a wheelie on a bicycle or motorcycle??
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No!
Can you run a mile?
Barely (it makes my beer foam and gets my cigarettes wet)
Can you remember how you first came to Lit?
yes
can you change a car tire??
Can you rebuild a Holley carburetor?
Not without directions.
Can you maintain silence while having an orgasm?
Can you make someone cum or cum yourself with no touching??
There was a guy who came in his tighty-whities before I even had a chance to touch him. I was, like, "Did you just...?" He sheepishly admitted that he did. The poor fellow never got another chance.
Can you do a chin-up?
Can you drive a stick shift?
I sure can! It's a dying art, sadly.
Can you whistle well?
Not at all
Can you ride a motorcycle??
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Yes, but you’d have to put up with fairly basic icing and if I tried to make fondant replicas of the happy couple they’d sue.
Can you open a padlock with a hairpin?
No, but I can open some three digit locker type combination locks rather quickly.
Can you true a bicycle wheel?
can you handle public speaking in front of a crowd?
I learned how a long time ago.
Can you have an orgasm from only nipple play?
I can't. My wife never tried, she always urges me to fuck her hard when I sucked her nipples for a longer while. So I guess she is near from my nipple treatment.
Can you have an orgasm just from (day) dreams?
nope
can you/do you do anything artistic as a hobby?