Can you....? ver2

Absolutely. I’m a pro at that.

Can you go a week without sweets?

Theoretically it’s possible if given an infusion of willpower; however, as a agnostic I’d have to cope with the potential crushing spiritual revelation that whatever the supreme being is, she’s one hell of a confectionist. I’m not going there.

Can you sharpen a knife with a wetstone?
 
Theoretically it’s possible if given an infusion of willpower; however, as a agnostic I’d have to cope with the potential crushing spiritual revelation that whatever the supreme being is, she’s one hell of a confectionist. I’m not going there.

Can you sharpen a knife with a wetstone?

nope but I have friends who hunt who do that for me.

Can you be counted on to help a neighbor?
 
I speak a little German and a little Portuguese, but not enough to be at all competent.

Do you play a musical instrument?
 
No. But I discovered years ago that I don't need to. A cute guy will stop to offer to do it for me. I also have AAA.

Can you say the alphabet backwards?

ZWXQT... YDVW..... #%¥¥&!!

No.

Can you usually fall right asleep when you go to bed?
 
No. I'm almost like Fred Astaire's screen test at Warner Brothers so long ago: "Can't sing. Can't act. Can dance a little."

Can you cook chili?

Yes. I actually have all the ingredients to make it very soon.

Can you decorate a cake?
 
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