Can you list 3 genres of threads on the GB?

riff

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I claim no authority here and never draw conclusions, I just make observations. I am interested in how you other people "classify" threads.

1. The beloved/hated "List" thread. This is the kind of thread where everyone "lists" whom the people they like or whom their favorite posters are. These threads get a lot views because everyone wants to see if they are on a list or who is on someone else's list.

2. The political/social commentary thread. On these you will find people expressing their opinions about political and social concerns. Make no mistake about it, you will find as much mutual cocksucking on these "serious" threads as anywhere else.

3. Greeting threads. These come in various forms, from Good Morning to Happy Birthday to "I'd like to introduce.....

4. Lyric Threads.

5. The Surprise Thread. These are threads that usually have a title that is completely misleading as to the actual theme of the thread itself. You thought it was one type of thread, and it turned in to the all pervasive mutual cocksucking thread.

6. The mutual cocksucking thread. They are everywhere. They could also be called the "I'll lick your butthole if you lick mine" thread. I call it the mutual cocksucking from a scene in Pulp Fiction where the brains have just been cleaned out of the car, Vincent and Jules are feeling really good about themselves, and Mr. Wolf admonishes them with, "Well, gentlemen, let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet." Many many threads fall under this genre, as well as the surprise genre.

7. The I am lonely thread.

8. Porn threads.

9. Pika Post threads

10. Post a Pic threads

As you can see, it's easy to classify threads. Feel free to critque my list or revise as you feel necessary. I would love to hear your own- maybe you have other ideas? My list is not exhaustive.

11. The infamous "I am leaving Lit" thread.


Help me out people.....

12. The Juicy Thread. What would a day at lit be like without one of her thought provoking and down to earth inqusitive :rose: :kiss: threads in the morning? (JL knows she is on my list)
 
Interesting

No 12 though is really a mutual cocksucking thread in disguise as JL will reply something like thank you so much Riff but no it is you that is so thought provoking not me ..........and before you know it you are in a how great/intelligent/sexy/suuper/ type thread


Call me cynical if you want........well you can calll me anything you want
 
You are right! You are to cynical!

I AM LEAVING LIT FOREVER!!! :p
 
Surprise?

Do you think this is a mutual cocksucking thread or a look at how smart I am thread?
 
Well, there are the philosophy threads too, don't for get those wankers ( :D )

Then there are the do you wanna fuck me threads

The So-and-So get your butt in here threads.

The Full PM box threads (and I have an awful joke about those threads where you change the P to a B)



I know there are more, but I am not feeling overly clever this morning, too tired.


So, riff, if you are leaving forever, who gets your porn stash? lol
 
Hey Riff, there are only three categories of threads on lit.

Mine, yours, and everyone else's. :D

Ishmael
 
Damn, riff. Three?

13. The I-am-fucking-pissed thread. The vent. The rant. The I want to rip someone's head off thread, but if I tell all you good people, then I will feel better.
 
Having read a few of your threads over the last month - this is in the

Heh I am very intelligent and this will get you thinking, leading to some congrats on having a brain the size as France . type thread

Or maybe I am just being toooo cynical today Actualy I know I am
 
Re: Damn, riff. Three?

erosman said:
13. The I-am-fucking-pissed thread. The vent. The rant. The I want to rip someone's head off thread, but if I tell all you good people, then I will feel better.


Oooo I love those threads :p

Do you think some posters will find this thread alienating?

Is there an alienation type? I wonder....

Great ideas people.
 
Gord said:
Having read a few of your threads over the last month - this is in the

Heh I am very intelligent and this will get you thinking, leading to some congrats on having a brain the size as France . type thread

Or maybe I am just being toooo cynical today Actualy I know I am

My apologies for not toting the line or for rocking the boat. What's in it for you?

LOL
 
riff said:




12. The Juicy Thread. What would a day at lit be like without one of her thought provoking and down to earth inqusitive :rose: :kiss: threads in the morning? (JL knows she is on my list)

Morning, riffilicious.:kiss:

And to think I haven't even started a thread this morning.:eek:

You know you are always on my list too.
JL:heart:
 
Hey GORDO!!!!

I knew she's come. She always does. That's what I like about Juicylips.

BTW- Did you come too?


:p
 
14. The "I Need Everyone's Attention and Will Post Shit to Get it"
Actually, 1-13 encompasses this one.

15. The Open Ended Thread. Example: Mile's . threads. Or some that begin with one simple meaningless statement.

16. The Gotta Feel Better so I Will Put Everyone Else Down thread. i.e. The FAt Chick thread. The threads that critique lit posters in general or malign newbie.

Come on, riff? Ya took all the NICE ones! :rose:

17. The I Am Asking a Seemingly Innocent Question but Really am Working on my Sociology Paper thread. *smirks* AS if we haven't been guinea pigs or cyber test tube babies for some our collegiate elite.

:D

18. Oh...and the All Hail To MissTaken threads. There just aren't enough of those. *WEG*
 
I just want to be loved !!

I dont know why I post or reply or even log on - because at the end of the day it is so anonymous - I aint going to get some sort of state recognition

" Riff - in recognition of your huge amount of postings and because you enriched the lives of so many people - we now proudly award you with a lunchtime achievement award "

well it might happen
 
We'll see, we'll see. I am almost assured to be at least nominated, yet again, for the invidious TEACHER OF THE YEAR AWARD....

hehehe
 
Oh I almost forgot...


"The I'm Okay, You're Okay" threads. A great show of mutual mental masturbation that encompasses how great certain folks are or lit in general.

Cool fun!

:D
 
Re: Hey GORDO!!!!

riff said:
I knew she's come. She always does. That's what I like about Juicylips.

BTW- Did you come too?


:p

There you go Riff - you knew it would happen - now you say something nice back and we are in -

Can I join in too ?
 
Re: Re: Hey GORDO!!!!

Gord said:


There you go Riff - you knew it would happen - now you say something nice back and we are in -

Can I join in too ?

The Gordo Thread. Usually a very high response/view ratio.

:p
 
The "I'm going to start an inane little game thread the week before I leave Lit for good" that stays on the front page for three years...
 
Re: Re: Re: Hey GORDO!!!!

riff said:


The Gordo Thread. Usually a very high response/view ratio.

:p

Thanks for your kind thoughts

God I am now a bit worried this could turn into a bit of mutual slagging thread ...........shit and I am sure to be outnumbered
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey GORDO!!!!

Gord said:


Thanks for your kind thoughts

God I am now a bit worried this could turn into a bit of mutual slagging thread ...........shit and I am sure to be outnumbered

Come on dude. Lighten up. You know we love you. Come here and gimme a hug. ((hugz))

Watch out for the shit in the sandbox. Lot's of cats crap here. :)
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey GORDO!!!!

Gord said:


Thanks for your kind thoughts

God I am now a bit worried this could turn into a bit of mutual slagging thread ...........shit and I am sure to be outnumbered

riff doesn't "slag"

He fucks. Beautifully.:kiss:
JL
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey GORDO!!!!

juicylips said:


riff doesn't "slag"

He fucks. Beautifully.:kiss:
JL

There you go Biff - what better compliment could a man ever want
 
MissTaken said:

18. Oh...and the All Hail To MissTaken threads. There just aren't enough of those. *WEG*


MissT, I bow at your cataracle...or is that mine?;)
 
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