Can we just... talk about porn?

[FallingToFly]

I know I've been gone for, well, forever. But would anyone be kind enough to sit around and toss snippets of porn ideas back and forth with me for a few hours?

I am desperately wanting to have a coffee night with my smut-writing friends, but none of them live less than 10 hours away anymore.

I have plotbunnies spawning, and want to kick them around.

 

[Darkniciad]

I need to take a nap before I go pick up my tornado-boy from daycare, but if you're still here when I get back, I'm in. I'm in serious need of some inspiration *sigh*

Good to see you, BTW

 

[FallingToFly]

I need to take a nap before I go pick up my tornado-boy from daycare, but if you're still here when I get back, I'm in. I'm in serious need of some inspiration *sigh*

Good to see you, BTW

YAY!!!

And it is immensely good to see you.

How goes the satire?

 

[BallsOfSteel]

I've had much less use for pron since I came upon this website

 

[FallingToFly]

But do you have a gallon of cooking oil, three mismatched shoes and a stuffed owl trying to work their way into your writing?

 

[sr71plt]

Sorry, I'm too busy writing it today to talk about it.

 

[Katyusha]

But do you have a gallon of cooking oil, three mismatched shoes and a stuffed owl trying to work their way into your writing?

Not into mine, but I do have pieces of file drawers trying to work their way into my latest piece.

 

[_Lynn_]

But do you have a gallon of cooking oil, three mismatched shoes and a stuffed owl trying to work their way into your writing?

Not even close.

 

[FallingToFly]

I REEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY want to write something vicious and bloody and incredibly FOUL about a particular stalker.

I don't think the gallon of oil would make it in there, th0ough. Lube would be too kind.

Do you think suspension of disbelief would hold up through multiple stabbings with a stripper heel?

 

[MagicaPractica]

I know I've been gone for, well, forever. But would anyone be kind enough to sit around and toss snippets of porn ideas back and forth with me for a few hours?

I am desperately wanting to have a coffee night with my smut-writing friends, but none of them live less than 10 hours away anymore.

I have plotbunnies spawning, and want to kick them around.

lol Good to see you! I started about three stories a couple weeks ago and have nothing going on with it right now. All my stories I'm working are non-porn. One's an essay in fact. I could tell you about what I started? I was trying to find a way to make some cliches non-cliched.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Cooking oil, stuffed owl and three mis-matched shoes...mmmm.

Let's see you could tie the villain down, pour the cooking oil all over him, mount the owl on his throbbing manhood and beat him senseless with the shoes, just prior to set the cooking oil a blaze.

Problem solved.

 

[JackLuis]

Cooking oil, stuffed owl and three mis-matched shoes...mmmm.

Let's see you could tie the villain down, pour the cooking oil all over him, mount the owl on his throbbing manhood and beat him senseless with the shoes, just prior to set the cooking oil a blaze.

Problem solved.

Call it "Lust's Inferno" and make the women witches.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

My stories keep getting in the way of the porn.

 

[TE999]

Sonofagun! Look who's here! Hey Falling! Welcome back to the AH.

This is just what this joint needs, a good old-fashioned porn story ideas thread.

I dunno about stuffed owls, stilletto heels and cooking oil tho...how about a live sheep, rubber boots and cooking oil? Now there's a scenario any perv or farm boy would appreciate.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I really haven't written any porn or erotica for about a year...my current works are all non-erotic.

I did start a menage story for one of eXcessica's anthologies but I haven't gotten anywhere with it yet.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Sonofagun! Look who's here! Hey Falling! Welcome back to the AH.

This is just what this joint needs, a good old-fashioned porn story ideas thread.

I dunno about stuffed owls, stilletto heels and cooking oil tho...how about a live sheep, rubber boots and cooking oil? Now there's a scenario any perv or farm boy would appreciate.

Just the mention of the seep could get us shut down!

ETA: Speaking of which...I was going through some old stories I had down loaded from back in 2004 and found one called 'Plaything' that had been posted lit. At the end there was sex with a pony involved. I guess the bot's weren't as efficient back then. The story is gone now though.

 

[_Lynn_]

My stories keep getting in the way of the porn.

I think my stories might be allergic to porn.

 

[Elianna]

Sonofagun! Look who's here! Hey Falling! Welcome back to the AH.

This is just what this joint needs, a good old-fashioned porn story ideas thread.

I dunno about stuffed owls, stilletto heels and cooking oil tho...how about a live sheep, rubber boots and cooking oil? Now there's a scenario any perv or farm boy would appreciate.

Or perhaps a Fire chief in Mesa Arizona?

 

[Stella_Omega]

I've got an idea for demons without any penis-type genitals-- they all have cloaca, and they penetrate each other with their tails or tongues. This is why so many human accounts complain that some demons "take the guise" of beautiful women, even though they act like dominant men.

An entire race of mean dykes...

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I've got an idea for demons without any penis-type genitals-- they all have cloaca, and they penetrate each other with their tails or tongues. This is why so many human accounts complain that some demons "take the guise" of beautiful women, even though they act like dominant men.

An entire race of mean dykes...

Innnnnnnnteresting! Will it work for the Summer Contest?

 

[TE999]

Just the mention of the sheep could get us shut down!

What if the sheep is 18 years old?

Or perhaps a Fire chief in Mesa Arizona?

I must have missed that one.

ETA: I just Googled it. BWAHAHAHAHA! What a perv.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

What if the sheep is 18 years old?



I must have missed that one.

Then they aren't sheep anymore...they're old goats.

 

[Elianna]

What if the sheep is 18 years old?
I must have missed that one.

http://www.azcentral.com/community/gilbert/articles/0307deputychief-sheep07-ON.html

Only in Arizona.

Then they aren't sheep anymore...they're old goats.

Now. If the darling little lamb was a shape-shifter and suddenly could change into a beautiful, buxom woman with curls in all the right places... you've got a good non-human porn. And think of all the "little lamb" jokes you could make.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

http://www.azcentral.com/community/gilbert/articles/0307deputychief-sheep07-ON.html

Only in Arizona.



Now. If the darling little lamb was a shape-shifter and suddenly could change into a beautiful, buxom woman with curls in all the right places... you've got a good non-human porn. And think of all the "little lamb" jokes you could make.

Mae West would love it!

 

[Elianna]

Better yet! It could be a lesbian non-human story. Mary and her "little lamb"

Everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.

Oh. And come.