Can I borrow your penis?

[sunstruck]

I have noticed the board is heavy with penis activity and I want in. I'd like to know what it's like to have a nice meaty cock to drive my every thought. I think I'll need some testosterone too. Do they sell it in health food stores?

Ok so anyone willing to part with their penis for a few hours so I can gain a new understanding of the male expirience please pm me.

Also I'll need a volunteer to put it in. I'm thinking that's the focus right? lol So I should try that.

 

[lovetoread]

Yes you can, but I want it cleaned and with fresh batteries when you get done.

 

[Lancecastor]

I have noticed the board is heavy with penis activity and I want in. I'd like to know what it's like to have a nice meaty cock to drive my every thought. I think I'll need some testosterone too. Do they sell it in health food stores?

Ok so anyone willing to part with their penis for a few hours so I can gain a new understanding of the male expirience please pm me.

Also I'll need a volunteer to put it in. I'm thinking that's the focus right? lol So I should try that.

Mine's busy...but you can watch if you ask nicely.

 

[Nora]

You need to call Alamo Rent-a-Dick.

They have the best prices and the salesmen/donors are pretty knowledgable/hung.

 

[curious2c]

Um...I'll loan you mine. Have to have it back before midnight though. It is clean and ready to go. Even if it is an older model, it works very well.

 

[bknight2602]

*raises-----------*

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: Can I borrow your penis?

Mine's busy...but you can watch if you ask nicely.

No, no I need one that works I don't have time to get a viagra perscription.



Rent-a-dick? Are they reliable? I mean, I want to be sure I'm getting quality. I'm not buying my penis off the rack.

 

[Sillyman]

Sure I'll loan you mine. It's a low power model easily adapted too for those who don't have one.

 

[Purple Haze]

If I lend you mine, I know you won't bring it back in working condition, if at all...

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: Re: Can I borrow your penis?

No, no I need one that works I don't have time to get a viagra perscription.



Rent-a-dick? Are they reliable? I mean, I want to be sure I'm getting quality. I'm not buying my penis off the rack.

Has your husband left his somewhere else again?

 

[glamorilla]

we have a volunteer!

 

[Guest]

If I lend you mine, I know you won't bring it back in working condition, if at all...

She'd bring it back all tricked out with a fancy new paint job. It will need an oil change, though.

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Can I borrow your penis?

Has your husband left his somewhere else again?

No, but I don't want to remove his. I like it just where it is. If I take it off it might not work the same and that would be tragic.

Not that, that should discourage anyone from lending me theirs!

I'm likeing all the offers so far. Hmmm, maybe I should try and cricumsized one and a non circumsized one. Also I'd like to see the difference between having a normal penis and a teeny peeny.

Hey Lance! Maybe I can use yours afterall! I'll get the tweezers.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'll be a bud....

I haven't used mine in a while....besides, since I read while going to the bathroom, I tend to sit down when I pee anyways.....

Just remember to aim properly...not sure what that means, but I am always being told to remember that...

 

[curious2c]

um...on second thought...this removal thing is not to my liking. How about a life like dildo instead? My treat.

 

[sunstruck]

If I lend you mine, I know you won't bring it back in working condition, if at all...

Ok Hazie's it is. I promise if it doesn't work when I return it I'll umm...I'll umm... Don't worry it will work. And it will be very happy!

Glam! I think it would be very cool of you to teach me all about gay luvin! I'll start there!

 

[Shaq]

*unzips fly and takes off belt*


Okay...but don't break it!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

sure thing darlin, all ya'll know how freely I pass it around. Would you like it shaken or stirred?

 

[sunstruck]

sure thing darlin, all ya'll know how freely I pass it around. Would you like it shaken or stirred?

Ok there's a cocktail joke here somewhere...

Shaq I've heard you are hung like a bear. I'm not sure my frame could suport your penis. lol

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Ok cocktail

no stopping you today, is there?

 

[sunstruck]

no stopping you today, is there?

None so far. You got something?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

None so far. You got something?

yes but the rent a penis place says they are gonna repo it tonight. Fuck, I only had 25 more weekly payments left to boot.

 

[kidthor]

umm...no...it's New Years Eve...ohhh...what the fuck...it's not like I'm going to be using it anyway...

 

[Lancecastor]

Paging Dr. Freud: Can I borrow your penis?

I'd like to know what it's like to have a nice meaty cock

Penis-envy becomes the necessary precondition of the achievement of 'the form of femininity required by patriarchy', i.e. women as the passive object of men's desire.

Penis-envy, along with castration complex, leaves 'ineradicable traces on women's psychic development'.

Envy and jealousy, therefore are the main reason for people to think women 'superficial', 'weaker' and 'having little sense of justice'

Freud

 

[Guest]

Bad aims......

Just remember to aim properly...not sure what that means, but I am always being told to remember that...

OK! This brings up something that has baffled me for years.......
Men have directional equipment so......how come the make such a mess?