Can a woman who sucks the chrome off a trailer hitch give good head?

[miles]

Well?

 

[perks]

I'm sure I can.

 

[TN_Vixen]

well, she most certainly could be employed

by garages who refurbish cars.

 

[cuz cracker]

HELL YES! and i've known five or six of them personally.

thank god.

 

[Nogard]

I am not a chrome bumper. Anyhow who would want that pain. Has anyone heard of love? Slow and easy with love, man or
women. hugs and love are more important. cuddles are important
A little nuzzle goes a long way

 

[RisiaSkye]

miles, baby, where the hell have you been?

In answer to your question, though: I don't think so. Anyone who's attracted to trailer hitches is not likely to be interested in your cock.

I, on the other hand, get rave reviews for my head-giving prowess. And I despise trailers, let alone hitches. Go figure.

 

[Problem Child]

Since the energy in the covalent bond between a molecule of chrome and a molecule of steel is approximately 1,789,000 joules per mole and the molecular attraction of human male skin molecules is approximately 1,500 joules, depending on the age and physical condition of the man, one would think that a woman who was indeed capable of exerting enough suctive force to separate the chrome molecules on an average 2" ball trailer hitch could easily suck the penis right off the said man in question, causing an extremely painful amputation of the male member. As amputation is generally not considered a beneficial side-effect of fellatio, a reasonable assumption would be that any woman sucking hard enough to remove chromium that has been electro-plated on a steel trailer hitch would not be a desirable thing.

But I suppose she wouldn't have to suck as hard as she could.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Since the energy in the covalent bond between a molecule of chrome and a molecule of steel is approximately 1,789,000 joules per mole and the molecular attraction of human male skin molecules is approximately 1,500 joules...

But I suppose she wouldn't have to suck as hard as she could.

And sometimes, just using the words "covalent bond" in a post that's still funny is enough to get someone off.

Oh wait, we were talking about satisfying men. Right. I remember. But damn. Just damn.

 

[perks]

I remember when that quip was figurative, but I must have been walking to school in a snow storm up hill both ways.

 

[Problem Child]

My cockhead is bulbous and shiny, and I have not one, but two large nuts below it.

Never tried to pull a Winnebago around with it though.

 

[TN_Vixen]

suctive force

Did you make that up? You did, didn't you?

 

[miles]

RisiaSkye

OMG. The smoking blonde av. Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

 

[perks]

My cockhead is bulbous and shiny, and I have not one, but two large nuts below it.

Never tried to pull a Winnebago around with it though.

maybe your goals aren't high enough

 

[Problem Child]

Did you make that up? You did, didn't you?

Yeah, but it sounds good.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Re: RisiaSkye

OMG. The smoking blonde av. Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

Missed you too, darlin'.

 

[Problem Child]

Hey, I'm smokin' too Miles, what am I, chopped liver over here?

 

[miles]

RisiaSkye

Are those lips real?

 

[RisiaSkye]

miles

*putting on my best Mae West* Well, they certainly ain't wax, honey...

 

[Rhys]

Since the energy in the covalent bond between a molecule of chrome and a molecule of steel is approximately 1,789,000 joules per mole and the molecular attraction of human male skin molecules is approximately 1,500 joules, depending on the age and physical condition of the man, one would think that a woman who was indeed capable of exerting enough suctive force to separate the chrome molecules on an average 2" ball trailer hitch could easily suck the penis right off the said man in question, causing an extremely painful amputation of the male member. As amputation is generally not considered a beneficial side-effect of fellatio, a reasonable assumption would be that any woman sucking hard enough to remove chromium that has been electro-plated on a steel trailer hitch would not be a desirable thing.

But I suppose she wouldn't have to suck as hard as she could.

ROOFLMAO!!!!!!!!<<<<wiping tears>>>>

I need that...thanks PC

<<walking away, snickering>>>