Can a slut count?

Remember all you have had sex with?

  • I have not had sex with anyone other than myself, yet!

    Votes: 3 3.9%
  • I remember the names of everyone I have had sex with.

    Votes: 39 50.6%
  • I knew the names of everyone but now I just remember the number.

    Votes: 5 6.5%
  • I no longer remember the names or the number.

    Votes: 9 11.7%
  • I never knew the names of everyone, but I know how many.

    Votes: 3 3.9%
  • I can’t get an accurate count, how am I expected to get all the names?

    Votes: 6 7.8%
  • Who the hell is counting?

    Votes: 5 6.5%
  • Don’t you have work to do today, Shankara?

    Votes: 7 9.1%

  • Total voters
    77
siren319 said:
Holy Shit, I wish I would've thought of this alphabetical order thing, it would've slowed things down a lot and given me a new no

"I'm sorry what is your name again? Right, Andy, well I'm at T... I can't go home with you but you wouldn't happen to have a friend name, Tony or Todd would you/?"

Yeah, setting goals is something of a bad habit for me...............
Reaching them is half the fun though ;)

i too, have been told i have the mind of a male when it comes to sexual experiences - having the body of a female makes it easier to accomplish said goals!
Whenever a milestone is reached, i tend to strive for more. Had a threesome with 2 females, then a threesome with 2 males, then a threesome with a male and a female (still need to experience 2 bi-sexual males), then a foursome, then a fivesome (need a football team next).
Prudish i have never been but find that the older i get (eegad, 39 next week!!) the less inhibited i become. When i strive to complete the Alphabet Summit in a single weekend (72 hours) with my girlfriends at a bar trying to round up the guys in alphabetical order i may have to find a good therapist and some Prozac !!! :p
 
Thrall I used to be very goal orientated and that feeling is slowly coming back after months or laying dormant.

I read Cleopatra gave oral sex to 100 men in one night, now if I had known that I would have

a) Tried harder

b) Kept a better count

c) Took shares out in a lip salve company before setting a goal to match Cleopatra

Sadly my 'slut levels' where vanilla slut levels.

I am a good girl now

I know the count and the names of all BDSM relationships...
well apart from that legal guy who liked spanking, WTF was he called? :confused:
 
shy slave said:
I read Cleopatra gave oral sex to 100 men in one night, now if I had known that I would have

hmmmmmmm - well, I am getting tired of watching West Wing reruns at night

lets see 100 divided by 8 hours = how much time per cock?

Shy - did the book say if Cleo have any fluffers?
 
Shankara20 said:
hmmmmmmm - well, I am getting tired of watching West Wing reruns at night

lets see 100 divided by 8 hours = how much time per cock?

Shy - did the book say if Cleo have any fluffers?

That's about 20 people an hour. That's a bout three minutes a person . . . I'll bet it took longer than 8 hours. Nightime starts about 9ish. Morning would be, lets say, 7. That's more like 10 hours, which'd be . . . 10 people an hour. That leave six minutes per person . . . either she was really good or she had fluffers.
 
1 guy.

I guess it's easy to remember his name as I wasn't drug-raped.
 
graceanne said:
That's about 20 people an hour. That's a bout three minutes a person . . . I'll bet it took longer than 8 hours. Nightime starts about 9ish. Morning would be, lets say, 7. That's more like 10 hours, which'd be . . . 10 people an hour. That leave six minutes per person . . . either she was really good or she had fluffers.

Not necessarily.

Is it said that she -completed- the act with all of them? Or only that she -had- oral sex with them?

Also... maybe she did it on Midwinter's Night? :p :D :D :nana:
 
jadefirefly said:
Not necessarily.

Is it said that she -completed- the act with all of them? Or only that she -had- oral sex with them?

Also... maybe she did it on Midwinter's Night? :p :D :D :nana:

I don't recall it saying she completed the act, only that she gave oral sex to them.
And if they were all slow finishers then one night would need to last over 100 hrs lol

Still its a hell of a goal

:D
 
shy slave said:
I don't recall it saying she completed the act, only that she gave oral sex to them.
And if they were all slow finishers then one night would need to last over 100 hrs lol

Still its a hell of a goal

:D

Not if you live in the Arctic.
 
Xelebes said:
Not if you live in the Arctic.

See? That's what I'm saying. All she'd have to do is time it properly, and she could have 12 or more hours to complete the task!
 
Sheesh, just found time to peek into this thread....lol, I lost count a long time ago (or more realistically gave up counting after it got close to the 50 mark), and as for names, nope, didn't always know them or more than a first name which may or may not have been real...and now with old age and memory issues at times, I am hard put to remember all of those!!! Oh well, I guess I could start counting again from this point (sort of born again idea :p ), but daresay F will take care of that anyway. :D

Catalina :catroar:
 
jadefirefly said:
See? That's what I'm saying. All she'd have to do is time it properly, and she could have 12 or more hours to complete the task!
But she lived in Egypt. That's closer south, so she wouldn't have that much time.
 
graceanne said:
That's about 20 people an hour. That's a bout three minutes a person . . . I'll bet it took longer than 8 hours. Nightime starts about 9ish. Morning would be, lets say, 7. That's more like 10 hours, which'd be . . . 10 people an hour. That leave six minutes per person . . . either she was really good or she had fluffers.

My sick mind keeps going to the queens bath scene from Caligula. I've wanted to be one of guys keeping her supply fresh ever since I saw that movie years ago...

at least I think it was the queen, was it the queen? a princess?

whoever :cool:

there - I've posted that, now my mind is clear and I can go to work this morning.... :D
 
I say she's the queen. The queen, like the mother, gets to decide when bedtime starts, and when it ends. AND I DON'T CARE IF IT'S LIGHT OUTSIDE.

Damn kids.

:p
 
Math - bleh!

A long time ago, in college, i used to keep count. If memory serves, then it was something like 50 men and 10 girls.

Really though, counting is just a numbers game and quality is much more important than quantity. (Although there was that time with 7 men at once - quantity does occasionally have merit.)

Now, there's only one man for me. But then, He's like ten men at once, so i'm not really sure how to quantify that.
 
graceanne said:
I say she's the queen. The queen, like the mother, gets to decide when bedtime starts, and when it ends. AND I DON'T CARE IF IT'S LIGHT OUTSIDE.

Damn kids.

:p

Damn right!
 
Shankara20 said:
hmmmmmmm - well, I am getting tired of watching West Wing reruns at night

lets see 100 divided by 8 hours = how much time per cock?

Shy - did the book say if Cleo have any fluffers?
12 1/2 per hour.....less than 5 minutes each. They would have to be very horny or easy to climax with a good oral technique
 
greenmands said:
12 1/2 per hour.....less than 5 minutes each. They would have to be very horny or easy to climax with a good oral technique

She must have been blessed by the diety of Deepthroating to be able to handle that many in one night.
Not to mention a very very sore jaw afterward, heck even part way through.
OUCH
 
Pure said:
Shankara and others,

This thread over in AH dealt with the related question, how come women seem to undercount and the men to count every dick tug?

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=429806

Counting ONLY coition... And taking into account that I don't like "one night stands"..
Even though some of them are one time sex.. In a long time of knowing the person involved..
I added it all up and was in the forties...
The thing I like about this, is I can still remember the name, and picture the person..From each one of these encounters...

Which, for some obscure reason, is important to me...
 
Know what I think, truthfully? I bet it was like 20 guys and the story grew with each telling. I'm sure that everyone here knows how that works.
 
graceanne said:
Know what I think, truthfully? I bet it was like 20 guys and the story grew with each telling. I'm sure that everyone here knows how that works.
hmmmm 20 guys?
hmmmm I start to grow just thinking about it myself....


think I'll go bake some cookies to take my mind off that thought..


20 guys? wow hmmmmmmm
 
Shankara20 said:
hmmmm 20 guys?
hmmmm I start to grow just thinking about it myself....


think I'll go bake some cookies to take my mind off that thought..


20 guys? wow hmmmmmmm

I know, it's still a lot of guys, but it's a lot more likely than 100. I mean in an eight hour night that's 24 minutes a guy. I can see that working.
 
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