Calling all beautiful ladies here at Lit. Your CyberPimp beckons.

[Sparky Kronkite]

I would like to organize all the beautiful women found here on the Lit BB - in order for them to render cyber services to "paying customer's" - on a website to be called…..

CyberWhore.com

Ladies, what do you think?

Of course I would be your CyberPimp and a demanding one at that.

Who's interested? What could we charge?

BobToad? First customer?

 

[Guest]

 

[Ambrosious]

Yeah, but they are all here already. Why buy the cow? LOL Good idea though. I would definately like to see a site designed and maintained by the Sparkster.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*sniffle* I'm sorry Sparky, I only brought in 10 dollars for a cyberhandjob last night. *sniffle sob* I tried real hard and did just what you told me to, but *sniffle* I don't think it worked and I didn't make more than 10 dollars. Canadian. I got it from bobtoad for massaging his ego. *sniffle* I'll do better tonight Sparky, I promise, just don't hit me. I'll wear spandex and red lipstick and those heel things and I'll pick up more johns.

NO!!! I'm NOT holding out on you! I'd never do that to you Sparky!!! I'll get you more money tonight! I promise!!!! I will I promise. *cries*

 

[Bobtoad777]

BobToad? First customer?

If I am to be the first customer, all sampling must be free, just thing of me as a quality control specialist.

 

[Silverlily]

I would definately like to see a site designed and maintained by the Sparkster.

But 'brosious, there'd be no pictures!

 

[Ambrosious]

I would definately like to see a site designed and maintained by the Sparkster.

But 'brosious, there'd be no pictures!

Yeah, but just think of the money that could be saved on alcohol and drugs.

 

[Lil-Brandi]

Applying....

My Career Guidance Councelor sent me here to apply for a job! Sheesh..where am I? What is this place?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I figure.......

That after initial investments bringing the site on-line were made - and we were up and running........

Charging some guy (you know we'd do an account thing but cheaper and billed by the visit) a dollar (US) per minute.

If 10 of you beauties keep horny guys going for a half-hour each per day - let's see - that's ahhhhh......

That's $300 per day - before new registration fees and other extras' - videos, toys, etc.. Maybe even roll into the phone/live area. Live video streaming eventually too - but only if you wanted to see and be seen.

You ladies would call all the shots. Cum and go as you please. Quit. Come back.

You see, I'd be the best pimp in the world.

And you'd only be "working" a half hour per day. I think it would be extremely fair to let you all keep 90%. In the small example above that's what - $25 or so. For only a half-hour - if you really wanted to work - that's $50 an hour for safe sex. Not bad I say.

Any other sites already do this?

Laurel, Manu ®???? You want to buy this idea from me? $1000 soon???? And it's yours. Let me know.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I don't do phone sex, the StudMuffin would have heart palpitations, turn into a raging StudMuffin and most likely kill someone.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

That of course.......

would be your call KM. That's the beauty of this thing - it's always the woman's call. They make most of the money.

Hey guys! We could have a site for cybering with males but..... just don't know about that.

You know - we'd get a bunch of left-hander's and most of you guys don't go that way. But it could be maintained as an overt hetro site. They'd at least have to "pretend" to be women.

Hell - my guess is that there's a couple of women here - who you know - really got somethin' danglin' down at the base camp - you know what I mean? I mean some of'em got some hair you know? Upper lip?

But as long as they came off as women - no big deal right - c'mon guys!!!!!

Rah, rah, rah!!!!!!