Call me names!

[Betticus]

Let's see you get past my firewall

Why... I'll tear the firewalls right off you and ddos your ports!!!

 

[honeybites]

Why... I'll tear the firewalls right off you and ddos your ports!!!

I'll uh... uh....

crap.

 

[graceanne]

I'll uh... uh....

crap.

Don't do that. At least, not here. Find a bathroom.

 

[honeybites]

Don't do that. At least, not here. Find a bathroom.

Oh you.

 

[graceanne]

Oh you.

Me?..

 

[honeybites]

Me?..

I has cookies. I no share cookies.

 

[graceanne]

I has cookies. I no share cookies.

I has names. I no share names.

 

[honeybites]

I has names. I no share names.

Let me guess... "Matilda"?

 

[graceanne]

Let me guess... "Matilda"?

Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

I've been on this board a long time. I've heard them all.

 

[honeybites]

Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

I've been on this board a long time. I've heard them all.

Ok fine. One cookie to share.

 

[graceanne]

Ok fine. One cookie to share.

Name Whore.

*takes cookie*

Does this make me a cookie whore?

 

[myinnerslut]

Does this make me a cookie whore?

...yes

 

[honeybites]

Name Whore.

*takes cookie*

Does this make me a cookie whore?

Wonder what you'd do for the plate of them...

 

[Betticus]

I'll uh... uh....

crap.

You'll take it like the good little whore you know you want to be for me!

 

[Betticus]

Wonder what you'd do for the plate of them...

You mean the plate of cookies you HAD.. Gracie is a damn ninja when it comes to cookies. I'm pretty sure she has a platoon of ninja faeries working for her.

 

[graceanne]

...yes

Hey! That was invisible!

You can read invisible?

 

[graceanne]

Wonder what you'd do for the plate of them...

A plate of what?

I don't see any cookies around here. *brushes crumbs off chest*

Bett must have ate them all. You know how he is.

 

[Betticus]

A plate of what?

I don't see any cookies around here. *brushes crumbs off chest*

Bett must have ate them all. You know how he is.

Girl!!! When betticus eats your cookie, you'll know your cookie just got ate! Ate real good!

 

[Essene]

NAMES!!!

NAMES!!!

NAMES!!!



Hi HB.

Ooooh cookies!

Betticus can have my cookies.

 

[graceanne]

Girl!!! When betticus eats your cookie, you'll know your cookie just got ate! Ate real good!

Yeah, you're not distracting me that easy.

NAMES!!!

NAMES!!!

NAMES!!!



Hi HB.

Ooooh cookies!

Betticus can have my cookies.

I just said there are no more cookies. I don't know where they went. Bett's claiming he didn't eat them, but I think he looks awfully suspicious.

*pushes plate over next to bett's feet*

 

[Essene]

Yeah, you're not distracting me that easy.



I just said there are no more cookies. I don't know where they went. Bett's claiming he didn't eat them, but I think he looks awfully suspicious.

*pushes plate over next to bett's feet*

.

 

[graceanne]

.

Maybe if you're really nice bett will call you names, too.

 

[graceanne]

I changed my title. In honor of the giggle I got from MIS' reply. I'll probably change it back soon, but this'll be fun for awhile.

 

[Essene]

Maybe if you're really nice bett will call you names, too.

I want him to call me things like honey and baby, except when in the throes of passion...then I like dirty names.

*sigh*

I'd even settle for sugarplum or muffin.

 

[Essene]

I changed my title. In honor of the giggle I got from MIS' reply. I'll probably change it back soon, but this'll be fun for awhile.

Wow. How decidedly appropriate.