Call me names!

I want him to call me things like honey and baby, except when in the throes of passion...then I like dirty names.

*sigh*

I'd even settle for sugarplum or muffin.

Admit it, you want him to flex his eyebrow at you and then kiss you out of that friend zone thing.
 
If I were to put a chocolate truffle in the fridge at the beginning of each day before leaving for work,,,, with a sharp paring knife.. If I were to leave instructions that you may take slices out of that truffle for yourself while I'm at work but ONLY if you feel that you've been the absolute bestest subbie and really, really deserve that slice of truffle... Also that the size of the slice depends on how good you've been.

I wonder how much of that truffle would be left when I got home.

This does not apply to gracie of course.
 
If I were to put a chocolate truffle in the fridge at the beginning of each day before leaving for work,,,, with a sharp paring knife.. If I were to leave instructions that you may take slices out of that truffle for yourself while I'm at work but ONLY if you feel that you've been the absolute bestest subbie and really, really deserve that slice of truffle... Also that the size of the slice depends on how good you've been.

I wonder how much of that truffle would be left when I got home.

This does not apply to gracie of course.


I'm so well-behaved that it would be at least 3/4 gone by the time you got back. :rolleyes:

But sometimes...

I'm just a lil bit naughty.:devil:
 
Haiku for Betticus...and Grace...and anyone else who's ever tortured me with chocolate photos on this board. (Farking sadists).


Cocoa as a whip,
evil served on sugar tongue.
Wasted drool.



*Throws down Zen rake and stomps out of thread*
 
If I were to put a chocolate truffle in the fridge at the beginning of each day before leaving for work,,,, with a sharp paring knife.. If I were to leave instructions that you may take slices out of that truffle for yourself while I'm at work but ONLY if you feel that you've been the absolute bestest subbie and really, really deserve that slice of truffle... Also that the size of the slice depends on how good you've been.

I wonder how much of that truffle would be left when I got home.

This does not apply to gracie of course.

hmmm... probably not much at all, since being the best i can be=taking care of his property= not eating a lot of suger

without the caveat... probably much more of it :eek:
 
Blaming poor lil innocent daddies for stuff!! Mean ol subbies. :(

I mean, I'm like the lil chipmunks of the field.. innocent like the baby hamsters or lil bebeh otters... :eek:

http://www.gourmetchocolatefountains.com/images/054_72.jpg

You know, I don't even choke over this lie anymore. I just :rolleyes:.

If I were to put a chocolate truffle in the fridge at the beginning of each day before leaving for work,,,, with a sharp paring knife.. If I were to leave instructions that you may take slices out of that truffle for yourself while I'm at work but ONLY if you feel that you've been the absolute bestest subbie and really, really deserve that slice of truffle... Also that the size of the slice depends on how good you've been.

I wonder how much of that truffle would be left when I got home.

This does not apply to gracie of course.

Good thing, cause that truffle wouldn't make it to lunch.

You leave sweets around me, you deserve what you get.

I heard something about tjhe subbie fort becoming a pile of pillows.

I WAS IN THERE DAMMIT.

Move quicker, next time. :p

hmmm... probably not much at all, since being the best i can be=taking care of his property= not eating a lot of suger

without the caveat... probably much more of it :eek:

You are so much stronger than I am. I can avoid sweets, but only if they're not around me. If they're in the fridge I just can't stay away.

That's why we don't keep sweets in the house.
 
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I like Fucktoy. Or putting slut on the end of your name. Honeyslut, Keroinslut.
 
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