Call me names!

[graceanne]

I like Fucktoy. Or putting slut on the end of your name. Honeyslut, Keroinslut.

Betticusslut?

 

[Betticus]

http://brewedchocolate.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/800px-chocolate_cake_flourless_11.jpg

 

[Keroin]

Keroinslut.

You silver-tongued devil!

 

[Keroin]

http://brewedchocolate.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/800px-chocolate_cake_flourless_11.jpg

"Dear Diary,

Today I permanently removed Betticus, (and his hamsters), from my Xmas card list. I've also cancelled his latest shipment of mangoes. What a shame, and I was just getting already to send him photos of me in my tomboy get up - 36B, short hair - getting frisky with a gang of fairies. Oh well. Guess I'll just delete them. Good night.

p.s. Marmalade keeps hacking up furballs, I must remember to pick up some Tonic-lax."

 

[WriterDom]

You silver-tongued devil!

How do you pronounce Keroin?

 

[Keroin]

How do you pronounce Keroin?

Like Heroin, with a K.

*Wink*

Bestowed on me by Chuck...

"You're as addictive as heroin. You're Keroin and you should be illegal."

Honest to Cod truth.

 

[Betticus]

"Dear Diary,

Today I permanently removed Betticus, (and his hamsters), from my Xmas card list. I've also cancelled his latest shipment of mangoes. What a shame, and I was just getting already to send him photos of me in my tomboy get up - 36B, short hair - getting frisky with a gang of fairies. Oh well. Guess I'll just delete them. Good night.

p.s. Marmalade keeps hacking up furballs, I must remember to pick up some Tonic-lax."

Dear Diary,

Today Keroin made my lil chocolate faeries cry. They have all retreated to the safety of the tree and are gently sobbing because their gifts of e-chocolatey goodness were so cruelly rejected.

P.S. The hamsters have buried themselves in their bedding and won't even come out for sunflower seeds. I even bought them a whole bag of low sodium ones yesterday.

 

[notalwaysweak]

Dear Diary,

Mean people broke the subbie fort. Gracie was unsympathetic so I stole her cookies. I am going to build a new subbie fort and only people who are not mean can enter it. And probably Gracie because I don't think I can get away with cookie stealing.

 

[Betticus]

This gives me an idea for a whole new thread.

 

[myinnerslut]

You are so much stronger than I am. I can avoid sweets, but only if they're not around me. If they're in the fridge I just can't stay away.

That's why we don't keep sweets in the house.

im hypoglycemic. too much sweets not properly balanced into my diet = bad things to my blood sugar= me feeling sick AND Master being upset becuase i wasnt taking care of myself.

i do have a wicked sweet tooth though, so the way i balance it to to eat sweets with a high protein snack or with a high protein meal. if i know there will be chocolate dessert, ill make sure to eat protien heavy carb light for dinner. today there was a birthday in my class and i got a cupcake. i waited until right before the end of the day to eat it because i knew i had a bag of peanuts in the car that i could get to in a few minutes.

 

[Keroin]

today there was a birthday in my class and i got a cupcake.

Cupcakes are my Kryptonite.

Don't tell anyone.

Especially Grace.

 

[Betticus]

Cupcakes are my Kryptonite.

Don't tell anyone.

Especially Grace.

http://spicycupcakes.com/images/spicy-gourmet-cupcakes/spicy-gourmet-cupcakes-a.jpg

 

[WriterDom]

Cupcakes are my Kryptonite.

Don't tell anyone.

Especially Grace.

Mine too. And I never eat them. I just think about them.

 

[Betticus]

Mine too. And I never eat them. I just think about them.

http://spicycupcakes.com/images/spicy-gourmet-cupcakes/spicy-gourmet-cupcakes.jpg

 

[Betticus]

http://dessertbuzz.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/chikalicious_cupcakes.jpg

 

[WriterDom]

http://spicycupcakes.com/images/spicy-gourmet-cupcakes/spicy-gourmet-cupcakes.jpg

I like vanilla cake with weird color toppings. Chocolate, give me a body temperature fudge poured down her spine and crack of her ass. With an ice cream stuffed pussy. Like k says it's fiction so anything goes.

 

[Betticus]

http://my.loudclick.net/Sites/5732/WWW/Assets/Images/dessert/berrymarscaponecupcakes2.png

 

[graceanne]

Dear Diary,

Mean people broke the subbie fort. Gracie was unsympathetic so I stole her cookies. I am going to build a new subbie fort and only people who are not mean can enter it. And probably Gracie because I don't think I can get away with cookie stealing.

You do know that any cookies I leave out are laced with chocolate x-lax, don't you?

What, you didn't see the sign?

im hypoglycemic. too much sweets not properly balanced into my diet = bad things to my blood sugar= me feeling sick AND Master being upset becuase i wasnt taking care of myself.

i do have a wicked sweet tooth though, so the way i balance it to to eat sweets with a high protein snack or with a high protein meal. if i know there will be chocolate dessert, ill make sure to eat protien heavy carb light for dinner. today there was a birthday in my class and i got a cupcake. i waited until right before the end of the day to eat it because i knew i had a bag of peanuts in the car that i could get to in a few minutes.

I'm diabetic. When I don't eat I CRAVE sugar. It'll wake me up. I've been known to eat honey straight out of the bottle. The issue? I have crohns disease, I hate to eat. It literally hurts me. So sometimes I'll forget to eat, and by dinner I HAVE TO HAVE SUGAR.

When I'm paying attention I realize this means I need protein. Then I eat something meaty, since I can't have nuts.

Cupcakes are my Kryptonite.

Don't tell anyone.

Especially Grace.

I hear (from betticus) that cupcakes are your kryptonite, so I pulled a Lex Luther, and searched long and hard for this:

http://www.cakechannel.com/images/chocolate-cupcakes.gif

 

[Keroin]

http://spicycupcakes.com/images/spicy-gourmet-cupcakes/spicy-gourmet-cupcakes.jpg

I...it...fhjkh...*drool*...wha...

*Speaks in robotic voice* "I am a pleasure unit. I obey all orders. Give K cupcake. Give K cupcake. Give K..."

 

[Keroin]

I hear (from betticus) that cupcakes are your kryptonite, so I pulled a Lex Luther, and searched long and hard for this:

http://www.cakechannel.com/images/chocolate-cupcakes.gif

Thought of another haiku...

Grace, Grace, Grace, Grace
Grace, Grace, Grace, Grace, Grace, Grace,
Grace, evil, bad, Grace

Oh man, I'm going to have to either

A) Stop reading this thread
or
B) Stick sponges down my shorts to sop up moisture.

Dagnabitall

 

[Betticus]

I...it...fhjkh...*drool*...wha...

*Speaks in robotic voice* "I am a pleasure unit. I obey all orders. Give K cupcake. Give K cupcake. Give K..."

Yeah, how would you like to get fucked hard doggie style right after eating one of those cupcakes?

 

[Essene]

Yeah, how would you like to get fucked hard doggie style right after eating one of those cupcakes?

Okay, so did anyone else feel just a tad uncomfortable when Bett asked Keroin this question?

 

[graceanne]

Yeah, how would you like to get fucked hard doggie style right after eating one of those cupcakes?

Dude. Get a room. Or a PM box, or something.

Okay, so did anyone else feel just a tad uncomfortable when Bett asked Keroin this question?

Oh, just a bit.

 

[Keroin]

Dude. Get a room. Or a PM box, or something.

Oh, just a bit.

If it had been anyone but Bett asking that question, I think I might have been offended.

I mean, the man gives his hamster bubble baths and talks to faeries...*gives other Litsters knowing nod*. Come on.

I think we need to find him a real life sub to help channel his excess energy. That should be the mission of everyone on this board. I'm thinking telethon, youtube campaign, maybe a song?

Hm?

 

[Betticus]

Okay, so did anyone else feel just a tad uncomfortable when Bett asked Keroin this question?

What? I just meant that after having a chocolatey sugar rush and with those chocolate chemicals activating the pleasure centers that it might be more intense.



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