...but I won't do that.

[AdjectiveNounVerb]

I heard that Meat Loaf song* on the radio today, and I've seen a whole lot of threads on here about fetishes and sex practices I'm not into, and I've seen threads about fetishes or sex activities or fantasies get crashed by people criticizing the topic, so I thought, "Hey, how about a thread about sex stuff you're just not into"?

So, what aren't you into? And how not into are you? Are you willing to do it for someone who asks but you won't get any pleasure out of it, or is it something You. Will. Not. Do. no matter who asks how many times and if they keep asking you're going to get pissed? Any other guys ever try to do something your partner wanted to do, but you were so not into it you couldn't get or keep an erection for it? That's what happened to me the one time a woman asked me to do anal with her.

*"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)"

 

[coachdb18]

Yea, anal is definitely off my list ... don't even ask. I'm a guy, so for me it's in both doing, and taking. Just no....

 

[anons]

I wouldn't let anyone shit on my chest

 

[Earl]

I've done oral (given and received), anal (given and willing to receive), rimming ( both given and received), titty fuck, and regular intercourse in many positions. All that is left is the really kinky stuff and in the right moment I'd give most anything a try. I'm not into pain so S&M would be out.

 

[shanier]

Just not into food sex. I think there are better ways to use food and sex than combined.

 

[justherhusband]

I wouldn't let anyone shit on my chest

What? No "Cleveland Steamer" for you???

Don't ask me where the nickname came from. That's what Google is for.

 

[jasonmason]

No scat, no kids, no guys, no animals and no dead people. Other than that I'm willing to try it.

 

[pierrelarue161]

Scat, golden showers, cuckold, chastity, orgasm denial, cock and ball torture, orgasm control, edging, kids, animals, age play, being treated as a pet, TPE, and necrophilia. That's all I can think of at the moment. I'm pretty open-minded for most things at least once.

 

[coachdb18]

Scat, golden showers, cuckold, chastity, orgasm denial, cock and ball torture, orgasm control, edging, kids, animals, age play, being treated as a pet, TPE, and necrophilia. That's all I can think of at the moment. I'm pretty open-minded for most things at least once.

I do edging, so I can do multiple orgasms and that's fun, but the rest of the list is stuff I have to say I won't do either... sounds like I'm not alone in what I will or won't do.... what is TPE anyway?

 

[pierrelarue161]

I do edging, so I can do multiple orgasms and that's fun, but the rest of the list is stuff I have to say I won't do either... sounds like I'm not alone in what I will or won't do.... what is TPE anyway?

Total Power Exchange, where you live as a master or slave permanently 24/7. I wouldn't want to do either. I don't have the time or interest to be either a master or slave. That would cut into my career too much.

 

[PreOwned]

Strictly no:

Scat.
Water Sports.
Necrophilia.
Bestiality.
Pedophilia.
Scat.
Blood.
And of course, Scat.


Have before (but didn’t care for it) and might again (but really would rather not):

Kissing another man.
Analingus.
Food.


Absolutely every fucking chance I get:

Any kind of Power-Play (Top or Bottom.)
Oral (Men or Women.)
Kissing (Women.)

I heard that Meat Loaf song* on the radio today, and I've seen a whole lot of threads on here about fetishes and sex practices I'm not into, and I've seen threads about fetishes or sex activities or fantasies get crashed by people criticizing the topic, so I thought, "Hey, how about a thread about sex stuff you're just not into"?

So, what aren't you into? And how not into are you? Are you willing to do it for someone who asks but you won't get any pleasure out of it, or is it something You. Will. Not. Do. no matter who asks how many times and if they keep asking you're going to get pissed? Any other guys ever try to do something your partner wanted to do, but you were so not into it you couldn't get or keep an erection for it? That's what happened to me the one time a woman asked me to do anal with her.

*"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)"

 

[shanier]

Yes, edging and orgasm denial and tickle torture aren't my bag either.

 

[PleasePeesMe]

No scat, no kids, no guys, no animals and no dead people. Other than that I'm willing to try it.

I'm with Jason.

 

[AdjectiveNounVerb]

I do edging, so I can do multiple orgasms and that's fun, but the rest of the list is stuff I have to say I won't do either... sounds like I'm not alone in what I will or won't do.... what is TPE anyway?

Reassuring, isn't it?

What's edging?

For me,

Absolutely no organisms except live adult female Homo sapiens for me or for my partner(s)* for the duration of our relationship. Absolutely no watersports or scat (which includes analingus in my mind). No pegging or otherwise penetrating my anus and nothing in my mouth besides the body of the aforementioned live adult female H. sapiens and any foodstuffs that may be on her, held by her, or emanating from her. Absolutely nothing pierrelarue listed that I know what it is (what is "orgasm control"?). Nothing that causes disfigurement/body modification, extreme pain, or lasting physical injury. No humiliation.

I think that covers all the "absolutely nots" for me, but there could be more. BDSM that isn't ruled out above is probably all in the "never done it, would try it but don't expect to get anything from it" category for me, although I don't know everything there is in BDSM that people do so there could be more Absolutely Nots there and there could be "Hey, I wanna try that!" in there too. And some of it I expect would work about as well as my attempt at anal did. I don't submit and I've got no desire to dominate anybody and if I try to pretend that's not the case I don't think it would last very long before I quit because "this is stupid".

Penetrating a woman's anus (with a gloved finger) and using toys on a woman, I've done it. Didn't get anything out of either but I'd still do them again if asked to.

*Way I see it, I get to set the number of OtherMen for my girlfriend and she gets to set the number of OtherWomen for me. The number I gave her is Zero, the number she gave me is ZeroExceptDuringAnFFMThatSheSetUp, but I'm thinking that really just means "Zero". Still, a guy can hope, right?

 

[haurni]

Scat, heavy BDSM/CBT/blood/all that stuff, TPE/humiliation, infantilism, necrophilia and I'm not particularly enchanted at the thought of creampies either (though I have no objection to cunnilingus or swallowing cum straight from the source).