But, I Don't WANT to Go to Heaven If It Doesn't Have...

[juicylips]

I bet you thought I would say sex....you are not wrong

It just wouldn't be heaven without chocolate, flowers, pepsi, books.......and a few good men

Cassidy

 

[LakotaMoon]

*without words*

 

[Gilly Bean]

Mmm.... Chocolate... Fudge... Cookies...

And I s'pose men too.

 

[MacCortz]

women and brandy

Got to have women and brandy (anyone got a spare liver)or it ain't worth going... nothing like a snifter of fine brandy and the feel of a good woman and meeting of minds, then I know I'm in heaven already...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Heaven is the Exchange (store/mall) in 29 Palms. *sighs dreamily*

Chocolate, pepsi, flowers, books, and a few good men.

I'm getting excited, I need to go write porn now.

 

[sigh]

ack

i'd just written a bunch of "poor me" stuff, cause that's the mood i'm in, but then i spared you all by deleting it...let me try again...


if heaven has no sunsets or music, then you can keep it

and my son better be there too

 

[Pyper]

Animals.

According to the Judeo-Christian theology, animals don´t have souls, so therefore they wouldn´t make it to heaven.

Ah well, everyone knows I´m going to hell anyway.

 

[juicylips]

ack

i'd just written a bunch of "poor me" stuff, cause that's the mood i'm in, but then i spared you all by deleting it...let me try again...


if heaven has no sunsets or music, then you can keep it

and my son better be there too

sigh,
Don't spare us anything when you are posting on one of my threads

That includes a bunch of "poor me stuff"

Cassidy,
who is always interested in what you have to say...

 

[Nathon_88]

Guinness, Gledfiddich, and CANADIAN BEER!
The women on this board I like....they know who they are.

 

[sexy-girl]

what about gay sex ... i guess i wouldnt be going to heaven anyway if it doesnt allow that

 

[juicylips]

what about gay sex ... i guess i wouldnt be going to heaven anyway if it doesnt allow that

In my heaven you would be welcome, after all this is my thread

Cassidy

 

[estevie]

In my heaven you would be welcome, after all this is my thread

Cassidy

Ohhh, juicy is making her own heaven...well, then sign me up! I was thinking this was the regular heaven, don't want to go there, I won't know anyone there among the good people!

 

[juicylips]

Ohhh, juicy is making her own heaven...well, then sign me up! I was thinking this was the regular heaven, don't want to go there, I won't know anyone there among the good people!

Juicy's heaven will be heaven indeed... all kinds of fun things going on....

Everyone is welcome...

Cassidy

 

[SweetCherry]

Something tells me that Juicy's heaven is full of vats of chocolate syrup just waiting for the orgy to begin.

 

[juicylips]

Something tells me that Juicy's heaven is full of vats of chocolate syrup just waiting for the orgy to begin.

Oh, Sweet, am I that shallow?? lmao

Wait, don't answer that..

Cassidy

 

[ToddHwrd]

Juicy's heaven will be heaven indeed... all kinds of fun things going on....

Everyone is welcome...

Cassidy

Can I cum to your heaven juicy....?

Pretty please

 

[Lost Cause]

Harley-Davidsons, long open roads, gas tanks that are never empty, tankards of ale that are always full, and women that are always willing.
**And of course, my Mom and Dad, Brothers, and Friends to share it with!**

 

[MacCortz]

what about gay sex ... i guess i wouldnt be going to heaven anyway if it doesnt allow that

Sorry sexy girl, I should have answered your post earlier. In my heaven there is no room for the mean and evil people. My inner me drives me to be me. If things had been different I could have been you. I like me... it is important for you to like you.

We will never be lovers and unlikly friends, but there's room in my heaven for you and your friends.

Let sexy girl like the sexy girl of the future

 

[Renegade]

Something tells me that Juicy's heaven is full of vats of chocolate syrup just waiting for the orgy to begin.

Sounds like heaven to me.

 

[kotori]

Ohhh, juicy is making her own heaven

Any heaven will be of our own making.

So I'll be taking Literotica, fur sure

 

[sexy-girl]

Sorry sexy girl, I should have answered your post earlier. In my heaven there is no room for the mean and evil people. My inner me drives me to be me. If things had been different I could have been you. I like me... it is important for you to like you.

We will never be lovers and unlikly friends, but there's room in my heaven for you and your friends.

Let sexy girl like the sexy girl of the future

glad i'd be welcome in your heaven hopefully i will be in the real one too as long as i dont do any bad stuff from now till lets say the year 2225 ?

 

[Skally]

This could be interesting

Since this is a heaven type thing, I wonder if chocolate will make me put on weight in heaven?

Can you ban cellulite too?

 

[juicylips]

Re: This could be interesting

Since this is a heaven type thing, I wonder if chocolate will make me put on weight in heaven?

Can you ban cellulite too?

Weight gain? Cellulite??

NO WAY!! UH HUH...

Not allowed in my heaven...that would be the other place...

Cassidy

 

[Skally]

yaay

Wooohoo !!

Count me in

I'll bring an assorted selection of vibrators and restraints

/me hopes this is a heaven where vibrators don't need batteries

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Harley-Davidsons, long open roads, gas tanks that are never empty.

I have a picture of Sam Elliot on a Harley hanging on my wall... T.H. has Oughts of riding into heaven's sunset holding on tight to him.... heaven, oh heaven Then when his tank has run out of gas *wink* Bring on that babe singer Shinia Twain. She can hold on tight anyday