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Bunny's Ask Me Anything Thread

BiBunny said:
1.) If you believe in creationism, the chicken. If you believe in evolution, the egg. If you're like me (and most everyone else in the world), you don't give a rat's ass one way or the other.

2.) It's daylight.
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Good enough....

If you put a cat in a soundproof box and close the lid is it still there???

Two fathers and two sons went fishing. Each caught one fish. However, only three fish were caught. How was this possible?

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
 
Bi_Kitty said:
Good enough....

If you put a cat in a soundproof box and close the lid is it still there???

Two fathers and two sons went fishing. Each caught one fish. However, only three fish were caught. How was this possible?

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
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Oooo I know this one

But I'm really interested in the other two
 
Bi_Kitty said:
Good enough....

If you put a cat in a soundproof box and close the lid is it still there???

Two fathers and two sons went fishing. Each caught one fish. However, only three fish were caught. How was this possible?

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
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1.) Ask Schroedinger. Not me.

2.) They're all in the same family. Grandfather, father, and son. I'm not very good at explaining it, but the father is the grandfather's son. That's how there are 2 fathers, 2 sons, and only 3 fish.

3.) The room with the lions that haven't eaten in three years. If the damn things haven't eaten in three years, they've all gotta be dead.

4.) Um, they're actors, and the killings were scenes in a movie or play? Fuck if I know.
 
BiBunny said:
1.) Ask Schroedinger. Not me.

2.) They're all in the same family. Grandfather, father, and son. I'm not very good at explaining it, but the father is the grandfather's son. That's how there are 2 fathers, 2 sons, and only 3 fish.

3.) The room with the lions that haven't eaten in three years. If the damn things haven't eaten in three years, they've all gotta be dead.

4.) Um, they're actors, and the killings were scenes in a movie or play? Fuck if I know.
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2, 3 correct but 4 is because she's a photographer and took a picture of her husband, developed it and hung it up to dry.

Ok, someone else keep her entertained...I'm going to bed!
 
Bi_Kitty said:
2, 3 correct but 4 is because she's a photographer and took a picture of her husband, developed it and hung it up to dry.

Ok, someone else keep her entertained...I'm going to bed!
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Bleh. I'm not very good at logic games, LOL.
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
This is SO gonna get my head ripped off...

You're female. You're not supposed to be good at logic.

:p
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You know, it's a good thing I really like you....;)

kittenartist said:
*laughs*

Bunny, what is your favorite way to inflict pain on men who are positively asking for it? :)
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Hmmm. Good question. I've gotten partial to my acrylic canes lately, though the crop and nipple clamps are also perennial favorites. So many toys, so little time! :D Oh, and ball-slapping! Doesn't require anything more sophisticated than a hand. Grrrr...I have sadistic desires that need to be played out right about now.
 
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BiBunny said:
You know, it's a good thing I really like you....;)



Hmmm. Good question. I've gotten partial to my acrylic canes lately, though the crop and nipple clamps are also perennial favorites. So many toys, so little time! :D Oh, and ball-slapping! Doesn't require anything more sophisticated than a hand. Grrrr...I have sadistic desires that need to be played out right about now.
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Ball slapping, yes! But acrylic canes are intriguing -- I shall have to look into those... Thanks for the idea!

By the by, I think your purdy and I am all bashfully flattered that you answered my question :cattail:
 
kittenartist said:
Ball slapping, yes! But acrylic canes are intriguing -- I shall have to look into those... Thanks for the idea!

By the by, I think your purdy and I am all bashfully flattered that you answered my question :cattail:
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:eek: Thank you. :eek: I always like talking about painful things to do to boys, though! :D Perhaps we should consult with one another about these things sometimes.
 
BiBunny said:
:eek: Thank you. :eek: I always like talking about painful things to do to boys, though! :D Perhaps we should consult with one another about these things sometimes.
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Heh, I can practically hear my boy crying now, "Where did you come up with that? It hurts!" and I'd reply, "A pretty lady named Bunny suggested it. It is suppose to hurt silly."

Sounds like fun. We can discuss devious ways to inflict pain anytime. :)
 
BiBunny said:
*Giggle* That one always makes me smile. :p



Taller. And fatter. And furrier. Seriously.

I know that sounds totally stupid, but I've always been tall and built like a man with boobs (you know, broad-shouldered, no discernible waist, etc.), even before I gained all this weight. I'm kind of self-conscious about being more "manly" than the guy I'm with. So I demand tall, fat, and furry. :D
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The Bunny opening a Christmas present: http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=28043745&postcount=36
 
If you could only pick one (and explain why you chose that answer), which would it be?

a.) A fat, furry 5'6 guy.
b.) A fat, hairless 5'11 guy.
c.) A skinny, furry 5'11 guy.
d.) A skinny, hairless 5'11 guy.

(ONLY one answer!)
 
Bi_Kitty said:
If you could only pick one (and explain why you chose that answer), which would it be?

a.) A fat, furry 5'6 guy.
b.) A fat, hairless 5'11 guy.
c.) A skinny, furry 5'11 guy.
d.) A skinny, hairless 5'11 guy.

(ONLY one answer!)
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B, I guess. Fuck you! :mad:
 
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