*bump* thread

[MagicaPractica]

My favorite = *hip check bump*

 

[RonClarkeson]

Literotica has been hijacked!

I cannot submit!
I cannot creat a new thread!
Have you noticed the bland content?

It will be a long time before you lot see any of my stories/chapters again!
Disgusted
Ronclarkeson
Email michaelcalrke1@optusnet.com.au

 

[starrkers]

NO man! You can't do this - you're an Aussie - I'm alone , you gotta stay!

 

[logophile]

Bumpin' the duck!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Bumpin' the duck!

Oooo.... bump me baby!

 

[logophile]

Oooo.... bump me baby!

Anytime, sweet duck!

 

[ms.read]

bump.........

 

[oggbashan]

laccolith (an obscure bump)

 

[wehstar]

Oh I wish I was on the general board...

 

[oggbashan]

Inselberg - another obscure bump (e.g. Uluru or Ayers Rock)

 

[kendo1]

Boil on the bum.

A painful obscure bump.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Ghoulies and Ghosties and Long Leggedie Beasties and things that go bump in the night...

 

[kendo1]

... and things that go bump in the night...

That'll be me in a few hours. The wife's horny.

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.





On another note: you're not allowed to call little iced cakes Fairy Cakes nowadays. To be PC they've been renamed Poof Cakes.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

On another note: you're not allowed to call little iced cakes Fairy Cakes nowadays. To be PC they've been renamed Poof Cakes.

So Fairy Hoppers would probablly be out as well?

 

[kendo1]

So Fairy Hoppers would probablly be out as well?

Yep. Fag Bunnies.

 

[sophia jane]

Nothing like a good Saturday afternoon nap.

*bump*

 

[kendo1]

Nothing like a good Saturday afternoon nap.

*bump*

My favourite Bump Bunny.

Good evening, SJ.

 

[logophile]

I gotta go bump a frozen pizza into the oven and then out on to the waiting plates of the children.

Back soon!

 

[kendo1]

I gotta go bump a frozen pizza into the oven and then out on to the waiting plates of the children.

Back soon!

Wake SJ up.

 

[logophile]

Wake SJ up.

She's at the grocery.
She willingly took the four year old with her - she's a brave, brave woman!

*bump*

 

[sophia jane]

She's at the grocery.
She willingly took the four year old with her - she's a brave, brave woman!

*bump*

And she was awful too! But I still managed the grocery and the liquor store.

Oh and *bump*

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Bot's Dots brightening up the road . . . *bump*

 

[logophile]

And she was awful too! But I still managed the grocery and the liquor store.

Oh and *bump*

Mmmm - Sophie loves me! We'll be drinking slippery nipples as soon as the kids are in bed.

Hey Soph - Drunken Scrabble tonight?

 

[sophia jane]

Mmmm - Sophie loves me! We'll be drinking slippery nipples as soon as the kids are in bed.

Hey Soph - Drunken Scrabble tonight?

That's an excellent idea. It's been too long since we played Scrabble.

Actually, when was the last time we played???

 

[logophile]

That's an excellent idea. It's been too long since we played Scrabble.

Actually, when was the last time we played???

I'm not sure. The last time I played was the day she moved out. I played with M, but we didn't finish the game cause I had to stop to cry.