Broken

[F1rmHanded]

........

 

[emma_the_librarian]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/672413208c515a68677b213349ad9928/tumblr_inline_n2ztnqwKSW1r04zsm.jpg

 

[DiablosWhore]

I have no job because I hate The Man. I want to spend your money on cheap beer for my friends. My car is broken down. Has been since high school. I'm addicted to porn and pot. I am one hell of a lay though.

Oh, I'm sure you can fix me. I an a good person deep inside once you get to know me! Give me a chance!

Fair enough. How could anyone not jump at the chance to fix you? I'm sold. You wait outside on the front steps and I'll pick you up tomorrow at sunrise.

Don't worry about breakfast or coffee, I'll have those for you, too. ;=)

 

[DiablosWhore]

I am totally joking!

Well, fuck! Then just forget my generous offer.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Thanks for the laugh lol

 

[Hosebloke]

It's a fair offer but I'd be looking for lunch as well just to totally sell it

 

[RawHumor]

Finally, a truthful ad.

 

[Mockingjay]

One of the funniest ad ever!

 

[cumunder]

Is this like an auction.