Bro’s thread

[muddler35]

The two funniest parts.

1. My girlfriend was on Skype and heard the whole thing.

2. I kinda think I woke up a millisecond before I made landfall. “Aw Shit!”

 

[Bry1313]

The two funniest parts.

1. My girlfriend was on Skype and heard the whole thing.

2. I kinda think I woke up a millisecond before I made landfall. “Aw Shit!”

Your girlfriend was Skyping with you while you were sleeping?

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

The two funniest parts.

1. My girlfriend was on Skype and heard the whole thing.

2. I kinda think I woke up a millisecond before I made landfall. “Aw Shit!”

There is something that smells fishy here. Maybe bfg is right about the jumping up and down part

 

[muddler35]

Your girlfriend was Skyping with you while you were sleeping?

Yeah. We’re weird.

 

[muddler35]

Alright. Enough about my dofussery. How’d everyone’s fantasy team do this week?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yeah. We’re weird.

I had a friend long ago (he's still my friend), but long ago, if he saw me on Lit at 2 or 3am, he knew I had a nightmare and didn't want to sleep again.

He'd call and talk to me and urge me back to sleep and he'd hang up. I'd wake up with the phone still in my hand. It was a real rough time back then. I'm very thankful for him.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Alright. Enough about my dofussery. How’d everyone’s fantasy team do this week?

Fantasy team?
Are we still talking football?

 

[muddler35]

Girlfriend is 2 hours ahead of me in time zones, and she hates alarm clocks. I wake her up at 4:20 am my time. I usually fall right back to sleep with the call still open.

 

[muddler35]

Fantasy team?
Are we still talking football?

Open question Sis.

 

[muddler35]

@LexxRuthless where the hell are you?

 

[barefootgirl69]

OMG! I just saw footage of Nick Chubb's injury last night. I didn't realize it was that bad.

 

[HeavyBalls]

OMG! I just saw footage of Nick Chubb's injury last night. I didn't realize it was that bad.

And people are pissed that some networks weren't showing replays...

 

[Bbl87]

Fantasy team?
Are we still talking football?

Oh, I have quite the fantasy team thanks to Lit...

 

[barefootgirl69]

And people are pissed that some networks weren't showing replays...

I'm glad they didn't! No one needs to see that.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh, I have quite the fantasy team thanks to Lit...

You and many others!

*Shakes my pompoms*

 

[Bbl87]

You and many others!

*Shakes my pompoms*

Don't shake your pompoms unless you mean it.

 

[muddler35]

Good morning bros and adopted sisters! Make good decisions today!

(He says as he adds 2 fingers of whiskey to his coffee. What a hypocrite!)

 

[muddler35]

I think that there should be a federal law that states if the person in front of you in line at the gas station looks over the scratch off tickets like it’s a wine list, picks three or more, then takes five minutes digging out their cash, you are allowed to grab a slim Jim off the rack and beat them over the head with it mercilessly

Anyone else?

 

[LexxRuthless]

I think that there should be a federal law that states if the person in front of you in line at the gas station looks over the scratch off tickets like it’s a wine list, picks three or more, then takes five minutes digging out their cash, you are allowed to grab a slim Jim off the rack and beat them over the head with it mercilessly

Anyone else?

As long as I get to channel "The Macho Man" Randy Savage.
https://media.makeameme.org/created/snap-into-a.jpg
"Oh, yeah!"

 

[FlyingThruLife]

I think that there should be a federal law that states if the person in front of you in line at the gas station looks over the scratch off tickets like it’s a wine list, picks three or more, then takes five minutes digging out their cash, you are allowed to grab a slim Jim off the rack and beat them over the head with it mercilessly

Anyone else?

That's why I always pay at the pump

 

[muddler35]

That's why I always pay at the pump

Whenever I pay at the pump, they put like a $200 hold on my card. It’s annoying. @SixShooter14 do you have holiday stations there?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I think that there should be a federal law that states if the person in front of you in line at the gas station looks over the scratch off tickets like it’s a wine list, picks three or more, then takes five minutes digging out their cash, you are allowed to grab a slim Jim off the rack and beat them over the head with it mercilessly

Anyone else?

OR you could get into the 21st century and use a card at the pump!

Though beating them and yelling "oooohhhhhh yyyeeaaaa" would be pretty fun.

 

[SixShooter14]

Whenever I pay at the pump, they put like a $200 hold on my card. It’s annoying. @SixShooter14 do you have holiday stations there?

Nope. Town Pump/Exxon, Conoco, and Sinclair

 

[SixShooter14]

I think that there should be a federal law that states if the person in front of you in line at the gas station looks over the scratch off tickets like it’s a wine list, picks three or more, then takes five minutes digging out their cash, you are allowed to grab a slim Jim off the rack and beat them over the head with it mercilessly

Anyone else?

I hate people standing at the register picking out or scratching off their tickets.

Just get out of the way and let folks through until you're done.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I hate people standing at the register picking out or scratching off their tickets.

Just get out of the way and let folks through until you're done.

We have two registers. One is specifically for the lotto stuff. The other is for beer and gas.