Bro’s thread

[SixShooter14]

We have two registers. One is specifically for the lotto stuff. The other is for beer and gas.

A few places here have 2 registers..... But soemtimes these idiots will be taking up both lines.

 

[MedicalMuse]

A few places here have 2 registers..... But soemtimes these idiots will be taking up both lines.

And you don’t just get after them?

 

[SixShooter14]

And you don’t just get after them?

Sometimes I'll walk up next to them and sit my stuff down...Or I walk around until they're done


But it's pretty rare I even go inside.

 

[muddler35]

OR you could get into the 21st century and use a card at the pump!

Though beating them and yelling "oooohhhhhh yyyeeaaaa" would be pretty fun.

Conrad, you just get me.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Conrad, you just get me.

I got you boo!

Then after you beat them with it you rip it open take a bite and say " snap into a slim jim!!!"

 

[muddler35]

Bro-alert. Anytime a woman says, “l have a really quick question.” She is lying. Run for it! Save yourself!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Bro-alert. Anytime a woman says, “l have a really quick question.” She is lying. Run for it! Save yourself!

Hey mud? Quick question…

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Bro-alert. Anytime a woman says, “l have a really quick question.” She is lying. Run for it! Save yourself!

Nope! If I say that, I have a very clear purpose and often I only need a one word response.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Nope! If I say that, I have a very clear purpose and often I only need a one word response.

This.

 

[muddler35]

What about, "do you have a second or a minute to answer something?" lol

love ya to pieces, but no.

 

[muddler35]

Yes

Answer given. Moving on.

 

[muddler35]

Nope! If I say that, I have a very clear purpose and often I only need a one word response.

If that’s the case, run faster fellas. You’re fucked.

Guy tip. The one word answer is always “sorry”

 

[LadyLascivious1]

If that’s the case, run faster fellas. You’re fucked.

I fuck exceptionally well and have not encountered any runners

 

[muddler35]

Sooooo……how bout them Cowboys!

 

[FlyingThruLife]

If that’s the case, run faster fellas. You’re fucked.

Guy tip. The one word answer is always “sorry”

What if the question is "do these jeans make my ass look fat?"

I would highly recommend not starting your answer with "sorry"

 

[MedicalMuse]

I fuck exceptionally well and have not encountered any runners

Only toward you.

 

[MedicalMuse]

What if the question is "do these jeans make my ass look fat?"

I would highly recommend not starting your answer with "sorry"

Unless you are spelling fat with a ph, I think you’re right.

 

[SixShooter14]

Unless you are spelling fat with a ph, I think you’re right.

But that's hard to hear in spoken word ....

The answer is really "it looks perfect"... Because it's the TRUTH

 

[muddler35]

What if the question is "do these jeans make my ass look fat?"

I would highly recommend not starting your answer with "sorry"

You’re not helping brother, but that was damn clever.

 

[MedicalMuse]

But that's hard to hear in spoken word ....

The answer is really "it looks perfect"... Because it's the TRUTH

I do believe you mean that

 

[SixShooter14]

I do believe you mean that

Indeed! You know I love your ass

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Sooooo……how bout them Cowboys!

Ooooh…. Have I discovered another Mud quirk? Does discussing your friends sexual experience make you all squirrely like their boobs do?!

Only toward you.

Yes, please!

 

[muddler35]

Ooooh…. Have I discovered another Mud quirk? Does discussing your friends sexual experience make you all squirrely like their boobs do?!


Yes, please!

Not at all, but I was outnumbered 3-1 and my bros were eating popcorn and watching from the cheap seats. Buncha jerks.

Edit: except @SixShooter14 at least he was an opportunistic jerk. I respect that.

 

[SixShooter14]

Not at all, but I was outnumbered 3-1 and my bros were eating popcorn and watching from the cheap seats. Buncha jerks.

Edit: except @SixShooter14 at least he was an opportunistic jerk. I respect that.

I was just speaking the truth

 

[muddler35]

I was just speaking the truth

You testify brother. You do you. That’s why we’re here.