Brit thread.

[upfront]

High time all these over paid nancy boys from the English Premiership had a wake up call... England couldn't have done much worse if the team had been picked from the lower divisions... probably have been a hungrier bunch of wild men altogether... just what soccer needs to wake it up a bit.

lol

Have you ever watched shite footie from the lower divisions on ITV? (I haven't for years, as it's usually on at 2am, perfect for students.) I doubt a team from that lot would have put the frighteners up anybody, but it would have raised a few eyebrows among the purists, that's for sure!

 

[pop_54]

lol

Have you ever watched shite footie from the lower divisions on ITV? (I haven't for years, as it's usually on at 2am, perfect for students.) I doubt a team from that lot would have put the frighteners up anybody, but it would have raised a few eyebrows among the purists, that's for sure!

I thought I was watching it the other day against Portugal

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Nah, it's still the Board that makes the rules. I just conviniently left out that the English FA, the Scottish FA, the Wales FA and the Irish FA have 1 vote each, while FIFA has 4 votes. The Brits are still half-responsable for it. That's more than anyone else.

Porto's new manager is Luigi Del Neri, Italian, and was announced two or three days after Mourinho was confirmed in Chelsea.

I think Porto will do OK. They'll lose 2 or 3 players, but the structure will be the same.

I'm also curious to see Chelsea this season. If they give him enough time, Mourinho will get the job done, have no doubt.

Lauren, where do you get all this information from???

 

[Guest]

Lauren, where do you get all this information from???

She's an information whore.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

*chuckles*

Sort of. I'm used to do a lot of research. I'm the world's fastest Googler.

On that particular case, the info is at FIFA's website

 

[lewdandlicentious]

I'm disgusted.

How dare you all allow this thread to sink so low.

Take this as a bollocking bump!!

 

[Guest]

WHOOP! It's back! Like an old friend from the dead.

Sawry, Hon!

 

[matriarch]

I am so glad that this thread has been reprieved, I've been dying to post this somewhere...........

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A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.


Dear Mum and Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice. Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.

I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it.

Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can earn £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.

Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter, Aimee

p.s: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND GETTING BEAT ON PENALTIES AGAIN !!


Mat

 

[Guest]

I am so glad that this thread has been reprieved, I've been dying to post this somewhere...........

------------------------------------------------------------

A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.


Dear Mum and Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice. Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.

I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it.

Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can earn £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.

Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter, Aimee

p.s: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND GETTING BEAT ON PENALTIES AGAIN !!


Mat

LOL!!!!

Welcome to the good ship Brit Thread, Mat!

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

NO, THERE FUCKING ISN'T!

OK!!!!

 

[Guest]

NO, THERE FUCKING ISN'T!

OK!!!!

Bloody hell, calm down, dear, you'll give yourself an aneurism.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

NO, THERE FUCKING ISN'T!

OK!!!!

Now, pass some of that weed!!!

 

[Guest]

Now, pass some of that weed!!!

I've got a few dandelions, will they do?

 

[sexyspiders]

Hows 'bout'cha,
im a little ulsterwoman, but i moved to engerland two years ago, so i did. lovin it here so far, 'specially the CCJs we serve in the tearoom i work in (clotted cream and jam).

'tis nice to know we are among friends here, even if most of them are right ejits!

spiders >( '.' )<

 

[lewdandlicentious]

And you'll be made welcome here in the brit thread, so ya will!!!

 

[Guest]

Hows 'bout'cha,
im a little ulsterwoman, but i moved to engerland two years ago, so i did. lovin it here so far, 'specially the CCJs we serve in the tearoom i work in (clotted cream and jam).

'tis nice to know we are among friends here, even if most of them are right ejits!

spiders >( '.' )<

Hallooo!

(Well done for bumping ths, Lew, I missed it earlier!)

Welcome to the good ship Brit Thread.

Love your usename, btw.

Lou

P.S. Yup, I'm an ejit.

 

[Marsipanne]

Wow, I knew this thread existed but it had practically disappeared. Well, I'm certainly glad of its return.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Welcome!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

The Algarve can be considered British territory during August, right?

 

[pop_54]

Lo Brit's

 

[mummys dirty angel]

hello fellow britsters and adopted britsters

oh i say.. lets sit on the lawn with a cup of earl grey and eat 'sarndwiches' while the others play croquet and polo...

lordy, can someone turn down the heat... its 90degrees in here and its 2:55am

mda xxx

 

[Marsipanne]

I found a funny link about how 12-year old AOL-ers write (actually, I didn't find it, my first ever netfriend passed it on to me--I'm kinda in shock we're still chatting. 'Known' him for 2 years now. Gosh)

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

And an example of what it does:

I FOUND A FUNY LINK ABOUT HOW 12-YEAR OLD AOL-ARS WRIET (ACTUALY I DIDNT FIND IT MAH FIRST EVAR N3TFREIND PASED IT ON 2 M3-IMM KINDA IN SHOK W3RA STIL CHATNG!!1!1! LOL KNOWN HIM FOR 2 Y3ARS NOW11!!111 WTF GOSH).

I put in a passage from the novel I've just started (opening paragraph actually) and I got this:

TEH DIRT TRAK L3ADNG 2 TEH CAPITAL OF FALAN ORDAREEN WAS D3S3RTED ON3 UNREASONABLY HOT SPRNG AFTERNON!!111 OMG WTF LOL DA MAN S3AETD COMFORTABLY IN HIS CARIAEG FAN3D HIMS3LF SCOWLNG AT TEH BRIGHT MIDAY SUN WHICH H3 CUD SE WHEN HE PUL3D BAK TEH HEAVY VALVET CURTANE1!!!111 OMG

Incomprehensible or what?? I love the random 'OMG WTF LOL'

 

[lewdandlicentious]

That's quite cool, if you want a lesson in 12 year old gibberish!!!!

 

[comp|icity]

Originally posted by mummys dirty angel
hello fellow britsters and adopted britsters

oh i say.. lets sit on the lawn with a cup of earl grey and eat 'sarndwiches' while the others play croquet and polo...

lordy, can someone turn down the heat... its 90degrees in here and its 2:55am

mda xxx

Hey there mda! welcome to the boards

I am working on another chapter - hope you'll read it when it finally lands

 

[matriarch]

hello fellow britsters and adopted britsters

oh i say.. lets sit on the lawn with a cup of earl grey and eat 'sarndwiches' while the others play croquet and polo...

lordy, can someone turn down the heat... its 90degrees in here and its 2:55am

mda xxx

Hi mdm, good to see you here. Earl Grey? In emergencies,yes. My personal preference is Lady Grey. Black, no sugar. Even on hot days. And boy, has it been hot today !!!

I only just got to this thread, so missed you first time round. I hope you'll continue to drop in and chat. Don't let the natives scare you off, they're all pretty good people. Even me.

Mat