What do I have to do to get some of this orgasm pie?Hmmm... Bragging....
I can make a bourbon peach cobbler that has been known to bring men near orgasm.
I'm pretty deft in the flirtation game.
I work in a medium that not many people do - and I'm pretty good at it.
And every man (and woman) that has felt my kiss has declared me to be The Best Kisser Ever.(No false modesty here!)
My top achievement? Mastery of the English language.

And standardized tests are my bitches.

(No false modesty here!)

